Family Guy Quotes.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sheake_me replied on Wed Jan 5, 2005 @ 3:24pm |
 Coolness: 38340 | I love the family guy, I want to have his love children LOL...an aqantience of mine got me a shirt of stewie that says damn you all, that I love verry much. that being said.....
"you can end this reign of estrogenical tyrony"!!! "louise look up fork and lung"...times a factor. "oh no..oh no...oh no,....Oh YEAH!!!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DriftOnADream replied on Wed Jan 5, 2005 @ 6:57pm |
 Coolness: 35400 | knock,knock..random dead body search...your one fun guy,family guy!!!..and man,usa suxz on rave partys.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 5:07am |
 Coolness: 145365 | Peter: I want the father-son relationship that the Gumbles have.
Lois: The Gumbles are brothers. Peter: Oh so just because they're black we cant learn anything from them? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 5:08am |
| Coolness: 145365 | Quagmire in the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 5:52am |
| Coolness: 145365 | ndian 1: ya know i think we've lost touch w/ our spirtual roots. i mean sure this casino has brought out tribe money, prosperity, but with the price of our souls.
indian 2: and about 6 million dollars a week. indian 1:that sounds about right, here take your crappy car back lets hit the buffet peter: alright we did it, common lets get the hell out of here. stewie: stupid greedy savages lois: stewie, thats a terrible thing to say *background fades to black* this one particular tribe has lost their way but most native americans are proud hard working people who are true to their spiritual herritage they are certainly not savages. *the more you know* stewie:so thats funny mother just this morning you said they were lazy like the dirty mexicans *background fades to black* haha, just kidding, the mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage. *the more you know* meg:ya not like those dumb gargantuan swedes. *backgroun fades to black* actually, the swedish people run the gammit from short to tall. and did you know the swedes gave us the brilliant inventer albert nobel? *the more you know* peter: ya which is more than we ever got from those freeloading canadians *background fades to black* ::pause:: canada sucks!! :  angry stare:: |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» snakestyle replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 10:17am |
 Coolness: 47765 | I'LL KILL YOU ALL lets all not forget stewy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 1:27pm |
 Coolness: 276380 | greased up deaf guy: you're never gonna catch me, you're waisting your tiiiiimme, forget about it go do something else. See ya'll next year!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 1:38pm |
 Coolness: 152455 | Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party. Lois Griffin: And what did you do? Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 1:42pm |
| Coolness: 276380 | Brian to clown holding tonic water: "hit me. Now, if I could only find a midget with some gin..." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 3:33pm |
| Coolness: 145365 | hey u forgot "...I'll be in buisness"
Katie! This is a travestie! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 3:47pm |
 Coolness: 102710 | Talking about sexuality, the news anchorwoman said to the anchorman:
"You're so deep in the closet that you're finding xmas gifts." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaJoker525 replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 4:59pm |
 Coolness: 57375 | Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaJoker525 replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 5:01pm |
| Coolness: 57375 | Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16 Quagmire: 18? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 6:16pm |
 Coolness: 238565 | stuie (i suck @ spelling so spank me);)
"dance puttets dance!!" Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Thu Jan 6, 2005 @ 6:59pm |
| Coolness: 116240 | Season 3, episode 12, Chris is doing a paper root so he can raise $$ to buy some bitch some perfume....
old pervert guy: mmm that’s a nice muscle of thrown on you got their Chris: why thanks old pervert guy: got a nice tip in my pocket, but my arthritis, why don't you reach in there and fetch it out for yourself. Then a few min. later old pervert guy: hey muscly arm, why the long face? Chris: ohm, it's this girl, I cant talk to her its like girls are a different species or somethin. old pervert guy: awe who needs um. you like popcycles? chris: well, sure. old pervert guy: then you need to come on down to the cellar, i got a whole freezer full of popcycles, ummmmmm. chris: no thanks, i gotta get going old pervert guy: awww dont make me beg now, chris: hahaha, your funny, i gotta go now. old pervert guy: get yo fat ass back here |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 12:50am |
| Coolness: 276380 | I LOVE THE OLD GUY! "where are you you piggly son of a bitch!"
Originally posted by TOLTECH ...
hey u forgot "...I'll be in buisness" Katie! This is a travestie! Your so right, I couldnt remember if that was actually part of it or if I added that cause I thopught it belonged. (ashamed) ahhahaha, thanks beany :b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 2:57am |
| Coolness: 141310 | "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LANGUAGE!!!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 102710 | Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself. Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation. [ www.familyguyquotes.com ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 12:35pm |
| Coolness: 276380 | checking a sites cheeeeeaaattiinnngggggg :b
chris: im supposed to be on my best behaviour and not mention the word poo.... OH NOO WHAT HAVE I DONE! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» bob_ replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 102150 | first i'm gonna bang my girlfriend and then i'm gonna kill Chris Griffin
Stewie: Did he just said ''bang my girlfriend'' on televison? |
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