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Nigerians On Ravewave?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 1:50pm
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she even spelled her own name wrong.....claduia????????? i dunno dude, if she's that stupid, she wont be hard to convince to hop into the sack with you....
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:04pm
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"I need long term relationship"
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:08pm
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Imagine if people spoke like that to eachother at clubs and bars and stuff..

Guy: Hey, do you come here often?
Girl: I noticed you around, you are a good looking guy. I'm orignally from Poland, daddy paid for my schooling. Here is my phone number and address. I know father would approve of me seeing a boy like you, he could use a son-in-law to help him with carpentry back home. I can just tell by looking at you that we have lots in common and would be great friends and *wink* maybe more? Please reply.
Guy: Uhh...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:11pm
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Originally posted by TRASHANDSUICIDE...

Imagine if people spoke like that to eachother at clubs and bars and stuff..

Guy: Hey, do you come here often?
Girl: I noticed you around, you are a good looking guy. I'm orignally from Poland, daddy paid for my schooling. Here is my phone number and address. I know father would approve of me seeing a boy like you, he could use a son-in-law to help him with carpentry back home. I can just tell by looking at you that we have lots in common and would be great friends and *wink* maybe more? Please reply.
Guy: Uhh...


hahahah I know!! that would be so funny

*searches through computer* This all reminds me of a conversation I had online with someone that talked in the same manner:

chander_mohan20022000: hi m Rahul want to chat u
elka: what
chander_mohan20022000: What do u like
elka: i like urkel
chander_mohan20022000: but I LIKE girl becuse ............
elka: what
chander_mohan20022000: AREu m/f ?
elka: i am urkel
chander_mohan20022000: r u male
elka: i am urkel
chander_mohan20022000: r u call girll
chander_mohan20022000: i want to fuck you
chander_mohan20022000: do you intearting to me
elka: no
chander_mohan20022000: what happen u re urkel
chander_mohan20022000: same
elka: what
chander_mohan20022000: ya
chander_mohan20022000: ya iam aurkel
chander_mohan20022000: reaply me
chander_mohan20022000: heloooo
chander_mohan20022000: what do u thinkig?
chander_mohan20022000: what is your age ?
chander_mohan20022000: what is your educatiol qualification?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:19pm
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Heh heh... yeah.. I used to mIRC and because I don't have an obviously male or female nick some guys would just sort of assume... same shit. The worst was when I was away from the computer for about an hour when I came back was a whole string of messages which basically read like this: (I'm paraphrasing)

Guy: Hey are you m or f?
Guy: Ok, you are shy, I like that.
Guy: I start rubbing your shoulders.
*Guy reaches around infront of you and undoes your blouse, takes off your bra, fondels your tits*
Guy: You have a nice rack...
(Of course, this was in much more broken english and kept going on and on until...)
Guy: Oh yes oh yes... I want my cum in your mouth.
*Guy opens your mouth and shoves his cock into your mouth and unloads his sticky payload*
Guy: CUMMMMM!
Guy: CUMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!
Guy: Thanks, that was great.

I was completely amazed.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elka replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:20pm
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here's another one i posted on my site a long time ago. Ya know, you'd think if you lived in LA you would know how to spell it, or at least how to use the abbreviation, LA rather than LG

kitty: hi
kitty: elka
kitty: i am kitty
kitty: i am 19/f/usa
elka: ok
kitty: and u
elka: i'm 20/f/montreal..but i'm from the US
elka: where in us
kitty: ok
kitty: nice to met you
kitty: l.g.
kitty: r u have cam
elka: l. g?
kitty: las angelus
kitty: r u have cam
kitty: dear
kitty: plz connect your cam
kitty: r u there
kitty: hello
kitty: r u there
kitty: r u there
kitty: plz reply
kitty: the message
kitty: i am waitting for you
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:20pm
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we used to get russian brides or callgirls posting messages on our indajungle messageboard
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:29pm
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does she have plowing skills?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Mon Oct 31, 2005 @ 2:52pm
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Nope, but she's good with a hoe!
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