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| that pic is disturbing and funny at the same time
my deepest condolences to the owner of this penis. |
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| my deeper condolences to his significant other |
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| i don't find it funny or disturbing, it's just his body....who knows, the dude might be an energy master who can make a woman cum by touching her arm with his hand....now if he isn't though, i feel bad cuz people will judge him (regardless of the old boat/ocean)
In my opinion, a real lover knows about connection/attention/passion and how to channel energy with someone....of course, if you're a bumbling klutz, it won't help your cause. But it's really all about the connection. |
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| I have the biggest cock in my pants! |
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| well... It's also the only cock in my pants... but... as long as there isn't another cock in my pants - mine will always be the biggest.
Sometimes I've even had the biggest cock in an empty room. |
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| Originally posted by AZZIZZUZZ...
as long as u use ur dick WELL...u shuldnt care about ur size..
''not the size of the boat dat counts....its the motion in da ocean''..classic..hehhehehehe
if u cant use it well...better have some crazy tongue skillz...
the only men that say that are one with small dicks |
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| FINALLY I'm not the only one saying that.
*props to Sarah* |
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| walrus penises are like a bone when they dry up. |
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| did you get poked with a walrus penis? |
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| hehehheegheh...i heard dat from a friend...and wtv..its just funny i found...which is why i wrote it..
hehehehhe...mais la on dirait ke jsuis catalogué...hehehehe..
but no..me peniso aint short...but it aint big..
i just know...little sarah...dat its big enuff to make u choke while sukn it...;)
L'important c'est de savoir l'utiliser....et tout simplement l'utiliser.. |
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| my condolences to you neoform, and also bravo for having the guts to share your big (sorry) problem |
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| "ps. miller... you bitch!"
what did i do?
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| so i was seeing this freak and we were in the jacuzzi right and i decided by some weird perversion that i wanted to pee in her mouth. so she's like "ok." then i changed my mind again. |
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| an ex of mine got into the whole being peed on thing after we broke up... or maybe it was before we broke up. I can't remember... and it's sort of confusing... but... I was out of town and she got involved with someone else and married him before I came back... weird.
I'm ok with it, though... I helped her commit adultery before they got divorced! Anyhow... never got to pee on her. She told me that she'd lie in the bathtub and get her husband to pee on her clit. |
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| yeah...hot...no |
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| freak |
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| fishead, you're awesome.
i have a friend you can pee on. his name is steve, i'll introduce you when you come to town. |
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| im high/ on life. |
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| I live in town - but I don't pee on or play with boys. I'm very happy with my own penis, and I'm not looking for another one.
but yeah... said ex-gf told me that having her ex-husband pee on her clit was awesome because boys can aim and vary the flow - like a shower head that knows how to tease you.
I'm not trying to sell any of y'all on this, btw. |
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| pee on me. please...your the variant speed i've been waiting for all my life. |
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