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Olympic-Sized Fuckups
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Tue Sep 14, 2004 @ 6:10pm
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
Summer Olympics that they would like to take back


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

these commentators are all from NBC? what a surprise!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Tue Sep 14, 2004 @ 6:27pm
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lol...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Tue Sep 14, 2004 @ 10:30pm
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bahahahaha
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 3:29pm
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Originally posted by ASHTRAY G I R L...

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"


fucking great :lol :lol :lol
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 3:54pm
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gold
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 4:09pm
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hahahahaha

awesome
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» bob_ replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 4:14pm
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i really love the last one hehe
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Atrix replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 4:25pm
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Hilarious ! I guess when you hire ex-atheletes with lobotomies as commentators, you can expect language to get away from them a little. GO NBC!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Wed Sep 15, 2004 @ 4:57pm
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yeh got that one by email

super funny
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Sep 16, 2004 @ 4:10pm
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Hahah!!! Good one! :D :D :D :D :lol
More! More!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sun Sep 19, 2004 @ 3:23pm
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:lol

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