The Neverending Story Game
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| This is the neverending story game. If you're imaginative it can get to be pretty good!
It goes as follows. The first person (That'll be me, for simplicity's sake) Will start a story, and another peron will continue it, without ending. The person after that will add a little more, and slowly but surely, the story will build up into a surefire pulitzer prize winner! Or so we hope.
And Noah, no pedophiliac-homo-eroticism unless its absolutely necessary, kay? cool. let's begin!
Tim, the lovable little elf its stolling through the woods when suddenly from far away, he hears a girl-elf's cry. He runs to the source of the yell, and to his surprise, he discovers... |
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| ... that on the planet Helicon, the mutant psonic master of the little village called Fernia was planning a war. This was not of much help to the poor little girl, but he thought it might be relevant for future info, after all it's not everywhere that you see a carving on a tree. What was really discovered seemed to have been an elf wief to a pole in the middle of a clearing. He suddenly... |
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| ...........started breakdancing.then his friend, Mr Froggy(who is surprisingly ........a frog ;) hopped over and tripped him with his tongue.All of a sudden............................... |
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| ...mr. froggy fell down a long, dark tunnel and landed with a thump in a huge pile of candy. He had found the candy jackpot! And he wasnt about to let it go to waste. He got to work munching the candy. Eventually he made himself quite hyper, and without even thinking, he... |
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| ...............he ate a big phat eurokarting penis and then shuved his very large..... |
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| estomac, mais soudain une alarme se fait entendre du fond de la caverne sombre et sinistre. Le sang de notre hero ne fait qu'un tour, mais sans attendre une seconde il se dirige vers ce son strident. il marche deja depuis 10 minutes quand il appercoit une lueur au loin. il commence a croire que quelque chose de vraiment etrange est entrain de se produire car la bague magique que elia l'elfe lui a remis au debut de son voyage se met a clignotter etrangement. Une goutte de sueur longe son front et ses mains se mettent legerement a trambler. il avance d'un pas chancelant mais certain quand tout a coup... |
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| ...............he ate a big phat eurokarting penis...... |
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| and noticed that there was an echo in the room! he was so surprised, that he hopped on a boat and saled to the far off island of... |
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| ....fuckheads |
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| .....ate cheese in the living room, so their mom got mad and ran after them with a broom and then they ran out of the house screaming.... |
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| ..."abracadabra!" . Immediately the broom got a mind of its own, got out of their mom's hands, and rode under the Fuckheads leader. He happily jumped on it, waved his hand in the most preculiar motion, and unzipped his.... |
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| ....coat and started prancing around on the broom when he got stoped by a huge... |
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| ... Big Fat Ange Mama cooking cookies for the fact she's the Oracle . She looked gently at the Broom and said : You ... |
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| [ ...ca ] handle the truth"! The broom realized it, and sheepishly returned to its respective place in the corner. The shamed fuckheads were about to escape, when the decided to steal some of the Oracle's cookies. But as soon they reached for those steamy, crispily baked cookies, they... |
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| ....all turned into sex craved heads that wanted to fuck, and therefore went after the cooking cookies mama and... |
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| .shuved that big phat broom up her... |
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| ...ass and tried to suck her eye out while she attempted to.... |
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| ...bust out some miss kitten singing.."mutha fuckas are soo nice, suck my dick,lick my ass, in the mix...we have sex?eveynight with my famous friends"and then all the fuckheads turned to her and.... |
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| transformed into giant worms with fangs. Instead of going after her, however, they rushed outside through aportal and attacked the peaceful population of New Zealand. Police and army could not stop them, so they called... |
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| ghost busters! but they were on so many drugs that they were no help either, so the people of new zealand started.... |
The Neverending Story Game
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