Drugs And Animals!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Wed Nov 8, 2006 @ 8:50pm |
so what animals do you think are best suited for what kinda drugs?
and more importantly.. what animals can you see your self getting high with? or even just high around? personally i think it would be funny to see e-tard candy ravers trying to pet koala bears only to crazy mangled and shit... or like how funny would it be to give a horse a big ol dose of viagra and set him loose in the eaton center? how fast do you think a cheatah could run on crystal meth? how bout a turtle? or 3 legged dog? like why isn't anybody testing this shit out? i'm sure they tested lsd on monkeys and shit... but where's the footage yo? i wonder if there is any good video footage of monkeys gettin drunk? cuz ya know somebody out there has gotten plastered with a chimp... like back in the 80's or something... when they would do all those monkey posters with the girls in bicycle shorts where the monkey would be drinking a bud or some shit... like surely monkeys want beer just as bad as humans!?? are you telling that nobody has threw down against a monkey in a good ol fashioned chug-a-lug competition??? i know its happened... but wheres the footage??? i just wanna see it... i'd film this shit myself if had a good enough lawer and knew i wouldn't get arrested (probably would). ooohhh shit... it just came to me... we get a chimpanzee all dressed up in gold chains and gino gear, give some good ol fashion biker pills... (maybe like 2 e's and a power peach) and just set em loose at red light one night when they have one of those gino sex nights with one of those armand van dilo guys!!! yeah!! that would fun!! and if the ginos just think it's funny... we send in the jibbed up horse on viagra!!! and we film the results, sell it for MILLIONS... and use the money to buy a little house on the prarie and fill it with 100's fuzzy little kittys all named herman and henryetta and we can have a big giant (and naked) extasy orgy where we all engulfed in fuzz and some ppl have allergies but its cool cuz we and soo high and everybody is all like OOHHHH HERMAN... OH HENRYETTTA!!! OH HERMAN!!! but yeah... i think you get my point... drugs would be alot cooler if we got animals involved!!! | |
I'm feeling unicorn friendly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Nov 8, 2006 @ 8:57pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 12:05am |
That post looks like it was written on meth :P
I'm down for the horse on viagra, that shit would be mad funny, and probably the most do-able... haha gold. | |
I'm feeling like smoking crack right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 12:10am |
Yeah, I've heard koala bears are viscious....
There are women that like to fuck horse dick, Catherine the Great was one of many and I'm sure the rest of the willing hang out at Eaton Centre anyways. Orgies do seem to work better when one is naked....and E is a anti-histamine, so the allergies would be no problem. I don't see why these scenarios aren't plausible... The filming of it, on the other hand....with groups like PETA with spokespersons like Pamela Anderson, one just can't be too careful when drugging up their favourite animals. I don't see what the big deal is, I'd be happy if someone gave me drugs for free just to film how ridiculous I am when I'm high. If its okay for me, its definitely good enough for innocent, unsuscepting animals. I suppose drunk monkeys would be pretty funny, but I always see them as being sketchy, loud, little muthafuckers cause not only do they pick at themselves, they pick at other monkeys too. It would be fair representation of the scene if I saw a bunch of sketchy ravers all in a row picking at each other. I mean thats what they do anyways, just behind closed doors. As for the cheetah on meth, I think someone should make a rhyme or some shit about that: How much Crystal could a Cheetah Cook? If a Cheetah could cook crystal? What about a camouflaged animal on acid? Would they like see shapes in their fur and sketch out and run away and shit? Or what about a Hippo on PCP? That would fuck everything up. Or an Elephant on GHB? I think it might have trouble manouvering that trunk. But, Truly man, you must be bored. =P | |
I'm feeling all tingly inside right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:04am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:28am |
I wonder what a room full of kittens on mdma would look like... | |
I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thehemeraproject replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:30am |
Well I don't know, getting drugged WITH animal sounds weird to me. But if I could change myself into an animal, and then take a drug, I'd like to be a squirell on a speed or an eagle on LSD. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:42am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:48am |
Yeah, dude, squirrels have some messed up nervous system that makes them all twitchy when they are sober, it would be 10 times worse when they were sketchy.
They'd be even jerkier, it could be a anti-drug commercial I swear. | |
I'm feeling all tingly inside right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:52am |
I've also wondered what a humming bird on speed would be like. I figgure it would make insane weapons. Like, armor piercing darts. | |
I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 2:48am |
Well, maybe if the hummingbird had armoured wings, which is a pretty fucking sweet concept.
Maybe we should have an amoured animal meth army. They could be part of our rave army. I've often thought of having a rave army..... *laughs at herself* See, the plan is to have subliminal messaging in the music... And we have poi ninjas, they're skilled right? And then the liquid assassins cause they blend into walls and shit. I could go on, but it just gets worse from here. Yeah, I have no excuse.... | |
I'm feeling all tingly inside right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 2:56am |
I've always figgured that one day I would have an army of squirrels led by a chihuahua general, so it makes perfect sense to me. | |
I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 3:07am |
Well, I'm glad I make sense to someone....even if not to myself all the times.
Why a chihuahua? I hate those god damn things. My cat could beat that thing up, everytime I see a person with a small dog, I want to say get a real dog. But I guess I can draw a comparison between a chihuahua and a squirrel, they are both annoying, twitchy, chirpy hairy orange/brown things. Maybe squirrels would only take orders from and respect their own kind. They have standards, obviously. But damn it, I have an 8:30 chemistry class and I'm really trying to go, I am suddenly realizing finals are next month and the catching up I had to do for midterms almost killed me. So I am going to bed. I will save my animals on drugs thoughts for tomorrow. | |
I'm feeling all tingly inside right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thehemeraproject replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 3:39am |
Sure. And hamsters wheels, all of them on cocaine, in minituare tanks. You now have an artillery. We'll have to lock them up though, in order to avoid this. [ video.google.com ]
Chiwawas are good for diversions, but make terrible leaders. Stupid and loud prima donnas. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Nov 9, 2006 @ 9:17pm |
Sloth blazing on some good greens....
oh and Catherine the Great never fuck horses, learn your history. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» juju replied on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 2:50am |
Well, you can always give a drop of valerian to your cat. You've never seen anything like it, and besides, it's harmless cause valerian is a natural product. Your cat becomes really high and spends a good couple of hours tripping out on the couch. It's priceless. And I swear, when it happened to my cat, he looked like he was smiling. I believe that valerian to cats is like extasy to humans :D | |
I'm feeling happy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 4:24am |
I'd very much like to get my cat high on his respective version of MDMA. Valerian you say? Hmm..I'll have to research it.
As for Catherine the Great, I am well aware that her reputation comes from the fact she had an unusually strong sex drive for the time and its just hard for any women to be a competent/horny/(typical) ruler and not have ridic rumours such as her dying fucking a horse spring up all over history. But its amusing, man, my mother is a history prof and has taught me more than I damn need to know about Russsia, its her favourite country. I don't need someone who has stalin represented in the forefront of their avatar to tell me about Russian history. How dare you wear the russian flag with a picture of a person who is responsible for genocide and between 10-20 million deaths.... and school me on the events of history. Even if you don't agree with the fact the Stalin is as bad as Hitler, the fact that people have to argue in amademic papers why he is better than the man who killed almost the entire race of jews, makes him horrible. Not only did he kill millions of people, he killed millions of his OWN citizens. The people that suffered greatest were the comrades of the soviet union. They are the ones who sacrificed to try the meet the goals of the 5 year plans. Yet, I am sure you find wearing the symbol of Russia and communism amusing, so fucking lighten up Trey, its not as if you are the only one who loves Russia in the city on Montreal. Peace, kids. =) | |
I'm feeling drunk as shit..... right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 8:02am |
umm... okay you are the one to need to lighten up..
i didn't say anything about Russia, Soviet Union, Marxism ,Communist, nor any pass German and Russian leaders. Don't assume and don't be a condescending prick. Update » Trey wrote on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 8:12am You state that Catherine the Great die fucking a horse, and i said no she didn't, learn the facts.
Then you went all anal and started berating on your last post. Then you just made inaccurate judgment and insulted me just from a picture? did i ever say i love Russia? who is the kid here? |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Etch_A_Sketch replied on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 12:27pm |
*sigh* I call everyone kid, I call my best friends kids...so please don't take offence to that of all things.
Okay, if you don't have feelings towards Russia/communism/marxism/stalin than why would you feel the desire to wear a Russian flag? No less with all of the men that have lended to their faces to that movement/idea? I suppose I assumed that you cared based on this fact and how quickly you defended Catherine the Great, empress of Russia. But I still think its a valid assumption. I also suppose it was inappropriate of me to get offended when you told me to "learn my history" because apparently you clearly meant it as constructive criticism and really just want me to educate myself so I am no longer a "fucking idiot". It's a consolation to me that there are people on these threads that want to raise the overall level of education, not just fuck around and use any opportunity to insult people when they are wrong. I'm sorry that I inaccurately pegged you as one of those people. Have a good day, kid. | |
I'm feeling drunk as shit..... right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 2:53pm |
i tried to find that quote from ivan the terrible about how his penis ruled russia or whatever...
but i found this and its funny!!! it's like every word used for penis ever!!! enjoy... # 100% all-beef thermometer 21st digit A Ace in the hole Acorn Andy Action Jackson Adam Halfpint Admiral Winky African black snake Afro man AIDS baster AIDS grenade, The Alabama blacksnake Albino cave dweller All-day sucker Anaconda Anal impaler Anal intruder Anal Spear Ankle spanker Apple-headed monster Ass blaster Ass pirate Ass wedge Astralgod Auger-headed gut wrench :: top B Ba-donk-a-donk Baby maker Baby's arm holding an apple Baby's arm in a boxing glove Bacon bazooker Bacon rod Badboy Bagpipe Bald Avenger, The Bald butler Bald-headed beauty Bald-headed giggle stick Bald-headed hermit Bald-headed Jesus Bald-headed yogurt slinger Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser Ball buddy Baloney pony Banana Bat and balls Battering ram Bayonet Bavarian Beefstick Bean stalk Beard splitter Bearded burglar Beastus maximus Beaver buster Beaver Cleaver Bed snake Beef baton Beef bayonet Beef belt buckle Beef bugle Beef bus Beef missile Beef soldier Beef stick Beefy McManstick Bell rope Belly stick Best leg of three (Big) Beanpole Big Dick & the twins Big Dickus Big Jake the ene-eyed snake Big Jim and the Twins Big Johnson Big Lebowski Big number one Big Mac Big red Big rod Big Uncle Biggus Dickus Bilbo Baggins Bishop, The Bishop with his nice red hat Bitch blaster Bitch stick Bits and pieces Blind butler Blind snake Blood blunt Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon Blood slug Blood sword Blow pop Blowtorch Blue steel Blue-veined jackhammer Blue-veined junket pumper Blue-veined piccolo Blue-veined puss chucker Blue-veiner Blunt Bob Bob Dole Bob Johnson Bobo Bone Bone phone Bone rollercoaster Boneless beef Boneless fish Boner Boney cannelloni Bone-her Boom stick Bop gun Bottle rocket Bow-legged swamp donkey Box buster Boybrush Bradford and the pair Bratwurst Breakfast burrito Breakfast wood Broom Brutus Bubba Bulbulous big-knob Bumtickler Bush beater Bush rusher Bushwhacker Buster Hymen Buster McThunderstick Butt blaster Butt pirate Butter churn Butterknife :: top C Camel rider Candy cane Canelo Caped crusader Captain Bilbo Captain Crook Captain Hook Captain Howdy Captain Kirk Captain Winky Carnal stump Cattle prod Cave hunter Cax Cervix crusader Cervix pounder Chancellor, The Chap Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle Cheese staff Cherry picker Cherry poppin' daddy Cherry splitter Chi Zi Wang Chick sticker Chicksicle Chief of staff Chimbo Chimney cleaner Choo-choo Choad (chode) Chorizo Chowder dumper Chubby Chubby conquistador, The Chum Chunk 'o' love Chunder thunder Cigar Circus boy Clam digger Clam hammer Clam sticker Clit tickler Clown, The Cob Cock Cock goblin Cock-a-saurus Rex Cocktus Cockus erectus Codger Colon cowboy Colon crusader Colossus Coral branch Corndog Cornholer Cornstalk Cornstalk cowboy Crack hunter Crack smacker Cramstick Crank Crank shaft Cream-filled meat stick Cream bandit Cream cannon Creamsicle Creamstick Cream spritzer Crimson chitterling Crimson Darth Vader Crippler Crotch cobra Crotch cowboy Crotch rocket Crotch vomiter Crushin' Russian, The Cum pump Cummingtonite Cunny-catcher Cunt caper, The Cunt companion Cunt pumper Cunt rifle Cunt scrubber Cupid's arrow Curious George Custard cannon Custard chucker Custard pump Cyclops Cycloptic milk spitter :: top D Daddy Long-stroke Danger the one-eyed ranger Danglin' fury Danglin' wang Dangling participle Dart of love Darth Vader Davy Crockett Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love Demeanor, The Diamond cutter Dick Dickimus Maximus Dickory dock Dickory-smoked coal sausage Digit Diller Dilly-ho-ho Ding-a-ling Ding-dong Dingaroo Dingle Dingle dangle Dingledong Dinglehopper Dingus Dingy Dinky Dipstick Dirk Diggler Divining rod Dobber Docking tube Dog knot Dolphin Dong Dong-bong Dong-stick Dongle Donker Donkey Kong Doo-dad Doo-dar Dooflinky Doodle Doodle dandy Dooker Doo-hickey Doppelganger Dora the anal explorer Dork Doughnut holder Dribbling dart of love Dribbling dragon Dr. Cyclops Dr. Feelgood Dr. Wang Duke, The Dumb stick Dungula bone :: top E Early riser, The Earthworm Jim Easy rider Egg roll Eight inches of blunt fury Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus Equipment El Capitan El Presidente Elastic plastic Elephant trunk Elmer the glue shooter Elvis Engine cranker Everlasting gob-dropper Every-other-time Excalibur Excreting eel Executive staff member :: top F Fallopian fiddler Family jewels Fandangle Fandangled mandangler Fat Albert Fat finger Fat Johnson Fetus feeler Fiddle bow Fiddle stick Fire breathing dragon Fire hose Fire rod Fireman Ed Firm worm Fish hook Fishing rod Fishing tackle Flapdoodle Fleshbone Flesh bat Flesh cigar Flesh enema Flesh flute Flesh hoagie Flesh injection Flesh maggot Flesh missile Flesh pistol Flesh rocket Flesh tornado Flesh trumpet Flesh twinkie Fleshy Winnebago, The Flip-flap Fluid spitter Foaming beef probe Foo-foo Foofer (Foof) Fool sticker Footlong Fondo worm Frank 'n' beans Frankfurter Freddy firehose Freddy fish monger Free Willy Frigamajig Frightful Hog, The Fuck ferret Fuck flute Fuck puppet Fuckpole Fuckstick Fudgebar Fudgepacker Full meal Fun gun Fun truncheon Fury, The Fuzzbuster :: top G Gadget Gag mallet Gap stopper Gash mallet Gear shift General, The German soldier, The Gherkin Giant-sized man-thing Giggle stick Gimmer stick Girthy McGirth Girthy sausage Giving tree, The Gleaming love sword Glo worm Gluestick Godzilla Goo pipe Goose's neck Governor Grabthar's hammer Grandpa's knee Granite edifice Gravy maker Great pyramid, The Grinding tool Grissel stick Gummi worm Gushin' Prussian, The Gut buster, The Gut stick Gut tappa, The Gut wrench Guy, My :: top H Hair splitter Hairy acorn Hairy Houdini Hairy pencil Hairy scary and the two bald men Hairy snake Ham roll Hammer of Thor Hampton Handfucker Handgun Handwarmer Handy andy Hang-lo Hanging Chad Hanging hag Hanging Johnny Happy Harry Hard-on Happy worm Hard-on Hardware Harry Harry & the Hendersons Harry hot dog He-ham He-man sword He who must be obeyed Heat-seeking moisture missile Heavy hitter Helmet man Herbie Herculean lizard Hercules Herman the one-eyed German Herman von Longschlongstein Hidden treasure High pressure vein cane Him-hang His Eminence His majesty His rig Hog Hog leg Hole cork Holy poker Holy water sprinkler Homewrecker, The Homo Erectus Honeypot cleaver Honeystick Honk the Magic Goose Hoo hoo Hooded warrior Hooty hoo Horse-necked clam Hose Hot beef injection Hot dog Hot popsicle Hot rod Harvey Hot stick Hot tamale Hugo Hum-diddler Humongo Hung Wei Lo Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The Hymen hammer :: top I Ice cream machine Impregnator Incredible bulk, The Inflatable iron Injection erection Instant sex drive lever Internal spinal massager Intrusion protrusion Invincible man, The Iron horse Iron rod Italian stallion Itty bitty meat Ivan the Terrible Ivory shaft :: top J Jack in the box Jackhammer Jake the one-eyed snake Javelin Jellyfish Jerkin' gherkin Jibberstick Jigger Jiggling bone Jim and the twins Jiminy Cricket Jimmer jammer Jimmy Jimmy Wriggler Jing jang Jingle bone Jive sausage Jizz syringe, The Jizz whiz Jockey stick Johnson John Thomas John Thursday Johnny Cockrane Johnny Come Early Joint JoJo the circus clown Jolly green giant Jolly jellybean Joybuzzer Joyprong Joystick Julio Junior Junior burger Junk :: top K Kaptain Kielbasa Ken cracker Kentucky horn Kentucky telescope Kibble 'n' Bitz Kick stand Kidney cracker Kidney scraper Kidney wiper Kielbasa King Dingaling King Dong King, The Kipper ripper Knee knocker Knowledge stick Knob Kojak Komodo dragon Kong Kosher pickle :: top L Lady dagger Lance of love Lap rope Last action hero Leader of the sack Leaky faucet Leather lollipop Lewinski lunch Lickin' stick Licorice stick Life preserver Lil buddy Lil Mr. Lincoln log Little admiral, The Little bastard Little Billy Little bishop in a turtle neck Little brother Little Colonel Little Dickie Little Dutch boy Little Elvis Little friend Little gator Little guy Little Jesus Little Juan Little man Little shepherd boy Little slugger Little Willy Live sausage Lizard Lobster Lollipop Long Dong Silver Lord Hardwick Long John Long Tom Longrod Von Hugenstein Lord James D'Armais Lord Plumber Louisville plugger Louisville slugger Love gun Love leg Love log Love lollipop Love meat Love muscle Love-n-ator, The Love pole Love pump Love sausage Love stick Love sub Love sword Love thruster Love train Love truncheon Love wand Love weasel Love whistle Love torpedo Lucky charm Lucky Chucky Lunch Lunchmeat truncheon Lung disturber Lung puncturer (Luscious) Lollipop :: top M Magenta mushroom Magic Johnson Magic member Magic stick Magic wand Main vein Major Manchowder Major woody Man-dingler Man-milk dispenser Man-sized manicotti Manchild Mangina Mangroin Manimal Man axe Man cannon Man hammer Man in the pink helmet, The Man loaf Man log Man meat Man muscle Man pipe Man plow Man pole Man root Mandingo Manoy Man's best friend Marriage tackle Marrowbone Master blaster Master John Goodfellow Master of ceremonies Master Wang Mayonnaise cannon Mayonnaise pistol Maypole Meat Meat 'n' potatoes Meat 'n' (two) veggies Meat balloon Meat bat Meat cigar Meat enema Meat flute Meat hammer Meat harp Meat missile Meat musket Meat pipe Meat pole Meat popsicle Meat puppet Meat skewer Meat speculum Meat stick Meat straw Meat tampon Meat thermometer Meat train Meat twinkie Meat whistle Meat wrench Meatsicle Meaty cudgel Meaty internal spine support Meaty tongue depressor Melon baster Member Menstrual miner Midas Middle leg Midnight wangler, The Mighty anaconda, The Mighty Dolan, The Mighty Joe Young Mighty monkey Mighty Thor, The Milkman Mini-me Mister Mister happy Moby Dick Mojo Molten mushroom, The Monkeymaker Monkey Monkey tamer, The Monster, The Monty's python Morning glory Morning muscle Moses Mr. Bendy Mr. Big Mr. Bigglesworth Mr. Bo Mr. Boing Boing Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bozack Mr. Clean Mr. Eel-y Mr. Friendly Mr. Giggles Mr. Good Bar Mr. Happy Mr. Jiggle Daddy Mr Johnson and the juice crew Mr. Magoo Mr. Matey Mr. Merrymaker Mr. Microphone Mr. Mojo Risin' Mr. Mouth Missle Mr. Mushroom head Mr. Pee-pee Mr. Peepers Mr. Plumpy Mr. Potato Head Mr. President Mr. Rogers Mr. Salami Mr. Sniffles Mr. Toad's wild ride Mr. Wiggles Mr. Wigglestick Mr. Wiggly Mr. Wiggly Flops Mr. Willy Mr. Winky Mr. Wobbly Muff marauder, The Muff mole Muffin butterer Mule Murky Lurker, The Muscle of love Mushroom on a stick Mushroom-tipped love dart Mushroom-tipped man sword Mustn'touchit Mutton dagger Mutton javelin Mutton pole Muzzled bulldog :: top N Nag Nail Navajo hogan, The Nebuchadnezzar Needle Nightcrawler Night stick Nimrod Nine inch knocker Nudger Nuke, The Nut cannon :: top O O'Henry Ol' diamond cutter Ol' one-eye Old Blind Bob Old chap Old drizzly Old faithful Old fella Old man Old slimy Oliver Twist One-eyed bath tub eel One-eyed blue-vein One-eyed cave dweller One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins One-eyed cornhusker One-eyed cow killer One-eyed custard chucker One-eyed Fred One-eyed giant One-eyed gopher One-eyed hip snake One-eyed horny newt One-eyed Jack One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin One-eyed milkman One-eyed moisture missle One-eyed monster One-eyed nightcrawler One-eyed snake One-eyed superhero One-eyed throbbing python of love One-eyed trouser mouse One-eyed trouser psychic One-eyed trouser snake One-eyed trouser trout One-eyed Willy One-eyed wonder weasel One-eyed wonder worm One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout One-eyed yogurt thrower One-holed bologna phone One-holed friction whistle One-string bass Optimus prime Organ Other head, The Otis Deepthroatis Our one-eyed brother Ovarian pool stick Oyster probe :: top P Package Pajama python Palm pilot Panda express Pants snake Papa's poker Passion pistol Passion pump Peacemaker Peanut Pearl diver Pearl pole Pebbles and Bam Bam Pecker Pedro Pee pee Pee-Wee Peener Peenie Pelvic punisher Pelvis thumb Pencil Pendulum Peni Penial Pennis the Menace Pepe Peppito Percy Perpendicular bisector Perpendicular pickle, The Pete(r) Peter the Great Petit Jesu Phallus Piccolo Pickle Pied piper Piece Piece of pork Pig in a blanket Pigskin bus Pigsticker Pikestaff Piledriver Pillipacker Pimp cane Pimpin' stick Pink cigar Pink Floyd Pink oboe, The Pink seeking missile Pink steel Pink torpedo Pinkle Pinnochio Pipe cleaner Piss pump Piss handle Piss whistle Pisser Piston rod Placenta poker Pleasure missile Pleasure pickle Pleasure piston Plonker Pocket pool stick Pocket rocket Polish kielbasa Polished pine Plum-tree shaker Pocket otter Pocket perch Pocket rocket Poka-her-hontas Pogo-stick Pointer Pole Polvo Polyphemus Pompadoodle Poon farmer Poon prod Poon pounder Poon wrecker Poontanger Poozle weasel (woozle) Pope John Pole III Popeye Porcelain plumber, The Porridge bazooka Porridge gun Pork knife Pork sword Pork truncheon Porkeroon Porksicle Porn prong Porridge pump Power rod Powerprawn, The Premeditator, The Presidential podium Prick Prickolo Pride and joy Primus pilus Prince Charming Prince Everhard of the Netherlands Private parts Probe Prong Protein spicket Protein torpedo Pube kabob Pubic bong Pud Pudding cannon Puff the Magic Dragon Pulsating python of love Pulsating throat clogger Pulsating woodwind Pump-action porridge bazooka Pump-action yogurt rifle Pump handle Pumping pole of penile power Pup Tent Puppet Jack Purple avenger Purple bulb Purple-headed bed snake Purple-headed belly ripper Purple-headed burrow beast Purple-headed cum shooter Purple-headed custard chucker Purple-headed love truncheon Purple-headed meat scepter Purple-headed pirate Purple-headed punisher Purple-headed warrior Purple-headed womb broom Purple-headed womb ferret Purple-headed yogurt slinger Purple-helmeted snot Nazi Purple-helmeted soldier of love Purple-helmeted Nazi of love Purple-helmeted warrior Purple muffin Purple mushroom Purple piledriver Purple pork chop Purple pulsating pillar of power Purple turkey baster Pussy duster, The Pussy piston Pussy plumber Pussy plunger Pussy poker Pussy pounder Pussy stretcher Pud Putz :: top Q Quarter master Quarter pounder with cheese Quick shot Sam Quim-tickler Quivering member :: top R Rainbow roll Ralph the fur faced chicken Ramburglar, The Ramrod Ranger Real deal, The Reaming Tower of Penis Rectum rooter Red ender Red helmeted love warrior Red hot poker Red rocket Rhubarb Richard and the twins Richard Cranium Richard Head Rick Hard Ring stinger Rising cedar Rocket to Uranus Rod Rod hard ride Rod of lordly might Rodney Stickshift Rodzilla Roger Rogering Ramjet Rolling pin Roman soldier Root Root of all evil Rosey red reproductive rod Roto-rooter Round steak Ruby-headed love dart Ruddy sausage Rump wrangler Rumpleforeskin Russell the love muscle Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle Russian spurtnik :: top S Salami Salami grande Salty dog Saucer-headed swamp rhing Sausage roll Scabby mayonnaise revolver Scepter Schlock Schlong Schlongmaster 2000 Schnickel Schnitzel Schvance/schvantz Schvontz/schwantz Schwartz Scooby snack Schlort Schmeckle Schmuck Seed shooter Señor Happy Sergeant Stiffy Serpent Serpentine Sex pistol Shaft Shaft of Cupid Sheep shank Sheep shifter Shift stick Shiny banana Sir Lance-A-Lot Shithook Shitstick Short arm Shrimp boat Shunter's pole Silk shocker Silly Willy's stick of mayhem Single-bore mayonnaise pistol Single serving soup dispenser Sir Martin Wagstaff Sir Spanks A Lot Six shooter Skin boat Skin bus Skin diver Skin flute Skivvies lizard Skippy Sleeping Beauty Slick Dilly Slim Jim Slim reaper, The Slippery love dolphin Slit-eyed demon Slong Sludge pump Slut stick Snappy beefstick Snot Nazi Snot rocket Snot sausage Soldier Solicitor General, The Solid snake Soul pole Soupcan Sour cream rifle, The Snake Snapper slapper Snausage Snozwanger Spackle hammer Spam dagger Spam javelin Spanky Spelunker Spelunking sausage Sperm burper Sperm spitter Spermin' Herman Sperminator Spigot Spikebit Spitting python Spitting snake Split-ass mechanic Split-headed bishop Splooge moose Spongey-headed warrior Spoo shooter Sprout Spunk blaster Spunk spitter Spunk stick Spunk trunk Spunker Spurt Reynolds Squinty blowpop, The Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German Staff Staff of life Stainmaker Stallion Standing hampton Stanley Stanley the powertool Stick 'o' salami Stick Stick shift Sticky shooter Stiff one-eye Stiff sausage Stiffy Stink hammer Stomach wrench Strawberry snake, The Stretch Johnson Stretchy and the twins Strumpet thumper Stubby Sugar stick Superschlong of love Super soaker Suspect, The Sweet meat Swelling mushroom Swingin' death Swingin' Dick Nixon Swingin' sirloin Swizzle stick Swollen blood bomber :: top T Taco warmer Tadger Tallywhacker Tankslapper Tapioca sprinkler, The Tassle Teeter Tennessee throatwarmer Tent peg Tent pole Texas trout banger Thadge navigator Thingamabob Thing(y) Third arm of justice Third leg Thomas Thor's hammer Three inch punisher, The Three's company Thrill drill Throat choker Throat spackler Throbbing blood sword Throbbing horsecock Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love Throbbing purple spear of destiny Throbbing python of love Thumper Thunderstick Tickle pickle Tickle tail Tickle Toby Tiddlywinker Tingler Tinkie Winkie Tiny Elvis Tiny Tim Titan missile, The Titmouse Tobias the cheeky monkey Tockley Todger Tom Jones Tom Slick Tommy Tallywacker Tonka Tonsil tickler Tonsil toothbrush Tool Tool of the Patriarchy Torch of Cupid Totem pole Toto, the tummy twister Tower of power Toys for twats Tree of life Trembling torpedo Trombone Troublemaker Trouser flute Trouser hawg Trouser mouse Trouser snake Trouser tortoise Trouser trombone Trouser trout Trout baster Trout tickler Tuba Tube steak Tummy banana Tummy buster Tuna baster Tuna fisher, The Tuna torpedo Tunnel tickler Turd burglar Turgid member Turkey neck Turtle Twat expander Twat tickler Twat torquer Twat torpedo Twat washer Tweeder Twelve inch train of pain Twig Twig 'n' berries Twig n' giggle berries Twinkie Twizzler of Love, The Two-legged sword Two pebbles and a twig Two pounds of swinging meat :: top U Ugly brother Ugly stick Uncle Chunk Uncle Dick Uncle Reamus Uncle Richard Uncle Spunk Uncle Throbby Uncle Wiggly Unemployed, The Unit Upright citizen Upright organ Upright uncle Uterus unicorn :: top V Vagina miner Vaginal depth detector Vaginal dilator Vaginal explorer Vein-laden meat pipe Vein-laden meat stick Veinous Maximus Veiny bangstick Verga Vertical dangler Verve pipe Viagra baby Vicious dink Virile member Vlad the Impaler Vomit rod Vomiting dummy :: top W Wacker Waldo Walloper Wally Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener Wand of light Wang Wanker Wanker spanker War hammer, The Water spout Wazoo Weapon of ass destruction Weapon of mass destruction Wedding finger Weddin | |
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