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| Do you like to feel it spashing on your back? |
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| i like to inject it in others to be honesy... |
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| yeah? inject it where? |
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| must be fun being a sperm cell!!!! wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee swimming alround vagina's and attacking the egg to see who get's in first.. did you ever see that episode of family guy where stuwie gets jealous of having a younger sibling and shrinks himself and goes in. (sperm cell ship) |
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| haha yea...every sperm was a spaceship with a small stewie in it :P |
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| Stop sperm murder. |
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| i have to take a dump. who wants to help wipe? |
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| dont wipe, take a shower and wash off the shit, it's better for you... |
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| take a shower after every dump.....?? |
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| thats what i do... not a full shower, more or a quick wash... my ass always feels nice... |
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| bah, water on the toilet paper is always enough for me.. |
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| Saliva is better... I have to do that if I take a dump at work... |
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| thanks for sharing that with us! |
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| Use baby wipes |
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| life as a sperm would suck man, read sperm wars man.. shiit
FUCK BEING A SPERM. |
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| Originally posted by THOG...
thats what i do... not a full shower, more or a quick wash... my ass always feels nice...
yeah, i dont understand why everyone dosent do that, i mean just plain paper is so not clean enough. I seriously think we should have bidets here in north america, like france. they know how to keep their bums clean. |
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| go europeans |
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| I don't care what you people say... if someone tells me they're gonna take a dump and I hear the shower go off - Imma freak out. |
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