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Uhhhmmmmm Yyeeaaaaa....
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| What do you say when you try to pick up a girl?
"Im a slutty dyke, will you sleep with me?"
"MY SPOON IS TO BIG" |
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| no!!
you say:
"You're lucky you're not in an alley, because I'd rape you!"
now THATS a pickup line |
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| haha im sorry kafwin. I am not a slutty dyke. Which makes u straight
*muah!* |
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| MAH SPOON IS TOOOO BIG! |
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| I AM A BANANA!!!! |
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| So get a bigger bowl ;) .. damn thats the only one Ive seen... |
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| no youre not |
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| No one asked you. Slutty dyke. |
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| *spanks fred with an oversized novelty spatula* |
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| Oooo baby, harder! Harder!!!!! |
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| noooooooooo...IM A BANANA!!! |
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| nice. can i peel your clothes off and put whipped cream all over you? |
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| Uhmm nooooooo... *turns around and walks away*...
hey peeeeter, whats haaapeniinnngg.. uuhmmmmm yyeaaaaaa.. about those TPS reports.. did you get the memo?? |
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| that would be greaaattttt |
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| whats hapeeenniinnggg, listen Im gonna need you to come in on saturday allright?..That would be grreeeeaaaattt.. and while your at it why don't you go ahead and come in on sunday also... |
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| hum yeahhh. we are currently having some space problems so if you could just move your stuff to the basement that would be greatttttt |
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| Yeaaaaaa... uhmmm yyeaaaa.. could you move a little to the left..oh yeaaaa that grrreeeaaaaattt... peeeetterrrr... listen, did you get the memo about the TPS report? |
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| but.. but.. It's my stapeler.. |
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| That would be greattttttt |
Uhhhmmmmm Yyeeaaaaa....
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