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 | » neoform said "i want money. everyone give me all your money, i want it." |
 | » El_Presidente said "The cat got fat because he ate Dr. Seuss's hat" |
 | » screw_you said "how?..HoW?...HOW?..HoW DiD tHe KaT gEt So FaT???" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "*scott pets isabel*" |
| » screw_you said "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...hihihi" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "i'll always love you, just tell me why you had to go. My feelings are so blue, so many things i still don't know. I'm no one with out you, your love was warm and tender. I'll never forget you, a time i will always rememeber." |
| » neoform said "cancer has struck the movie scripts of most movies that are coming out.. i.e. sweet home alabama." |
| » djAmalgam said "Cancer has struck my lava lamp once more." |
| » neoform said "i need a new tv, this one's off." |
 | » daFTWin said "fuck you were confused?!?!..at least you could totally understand what ppl were saying i only understood 3/4 of it :P" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "that song is so mega mega cheezy :p" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i thought this was for "one liners", not conversations.
i can see it in your eyes there is something, something you wanna tell me, i see it in your eyes there is something that you hide from me.
is there a reason why?" |
 | » da_instagatah said "I have a cool key chain." |
| » daFTWin said "oh yea they know exactly which isabel and ze'ev it is :P.. damn but that gatorade bottle.. sweet deal :P" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "yeah 95 i know cool isnt it :P i tried all of my real life female friends and they were all lower, go figure, maybe they just dont have inuff sex drive. but i also got 83 with Gatorade Bottle and 84 with Hand eeeeeek i need to get out more?" |
| » screw_you said "HAHA ze'ev we got 95 hehe and ive never even met u lol the description says :Ooh la la!you have a great sex life,but maybe you do it just too often! dont forget life offers more than just sex!
hahaha...i got 0 with a lollypop hehe but 77 with da c" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "oh damn i tried myself with Jenna and got 96. w00t! 95 coming a close second, but, i got 16 with a Donut :'( i guess no donut humpin for me" |
| » daFTWin said "hahahahaha... damn you did better then the carrot, me, a lollypop, and ronald mcdonnald.. were getting there :P" |
| » screw_you said "chiken noodle soup...mmm mmm good ...hehe" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "Isabel - Thierry? :P :P | im gonna try this | ok im back, woosh sweet i tried a bunch of names, some ppl on this board and off this board highest I got was 95 hurray! guess with who :) oh yeah my real name is Ze'ev" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Sicker than liquor and medicine burnin and blisterin,Leave your life flickering quicker than strobes your trippin in
" |
| » daFTWin said "omg..go make some pasta..you crazy" |
| » screw_you said "u gotta guess with who i got 86 hehe i tried everyones real name i know on this board that was the highest i got hehe ..." |
| » neoform said "yay 69%! i rock! hehe.." |
| » screw_you said "86% wow man!way above average.most people probably envie you.keep up the good work." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I HATE BEING SICK! I can't even sleep cuz I'll suffocate.. I can't eat cuz I can'T swallow and I can't even smoke!" |
| » AngryChinchilla said "i though alice in wonderland was based on an acid trip... ¬_¬" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "alice in wonderland is a shroom induced movie" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i got to get used to not living not living next door to alice. who the fuck is alice?" |
| » El_Presidente said "100 bottles of beer on the wall, who will catch them before they fall? (the new official DMR slogan that will be written on every record pressed)" |
| » neoform said "Some guy on the street gave me a sweet deal! i gave him $1000 and he gave me $4000 in $10 bills! sweet!" |
 | » moondancer said "my lighter, my only lighter... anyone need a light?" |
| » El_Presidente said "une aubergine" |
| » El_Presidente said "All that talk about penises made Tickled pink need something to suck on, hence the lollipop" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "ca cest vraiment l;a chose la plus degueulasse que jai jamais vu...omfg!!!" |
| » screw_you said "i need a lolypop.." |
| » neoform said "In 1984, the girls went out to war, they used their dicks as battlesticks, and now they have no more..
" |
| » El_Presidente said "Simon says: cut your penis off" |
| » da_instagatah said "People may doubt what you say, but they believe what you do." |
| » neoform said "i just took a nap, and when i woke up i had a puddle of drool on my pillow." |
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