Oneliners |
 | » mdc said "paul should shut up... and zootsuithuy should speak more... and pants should not be allowed" |
| » julie_eaves said "Maybe you have mono too!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why am i so tired?" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "shut up paul" |
| » djAmalgam said "I want to hunt with the tameless. I want to learn the wisdom of mountains afar. We will honor the angel in the snow. We will make the streams for our children flow.
" |
| » julie_eaves said "haha I live my own life..but Im jelouse of what other people have...lol
" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I live my own life because I am my own hero" |
| » julie_eaves said "wow...I never thought of it like that, soo true, Im gonna remember that for sure" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i finally realized i cant be someone i am not and that i have to live my own life and not wish i lived someone elses." |
| » mdc said "probably... but i do not pass judgement" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I'm a fucking slut" |
| » mdc said "zootsuitguy is good... and if you take out an 'o'... zootsuitguy is god" |
| » nothingnopenope said "holy shit good for you fantastic" |
 | » screw_you said "me = happy :) because my boyfriend is a hottie lol" |
| » mdc said "im only happy when... wait im not.... ever... [EDIT] wait! i just found out i passed stats and am on my way to Civil Engineering at Concordia University!!!!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I'm only happy when it rains, I'm only happy when it's complicated.." |
 | » Sir_Doreille said ".. hum... why are we doin' it thug style ?
.
" |
 | » daFTWin said "*points to gens ghetto booty*..THATS where it is." |
 | » Screwhead said "Where's the beef?!" |
 | » little_sarah said "beef?.. *runs away in tears*" |
| » nothingnopenope said "yes pies, zoot likes pies, very much." |
 | » da_instagatah said "MmMMmmMMMmMmMmM beef" |
| » mdc said "all american burger? that must be one stupid burger" |
| » daFTWin said "its all about working at all american burger :)" |
| » screw_you said "dammit dont reveal my secret !!!!! hehe ya its all about Jack handy" |
 | » neoform said "http://www.ffni.com/~gsell/deep.html here's the rest of jack handy's quotes." |
| » julie_eaves said "hahahahahahah ahhh Iza ur the best :)" |
| » screw_you said "THIS ONE IS FOR U SCOTT: "When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or
pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not,
mmmmmmm, boy."
" |
| » mdc said "especially me" |
| » neoform said "everyone complains." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why does the hurt never go away? why does it resurface every single day? why can't my memories just fade into gray, so i will not cry every night and day." |
| » mdc said "when i think about life and its meaning i get sick and puke... thats how i feel about most things... *vomit*" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I want my money. Where we come from, we don't fuck around with stuff like that. learn some respect you punks." |
| » djAmalgam said "We are all dreamers. The important thing is to learn to differenciate between our dreams and reality." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why do we want what we cant have especially when we know it is bad for us?" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Somebody set up us the bomb." |
 | » Mko_ said "What happen? (this is going to get ugly!)" |
| » nothingnopenope said "In A.D. 2101 War was beginning." |
| » daFTWin said "" daddy what will the world be like in the year 2000"" |
| » djAmalgam said "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public." |
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