Oneliners |
 | » daFTWin said "ahahahahahahah.... im not telling you to.. altho i could couldnt i,..it looks like i am too..heheheh" |
 | » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "I refuse to have sex with a female deer" |
| » daFTWin said "do a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden suuun, me a name i call myself, fa a long long way to ruun, so a needle pulling thread, la a note to follow so, te a drink with jam and bread, that will bring us back to do" |
 | » El_Presidente said "hormones?" |
| » daFTWin said "uhm pat i think you should lay off the *ahemhems*" |
| » PaT_ said "do you belive there is a part of yourself....that you dont show anybody? when im insdie, i get to see those things, i feel them." |
| » El_Presidente said "Water sux, Gatorade rulez.
Pokemons sux, DIGIMON RULES!!!!!" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Hatred is as important as sadness. It is as important as happiyness and joy.." |
 | » little_sarah said "i know.." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Pat is nothing but an hacked-up enema-bucketful of hasty-witted fat-woman's stomach-bile." |
| » little_sarah said "ooh lala" |
| » daFTWin said "ma petite cocotte!!!" |
 | » DirtApple said ""you are the hair on my soap"" |
| » daFTWin said "UR FOR THE WEAK MINDED!!!!
*checks overalls fer wholes*" |
| » El_Presidente said "Oneliners are for the weak minded" |
| » PaT_ said "i got skillz girl" |
| » daFTWin said "pat gives me love :) hahahaha.. and yea thro ur pockets cause pat borrowed my overalls and he said he did dirty things in dem thro the pockets.. but i didnt notice any wholes" |
| » PaT_ said "If i had anything to say to you, they would be words of hate. If i had any love to give, i'd save it for someone who cared." |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "pat stinks like rotten blue cheese thats been left out on a hot summers day.." |
| » DirtApple said "supah kafwin makes the best birthday cookies ever :)" |
| » PaT_ said "what the hell is this trancey shit? and why is she talking about her oneliner crap?!?!" |
| » AngryChinchilla said "what the hell is this onliner crap?" |
| » PaT_ said "*hehehe* void said silly" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Because it's in their pockets silly" |
| » PaT_ said "¾" |
| » daFTWin said "no i meant ppl making whole in their pants..and this could be going on right infront of you thats groose" |
| » PaT_ said "If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Blahblahblahblah. All this anti-religion crap makes me wanna become religious just so I Can rebel against society!" |
| » PaT_ said "If Jesus were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" |
| » PaT_ said "think about the last thing that we said. again and again it runs through my head. and i hear footsteps that aren't you. they sound like yours but they all do." |
| » PaT_ said "I call Christianity the *one* great curse, the *one* great intrinsic depravity, the *one* great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, *petty* -- I call it the *one* mortal blemish of mankind." |
| » daFTWin said "damn thats really grosse" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection" |
| » little_sarah said "i should eat lots of lollipops! (*or get some sleep*)" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "tripping on the local peyote and san jose cactii" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "I'm schizophrenic and so am I" |
| » little_sarah said "i'm not skitzo nufin, i just didn't want any insults ;)" |
| » daFTWin said "damn sarah its not you why would you be login in as someone else????" |
| » little_sarah said "if anyone answers that it's me, imma hurt you" |
| » daFTWin said "hahahaha noo but this girls got a ppphhhaaaaatttt assssssss" |
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