| Oneliners | 
| » El_Presidente said "Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life" | 
| » DaRkRaVeR said "Be kind to animals, hug a raver" | 
| » El_Presidente said "The question for any artist is not "what will people think of me?" but "is this my best work?" . Everything else is irrelevant." | 
| » daFTWin said "always eat drugs you find" | 
| » da_instagatah said "never eat drugs you find on the floor" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you know you have a problem when your addicted to mush *cough cough*" | 
| » El_Presidente said "You don’t stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.
" | 
| » da_instagatah said "Computers aren't intelligent- they just think they are." | 
| » El_Presidente said "The problem with the "middle of the road" is that you get hit by cars from both sides." | 
| » da_instagatah said "mehehehe...real oneliners..." | 
| » El_Presidente said "Diplomacy, it has been said, is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a big enough rock" | 
| » PaT_ said "at the end of another day, the sun goes down. on a magical star lite nite, the beauty shines so bright... remember when we first met, friends until the end, i hold you in my heart until we meet again." | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'll fly with you" | 
| » El_Presidente said "Damn, out of anyone Noah's the last one I would have expected to take porn OFF a website" | 
| » moondancer said "you suck" | 
| » da_instagatah said "oh my...i have to quit smoking too." | 
| » little_sarah said "you're still a loser for checking up on it though (*jk* you're not a loser scott -xoxox-)" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "I'm not in the top10 anymore! Yay I am not a mindless loser anymore!" | 
| » daFTWin said "I ate allll the ice cream" | 
| » da_instagatah said "nittle kitties" | 
| » ambear said "caine was the original vampire?" | 
| » PaT_ said "son of isac" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "always with tha m0 dollah GSUS!" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "it wasn't me hihihihi...well maybe hihihi" | 
| » daFTWin said "someone pissed in my cereal" | 
| » little_sarah said "*gives you tylonol*" | 
| » djAmalgam said "my head goes boom boom boom boom" | 
| » da_instagatah said "*head spins* i don't feel so good..." | 
| » tuesmondieu said "oops...but still martin...still martin" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i am so fre fre fre fresh and so clean" | 
| » da_instagatah said "i have bronchitis  *coUghs all over everyone's french fries*" | 
| » daFTWin said "humph.. wait till you get back to toronto you'll have the time :p j/k i wuv you to much" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "like omg, me too, damn now i know i have no life, just like kafwin. hehehehe" | 
| » da_instagatah said "is in the top 10 posters now *shakes her head*
my, my..." | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "it's not stOO[id, it's advanced" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "YES...well thats what enemy will think
Get it?" | 
| » da_instagatah said "what pat?" | 
| » PaT_ said "um, it kind of looks, not good" | 
| » da_instagatah said "can i be your girlfriend? mehehehehehe...he goes to work. kafwin! you got the icon for this section from ME! *gr0wls*" | 
| » daFTWin said "where'd jer go?" | 
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