The Joke Thread
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 2:12am |
 Coolness: 2603940 | This is to be a joke thread... For Q/A Jokes use Q: and A: and for other jokes just write them in! Simple... Try to make them good and funny and not too stupid...
Q: How many ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth? A: All of them! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 2:17am |
 Coolness: 685545 | Q: What's the best part about an ethiopian chick giving you a blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Simply5teve a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 2:51am |
 Coolness: 67535 | what do you call a gay guy with the shits ??
a juicy fruit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 2:56am |
 Coolness: 42650 | bahahahaha
Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people have a chance to have sex. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Simply5teve a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 2:58am |
| Coolness: 67535 | how do you sit four gay guys on a barstool ??
turn it upside down ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 3:00am |
| Coolness: 42650 | Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 3:26am |
| Coolness: 43110 | Q: what's small, green and falls apart?
A: a leper-chaun |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 3:30am |
| Coolness: 42650 | Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 5:47am |
 Coolness: 87020 | knock knock
whos there you you who you fuck you |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 7:33am |
 Coolness: 138675 | Q: what does a dog and a ner-sighted gynocologyst have in common?
A. They both have wet noses. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 10:15am |
| Coolness: 42650 | Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle?
A. A coconut. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 3:23pm |
 Coolness: 145375 | A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm ajusta tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 4:09pm |
| Coolness: 145375 | This little boy and his grandpa are fishing. Grandpa pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says,"Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" "No" the little boy responds. "Then you can't have one." A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the little boy asks, "Grandpa can I have one of those?" Grandpa then replies "Can your penis touch your asshole?" "No" says the little boy. "Then you can't have one." Later on grandpa and grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buys a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says, "I just won fifty grand." Grandpa says "Great. You're going to split that with me. Right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa,is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes" said the Grandpa. "Then go fuck yourself!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 4:13pm |
 Coolness: 92220 | why did the baby cross the road?
cause it was stapled to the chicken |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 4:20pm |
| Coolness: 145375 | Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because his dick was stuck in the chicken's ass. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 4:28pm |
| Coolness: 42650 | Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 25 cents to use a telephone. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 5:10pm |
| Coolness: 87020 | Q: Whats a box that you can stare at for hours?
A: what your looking at now. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» erin a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 6:34pm |
| Coolness: 42650 | Q. What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?
A. A woman will still blow a bonus after she gets married |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 6:35pm |
 Coolness: 84960 | an egg and a chicken a lying in bed the egg lites up a cigarette and says: "well I guess we settled that one!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Thu 14 Aug, 2003 @ 6:42pm |
| Coolness: 685545 | ^^^ That's one of my favorite jokes. :) |
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