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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 68980 | "Krypton sucks!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Suckballs_bebe replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 5:44pm |
 Coolness: 66490 | Me father was a tree |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 6:50pm |
| Coolness: 116300 | Originally posted by *CHERIE*...
Me father was a tree lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Sat Jan 8, 2005 @ 3:01am |
 Coolness: 145425 | this one's my favourite ever!!!!....you gotta say it with the jewish accent though
from episode 308 - The Kiss Seen Round The World Mort Goldman: I think its very very nice that our children had this wonderful kiss. I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss and it was just awful. Ah just awful....we were both very sick. Weren't we dear?
Muriel Goldman: Achk we were terribly sick. We were both fourteen and it was winter and we had terrible headcolds. Mort Goldman: Yes mine especialy was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose and the other children, they very nasty to me about that. They said bad hurtful things to me. They called me tasty cakes and they would beat me and stick pine cones in my ass. Those were very bad times. Lois: Aw I'm sorry to hear that. Mort Goldman: Thank you very much. Megan: Excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up. Mort Godman: A-ah! Please flush the toilet twice. One's for the bulk and again for the remainder. Thank you. Aw she's a dear. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SMK replied on Sat Jan 8, 2005 @ 10:10am |
 Coolness: 36415 | My favorite is:
From Peter: You know Lois, I didn't marry you because of your huge rack or cute caboose, its for that big sexy brain of yours, come on over here *lick* *lick* lick* Or the best reply line from Stewie to Brian with the british girl, when she spoils herself at her birthday: Stewie - If dogs have so very good hearing what I am saying now, ..... Bryan - I'm telling. .... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Sun Jan 9, 2005 @ 6:02am |
| Coolness: 145425 | From episode 308 - The Kiss Seen Round The World
*Stewie Griffin has a Bully Boy tied up to a chair in his home's basement*
Stewie Griffin: Well...well isn't this a darling pitcure? Bully boy: *hmmmf* let me go man! Stewie Griffin: Tell me. How old are you Charly? Bully boy: Seven! Stewie Griffin: Seven?! Well my...my...you're piratically a lady. *Stewie Griffin approaches the Bully Boy* Stewie Griffin: Ironic, that your faith is in the hands of an infant..... Now tell me where my tricycle is!!!! Bully Boy: I dunno....I lost it. *Stewie Griffin slaps the Bully Boy* Bully Boy *screams*: Ah! Stewie Griffin: Very well. I have other ways of obtaining the truth. *Stewie Griffin picks up a torture device* Bully Boy: Ah! NO! Don't! Lois Griffin: Stewie! Look what I found! Stewie Griffin: *gasp*! My tricky! Lois Griffin: What's going on down here? Stewie Griffin: Um...We're playing "House". Lois Griffin: Mmm? That boy is all tied up. *pause* Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sun Jan 9, 2005 @ 2:18pm |
| Coolness: 141370 | "How do you know my language!!!"
"Mayor West...you HAVE linphoma" "I'm gonna need this by friday" "Ooooo, is that gonna give us enough time to crosscheck the...." "I LOST THE PERP!!!" "BRIIIING IIIIIIT ONNNNNNN!!!!!!" "YES! ALRIGHT! BRING ON THE PAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNN!" "Dear Diary, JACKPOT!" "We gonna get em'" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 2:46am |
| Coolness: 145425 | yeah but who says it and when...why? W5...I think I remember it thought......kinda vague |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 10:42pm |
 Coolness: 159125 | Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 10:56pm |
 Coolness: 200535 | "IT'S GONNA RAIN." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 11:19pm |
| Coolness: 141370 | "good contribution diana" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 11:48pm |
| Coolness: 145425 | ah Sharon please....you gonna introduce the quote like "And now we go to our black perspective's weather forecast." and spell it like he said it "ISS GON RAIN!"...or something....damn! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 11:51pm |
| Coolness: 141370 | "parrrrrtyyyyyyy ovvvvaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeere" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Jan 11, 2005 @ 2:28am |
 Coolness: 276440 | "GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tyranny_i_am replied on Tue Jan 11, 2005 @ 12:39pm |
| Coolness: 36910 | stewie(annoyed and trying to crash at a motel with drunk brian while a bust is going down next door): oh for god's sakes.. heee's wearing a wire *gunshots* aaahhhhhhhh. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 18, 2005 @ 11:08am |
| Coolness: 145425 | from Episode 214 "Let's go to the hop"
Peter: I had such a crush on her.....untill I met you Lois *kiss*....you're my silver medal. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Tue Jan 18, 2005 @ 12:44pm |
| Coolness: 141370 | " what's hickadoola?" |
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