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| » neoform said "aww now i'm crying iza. :*(  (baahahhAHhhahahAh)" | 
| » Sir_Doreille said ".. i was cool when you wrote that line... i wasn't actually sober :D .." | 
| » screw_you said "anything coming from u is crap so maybe u should jsut shut up and stop waisting our time..." | 
| » neoform said "non drunk people (right now) are uncool. yeah you heeeeeerd me! UNCOOL. (says me!)" | 
| » screw_you said "happy new exactly the same year!!!" | 
| » neoform said "HAPPPY DRUNK YEAR!SD!" | 
| » djAmalgam said "Whatever man made, man can destroy." | 
| » Sir_Doreille said "contextual song on tv as i read --> love at first sight.. .. 
" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "love is a waste of time" | 
| » El_Presidente said "Being in love really sux, being in love really sux, Kiss & hug and a couple fucks, Being in love really sux, being in love really sux, Babies cost a lot of money, please dont make me fuck you honey" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "meeting moomoo in 2 hours....w00t w00t!!!" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "departure in half an hour" | 
| » Sir_Doreille said "i must be half cool because i edited a one-liner once.. but i don't record my phone conversation..." | 
| » G__ said "You know i'm cereal, I'm more Choco than the Count...." | 
| » daFTWin said "*edit*" | 
| » djAmalgam said "yah broooo" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "....=)" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "cool people edit their one liners" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "not me..." | 
| » psychobitch said "and i though i was cool , who was i fooling? =/" | 
| » neoform said "cool people record their phone conversations." | 
| » nothingnopenope said "I'm watching out" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "watch out montreal cause here i come" | 
| » PookStah said "burn da ganjah!!" | 
| » Sir_Doreille said "burn your prunes first! .." | 
| » djAmalgam said "I like to burn myself" | 
| » PookStah said "boo!!!" | 
| » julie_eaves said "Do. Isn't a complete sentance though" | 
| » Miss_Amanda said "blonde. kinda." | 
| » Sir_Doreille said "Do ..  is short too :P .. Do .. Do it to me ! ( Re .. re Fe le Me Le ... toupoudou !)" | 
| » Agent_Yogurt said "one more sleep" | 
| » caro said "men are from mars and your on my penis
" | 
| » daFTWin said "Julie, mine means something tho..lol." | 
| » julie_eaves said "Go. Is the shortest complete sentance in the english language..we talked about it in English..haha kafwin my sentance is shorter then your sentance" | 
| » tuesmondieu said "katherine left me all alone...=(" | 
| » daFTWin said "DIE. Is a sentence." | 
| » neoform said "i enjoy getting lengthy boring phone calls from people on this board from whom i wish die." | 
| » PookStah said "a world in color is a world made up" | 
| » nothingnopenope said "knowing successful people is a great way to feel like more of a loser" | 
| » djAmalgam said "If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place." | 
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