Cankered Meat Pile
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 9:34pm |
 Coolness: 148995 | My Halloween was great. I went to a party called Cankered Meat Pile dressed as Jerry Garcia. Blind to the obvious spiking of the communal punch, we all drank crushed datura seeds, then the hosts left and locked us in, leaving only a battery of video cameras to monitor our progress. Crippling hallucinations, dismemberment and flesh eating ensued. Many attendees injured themselves on shards of crushed glass or on the pavement two stories below, attempting to escape from the only opening, a small window over the kitchen sink (defenestration).
-Steve Lalla, Hour Magazine |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 9:35pm |
| Coolness: 148995 | Vanessa Hasid's response (from [ Hour.ca ]
And why did I not hear about this Cankered Meat Pile party?! I would have loved to attend, dressed in my infamous Darth Vader garb, being locked in a room with a bunch of strangers in costume and having it videotaped. Then again, I'm just really kind of kinky. But in all seriousness, I'm curious to know if this was expected. Before going in, was everyone aware that they were to be filmed? Aware that they would be locked in a room with only a window as a means of escaping? Is this for real or is Mr. Lalla playing a good 'ol Halloween trick on us? For some reason, all this talk about dismemberment and flesh eating, sounds a little exaggerated and unreal if you ask me. Still, if there really is any possibility that this is being edited as we speak, and that it might actually be released for us all to see in the future, it's still good promo, isn't it? In a day and age where someone can become an international celebrity just by appearing on a dumbass show like The Bachelor, why not try my hand at becoming a local celeb by appearing in a very low-budget Montreal Halloween Party movie? I want my face to be seen and known. I would have loved to have my 15 minutes of fame! If talentless losers can have their faces plastered all over my tv screen, I can definitely use an opportunity like this one to get my name out there. And I actually have talent. But I digress. It sounds like it was an incredibly stuffy, creepy, fun time and I would have liked to have been there. Perhaps laughing at a few people getting stuck trying to escape through the small window, or bashing a few people on the head with my lightsaber... I hope they attempt something like this next year so I can wreak some havoc. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 9:36pm |
| Coolness: 148995 | Mark Karpman's response:
That was one crazy Halloween party! Thank god I didn't go. What I don't understand is how people have managed to turn around such an amazing day into a crazy rampage. I mean, the party that they speak about in this article is totally insane! Broken glass, getting drunk, what's going on here! What ever happened to staying at home and waiting for the doorbell to give candy to those little angels all dressed up and looking so cute? That's what makes Halloween great. Not all these parties that people go to, to get wasted. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 9:36pm |
| Coolness: 148995 | Ellen Reid's response:
We often underestimate the power of our minds (or something deeper?) to alter our psychological states, but this is none so true than when we take drugs. If you're feeling crappy for a while beforehand, you may well have a crappy time. But if you can lift yourself out of it then you are bound to have a better time and understand more about yourself in the process. Datura sounds interesting but way too powerful for my tastes... stories I've heard remind me of Batman Begins when that mad psychologist guy infects the water supply with some drug that wreaks horror. this shit is TOO funny, ihad to post it. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 10:00pm |
 Coolness: 299315 | bahaha. I was there and I guess i missed all the fun eh? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 11:14pm |
| Coolness: 148995 | ya you were all like
"this party sucks. i'm gonna hang out in sharon's brightly-lit apartment watching The Royal Tenenbaums over and over again" and shit devo hahahaha where are the fucking pics of that night anyways people? what happened to em? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 11:16pm |
| Coolness: 299315 | i didnt see anyone with a cam. And royal tannenbaum is the worst movie EVER |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Wed Nov 9, 2005 @ 11:59pm |
 Coolness: 200520 | People came to hang out at my appartment, cause that's where all the girls were.
Cankered Meat Pile was a steaming sausagefest, as usual. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corey_K replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 3:55am |
 Coolness: 96445 | Too bad steve's a rat faced liar!!!
1. None of that shit happened. 2. Steve was dressed as Otto not Jerry Garcia. 3. Steve BAILED on the party at like 1:30 and never returned. 4. I played for over 2 hours and had a wicked time. Corey |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 11:39am |
 Coolness: 471795 | datura is dark mysterious stuff, rather not mess with the elements ...my 2 cents ... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 1:58pm |
 Coolness: 121025 | wow thats some funny ish |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Insomniak replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 3:19pm |
 Coolness: 37490 | that guy in a cow costume was taking lots of pics, they online anywhere? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 4:48pm |
| Coolness: 148995 | ya, i know, i'm trying to find guy with cow costume's pics. he's not exactly a raver.
and ya sharon, the GIRLS were sitting in your apartment snorting crack all night, but the WOMEN were shakin it to mr. vain's cheezeness. what ever happened to PARTYING?!?!?!? also, you're all gonna die. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 5:00pm |
| Coolness: 471795 | -i'm only five nine its the home of the cracksales- Paul Wall |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 1:20pm |
 Coolness: 276425 | Originally posted by KARL MARX...
also, you're all gonna die. YYAAAYYYEEE!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Sun Nov 13, 2005 @ 7:09pm |
 Coolness: 89475 | Originally posted by KARL MARX...
Ellen Reid's response: stories I've heard remind me of Batman Begins when that mad psychologist guy infects the water supply with some drug that wreaks horror. this shit is TOO funny, ihad to post it. Cillian Murphy is SO FUCKING HOT!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Sun Nov 13, 2005 @ 8:51pm |
 Coolness: 71425 | i remember that datura party . that was fucked up yo. i don't remember seeing anyone of you there though. i'm not sure i was there either. wait am i dreaming? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Mon Nov 14, 2005 @ 3:28am |
| Coolness: 148995 | what kind of fuckin name is Cillian anyways? what IS that? how do you pronounce that? and how fakey fakey is that, exactly? and what is a CIllian anyways, is that a man or a woman?? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Mon Nov 14, 2005 @ 9:44am |
 Coolness: 93090 | i didn't go to this party, I went to a bunch of other lamo party's, which were kind fun, but only because I was completetly toshed, and the next day, I woke up in a straight jacket with lipstick all over my face.... thank gawd I at least woke up in my own bed...steve I didn't go to ur party cause frankly u smell, but I still love u anyways...
Ufot-not remembering anything past age 6... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Mon Nov 14, 2005 @ 10:11am |
| Coolness: 200520 | Cillian Murphy is the dude from 28 Days Later, it's pronounced Kill-i-an and he's IRISH. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to Jeff Hackett and therefore needs to be castrated by a pack of wolves on acid. |
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