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| » neoform said "penis my cockerspaniel" | 
| » daFTWin said "what laid?
" | 
| » neoform said "8th floor action!" | 
| » El_Presidente said "where? I want in!" | 
| » neoform said "horray for wasting time in school wandering the hallways looking for something to do.." | 
| » djAmalgam said "horray for being sick and not going to school!" | 
| » neoform said "horray for stretching in the morning!
*stretches* ahhh...." | 
| » daFTWin said "Yaye for wierd people...*twirls finger*" | 
| » El_Presidente said "yay for that+" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "yay for being horny" | 
| » screw_you said "yay for mixed messages!!!" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "actually no" | 
| » neoform said "you get therapy? can i get some too?" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "EWWW EWWW EWWW!!! that mental picture is gonna stick with me through thousands of dollars worth of therapy" | 
| » neoform said "with a farret in the toiletbowl, and you not knowing he's there." | 
| » djAmalgam said "how about the feeling of having to take a really really really huge dump in a public toilet in winter?" | 
| » mdc said "how about the feeling of your girlfriend of 1 year dumping your ass cuz things are suddenly 'moving too fast'?" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "there is nothing on this planet worse than the feeling of regret" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "thats my problem too" | 
| » screw_you said "i found out what my problem is ..." | 
| » neoform said "a vortex." | 
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "So where did you come from?" | 
| » mdc said "why?
did someone set him on fire?" | 
| » mdc said "silverchairs are made of silver and must be expensive" | 
| » neoform said "silverchair? bah." | 
| » neoform said "*ponders the idea*..  anyone lookin for some fun? *wink wink*" | 
| » mdc said "boning is great! you should try it ian.. hehehe" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "I wanna bone too.. :(" | 
| » daFTWin said "I wanna bone." | 
| » neoform said "ahem, you mean "poke her" as you always say." | 
| » djAmalgam said "One day, i will fuck Lisa Lashes" | 
| » daFTWin said "Buuunnnyyyyyyy." | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "what are you talking about Ian?? DISNEY IS DA BOMB!!!" | 
| » neoform said "tickled pink is evil." | 
| » neoform said "disney sucks" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "I'm hungry" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "I've got a fat ankle" | 
| » neoform said "damnit, everyone got drunk last night.
i should saved my drunkenesss for saturday and not friday." | 
| » nothingnopenope said "I am drunk and horney hooray" | 
| » djAmalgam said "may 23 angry bottles of water have sex on your neighbor's lawn while listening to the six oclock news." | 
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