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 | » nothingnopenope said "I hate cell phones, I'm sure beethoven and mozart would be rolling in their graves if they knew how much their melodies are being bastardized" |
 | » psychobitch said "Me too.. i have a super cool one ! Its pink and has hello kitty on it :) .. but..eh..too lazy to get it ho0ked up : /" |
 | » neoform said "ok ok, maybe i should just charge the one i have.." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "you HAVE a cell phone!" |
| » neoform said "i need a cell phone..
" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "me too!" |
| » psychobitch said "Haha..nothing im just tierd of being called one i guess : P" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "what do you have against midgets?" |
| » psychobitch said "6 midgets?" |
 | » ApR1zM said "Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "yeah .. we all want OVERPOPULATION .. of NICe CHICKS.. :D" |
| » mdc said "but not ugly ones... cuz we all know what that leads to... OVERPOPULATION!!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "lets all make babies" |
 | » daFTWin said "HAhAHAhHAHAa... Midgets." |
| » psychobitch said "hmm ... crazy ko0ks and drunken midgets , thats who u be." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you can say it.. you just won't mean it" |
| » neoform said "damnit i wanna be as drunk as tipsy so i can say that too :(" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "The Moo is sick *cough cough cough* :'(" |
| » daFTWin said "The Moo looks like a big piece of cheese :)" |
 | » El_Presidente said "I love all of you" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i love flat eric" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "let's all love Paul together (no pun intended)" |
| » da_instagatah said "*laughs at paul nelson stylz*
aww...i wuv paul too." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "his lipring is fake! .. and he thinks he's cupid
but I wuv you Paul" |
| » djAmalgam said "Save the mules!" |
| » mdc said "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
oh... for a minute there i thought you said cheese" |
 | » screw_you said "im really pissed off right now...i need to punch someone....or maybe i want someone to hold me ...wichever way ...IM PISSED OFF!!!!!!" |
 | » little_sarah said "i like that smilie" |
| » tuesmondieu said "i'm so so so so so so so so so so sad" |
| » neoform said "i collect blood. in cube form." |
| » mdc said "apples taste better when they're covered with sugar and stuffed with razor blades" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "and the sun will always smile, in my dreams..." |
| » daFTWin said "Damn, I still wanna see that movie.." |
| » neoform said "no no.. lets "roller disco truck"! *as seen on jackass the movie*" |
| » El_Presidente said "Lets disco" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I prefer family feud" |
| » neoform said "freecell is losing it's appeal." |
| » daFTWin said "*waits*" |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said "For all good things that come to an end, better things can come our way." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "all good things end no matter what. sometimes it is for the best, sometimes its not." |
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