I Had Friends Once..
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| damn straight... oh wait..fuck shit...
nvm |
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| lol.. yeah.. I'm just getting that "walk away" bullshit.. the fucking other people comes when I start hanging out with people who I think are as sexy or sexier then my wife... (damn... why did I set the bar so high)... like last night she called to pick a fight and I was all "How about you call me later when you're not in a bitch mood, alright, bye" and then 30 minutes later she was all reasonable.. it feels good too! |
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| thats shit is what I call abuse from a woman, psychological abuse...never dat. |
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| I've always said that women can be just as abusive at men... I've seen some WHIPPED motherfuckers in my time, and the girls never even touch their boys... just have them wrapped around their little fingers. Pisses me the fuck off. |
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| damn you know some fucked up people!! hahaha
women suck....... and some of us suck good.. wow what |
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| the best thing to do to an ex who wont leave you alone is sleep with all of her friends....it makes her want you more...even if it doesnt at least you can answer,"your friend doesnt complain when i try anal on her." |
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| hahahahaha |
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| thats not funny, I have that exact same problem with someone.... |
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| we all have had that problem...the funny thing is everytime i date a girl and she introduces me to her friends i am extra nice.the ladies think you are trying to be involved in their life when the only thing you are getting involved in is figuring which one you are going to sleep with when the time comes....everyone wins! |
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| Nimi... I don't understand.. in what good ways can a woman suck? *plays dumb* :P
No.. but seriously... I alway play friends out of bounds for like a year... it just makes a bigger mess, unless that's what you're going for. |
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| like, when you shoot your load after a year with orgasm? |
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| now thats messy. |
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| "Don't worry baby.. I'll just cum on your tummy... " then WHAM in her eyes and hair! She'd never see it coming... god... a year without an orgasm.. are you a monk!? |
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| direct hits are the best |
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| hahaha, "that was a looooooong shot" - Leon Phelpps aka The Ladies Man |
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| I like to see if I can spurt on each tit and the belly button.. its good to have goals.. and when you do it.. you get to shout "GOAL!!" |
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| Like the Wops during the World Cup! |
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| Yup... I actually heard a survey that something like 50% of Italian men think about soccer when they fuck... |
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| Originally posted by TRASHANDSUICIDE...
Yup... I actually heard a survey that something like 50% of Italian men think about soccer when they fuck...
wtf, thats pretty odd to be thinking of soccer while u fuck. |
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| Not if you're Italian... maybe the statistic is for world cup time or something. |
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