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Rhymes Instead Of Crimes!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Nov 29, 2002 @ 3:11pm
daftwin
Coolness: 276475
Yo man, your shit is ILLLLLLLin' ... very nice. Can't wait to see what else you have ben.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Nov 29, 2002 @ 3:18pm
pitagore
Coolness: 471845
He'S got more than a trick in its bag,MC FBA on fire !
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Nov 29, 2002 @ 4:47pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset replied on Sat Jan 4, 2003 @ 3:40pm
mindset
Coolness: 52585
I remember them cold nights and long lines for clubs
Now it's strictly V.I.P., free drinks and drugs
Pounds and hugs, getting back rubs, be them Underground thugs
Stay street but got new found love, take a Continental, driver rental
Travel the globe, mindset to the end worldwide rockin shows
Explode from out the projects, Glenwood to Drysneck
Hold your drink up, and make a toast to how the gods get
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Sat Jan 4, 2003 @ 4:25pm
apr1zm
Coolness: 164840
its a proven fact that no matter how high you get * you always fall down face first just like bob saget * sucking dick for coke * always ready to toke * acting like everything's joke * but deep inside youre broke * into a million pieces * everything real in you releases *
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sat Jan 4, 2003 @ 11:12pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
ganja in a back of a corvette
weed purchased from the net
smoke it, bake it, eat it, feel it, stoned yet?

read about it in the montreal gazette
soon people be smokin weed like a cigarette

nobody upset
no stress no debt
flollowing the trend Amsterdam set

t.h.c. my conscience offset
brain turns into vinegrette
herb body abets

sometimes i burn heads
with my friends
and we play tricks on running cats
on which one gets
to the bait first, we place bets
then release the rats
this is how we do it in the NDG flats.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloak replied on Sat Jan 4, 2003 @ 11:38pm
cloak
Coolness: 57465
boom boom boom boom
shake da room
howling like its full moon
grab a baloon
puncture it with a harpoon
inhale, dance like a total goon
embracing the music boon
spoon? there's no spoon
can't hide
from the jungle comes out
the bride
and im da groom
to the mic near you, boom
coming soon.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 12:17am
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
hey, hey... hey!
isnt pasting other people's shit kinda gay,
however i display
no dismay
royalties you dont have to pay,
yay,
cuz i sat down smoking a J,
and music play

as i realized
that you musta really liked my rhymes
to have had them plagiarized,
and flow heist

my rhymology
from an IDJ review thread
check the link in post below
for it to be read

CLOAK teleportEd
givin me no cred,
made it look authentic instead
like it was based on astrology

i think this is somewhat a pathology
in rhymes
i utilize
the latest technology;

never copycats will be able to keep up
as i shoot bullets in the air, BRUP!, BRUP!BRUP!

advanced phraseology
complex terminology
haters i exterminate, explore necrology
drill lines into your brain
master of neurology
smoke a G,
and forget all my highschool biology.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 12:19am
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
found where i left that rhyme,
here it is, you cant decline!

[ www.rave.ca ]

(make sure to scroll down,
i be pullin no clown)
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 9:14am
g__
Coolness: 141405
My rhymes are mystic like the journeymen
ben's steez are non-phictisious like based on a true story...
i couldn't rap a rhyme if i tried
even if it hurt till i cried
this limerick was dead before it died
fuck this hip-hop shit i'm going to bed again
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 1:39pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
kicks, punches,
panties in them bunches
word around the world is there's no free lunches

my back hunches,
i get muncheis
after i burn a j with my bud, and we match his

which reminds me
that i wanna state
that, if you shake my hand, wash after you masturbate

have a bunch of chicken on my plate,
touch it and you're dead,
dont test yo fate,

round the world some people spreading hate,
if i shoot you in the head,
to your meeting you'll be late

never fish
without a solit bait,
for the moment wait,
hiding in the shade, yo

while i cyber-rhyme i drink gatorade,
smoke and fade,
touch no blade,
quality of highest grade,

using metaphors my rhymes are made,
and i be wearin plain not plaid,
getting laid

as i hit that spot
conjure verbal plot
lyrical gymnastics on the mic, why not,

give it a shot
after smokin pot
might even bust a few lines that gonna sound hot

holding the mic like a rabbit holdin a carrOt
pass the peace pipe yelling ragga verbals, bumbaclat
bust a few verses in russian, peeps yelling 'what',
when rhymology enters my brain, lines on my arm i jot
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 1:41pm
el_presidente
Coolness: 299365
bling bling
I have a cock ring
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 1:48pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
tho i gots no cock ring
i come at ya like a killa bee sting
bling bling
left hook at you swing

muthafuckas gimme cash,
in order to purchase portions of my stash
then they burn it, leave behind ash

if you piss me off enough,
watch out for your windshield smashed
when you come out to puff
brick on your head may crash

throw you in a can full of trash
dont try to get out,
you'll simply give yourself a rash
hereabout

this morning i ate sauer kraut
in my salad it was looking mad trippy
like i was a psychonaut

rhyme about
all kindsa shit, then skins i hit
and if you need a dictionary
to rhyme, you aint shit, bitch.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 2:07pm
el_presidente
Coolness: 299365
mothafuck this andmothafuck that
I pull out my glock and ratatatak
Legs wide open, lying on yo back
bitch I aint no mothafuckin' necrophiliac
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 2:15pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
click clack
is the sound my clip makes
when into place it i smack
bullets aint no fakes
shoot up enemies
as my car a turn takes
no respect i have for flakes
even less respect for fakes

you rhyme with no grace
lookin at the world
thru a contact lens
kill you swiftly,
throw you over my neighbours fence
and while his dog eats your face,
your ho's drink
with roofies i sneakily lace,
then we hit my place.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 2:16pm
el_presidente
Coolness: 299365
Yallz be wiggin'
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 2:20pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
wiggin, thuggin
biotch, am i you buggin?
my emcee skills im hereby pluggin
no laggin
muthafuckas think
i be the conversation dragging
while they smoke some shitty ass schwaggin',
braggin

see, only exotics i allow in my pipe
thick layer of resin comes out,
when the bowl i wipe
then i proceed to rhymes shout,
haters in the corner pout
spitting masterful lines
is what im all about.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 2:46pm
g__
Coolness: 141405
Wiggity wiggity wack daddy
cause i'm a miggity miggity mack daddy
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Jan 5, 2003 @ 3:32pm
zz.ee.vv
Coolness: 194065
servin hamburger MCees
peeps who rhyme with glee

spittin bout purple clouds

and green trees

anyone who only the surface sees

will prolly think
that when i scratch behind my ears
im tryin' ta shake da fleas

rhyme with ease,
word to tha killa bees steez

all im tryin to do when i emcees
is the crowd please

so if you simply cant take a verse
with a curse

or if you think i suck moose balls -
catch the next hearse,

skip the following rhyme,
dont bother reading them lines

this one aint gonna be
clean, scraped out and shine,
cuz i rhyme dirty tonight.

aint tryin to pick a fight,
but, if i see a juicy nipple on a boob,
i bite

what did i do last night?
good question, aaight,

brought two honeys to my bedroom,
grabbin they thighs

they were tellin me about they guys
who treat em like shit

one complained that her boy jizzed her in the eye
as i licked her clit,
sheeit,

always making sure that good skin i hit

as they were doing eachother,
rolled a j, with ganja sweet

when i was ready, the gurlies
their tongues split
turned out they decided to compete,
who can on me longer oral commit

life's the shit,

when you got a joint in the left hand,
honey on your dick,
and in the right a heineken

straight to Zen

i was headed.
Pleasure was embedded

like an embryo
threesomes are awesome, yo

outside, i could hear rampaging snow

almost as rampaging as the honeys who me blow,
"ho ho ho"

like a Santa i excitedly go
in my flow

with the difference between us being
that, on me, mah bro,
no red hat you're seeing

i'm all about
strictly jimmy hat stylez.

in the back seat of a car
going real far
i can fuck for miles

have no need for viagra viles

smooth my fingernails with a file
so that i can reach a honey's g spot like a peristyle

make gurls smile

always make them reconcile
their attention to my domicile

ladies flock to me, make em cum on jacuzzi tiles

after i take off their confining textiles
make their stay evidently worthwhile;

sometimes even booty i defile
anal style
i eat pussy like i was a crocodile,
just dial
my number if you a hot honey gimme your profile.
legal please, though, baby im no pedophile
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Jan 6, 2003 @ 12:37am
unknown%20user
Coolness: 490
you guys are so white
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