Oneliners |
 | » El_Presidente said "Pessimist people suck" |
 | » screw_you said "Everyday is so wonderful, then suddenly, it's hard to breathe" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "well Die and let me be pissed off !
" |
| » screw_you said "oh THANK you christina ...*thinks about the beautiful brwon sparkly nail polish*" |
 | » daFTWin said "If I died... I wouldn't be pissed...I'd be dead.." |
 | » psychobitch said "I wouldnt be pissed but err..i guess ill TRY to stay alive : /" |
| » PaT_ said "*looks in the closet*....not in here" |
| » djAmalgam said "Psychobitch, please don't die and don't be pissed off!" |
 | » neoform said "*looks for the bitchy switch* ahh, it's 'on'.." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "grow up" |
| » mdc said "i already did! and boy.. let me tell you .. i was PISSED!!!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "if i die i'd really be pissed off" |
| » djAmalgam said "Psychobitch, if you die, i'll be really pissed off" |
| » mdc said "i enjoy cock jerk actions... dont you?" |
| » neoform said "i do enjoy knee-jerk reactions, do you not?" |
| » mdc said "cows expell 4lbs. of methane gas with every fart!
if all the cowa on earth farted at once and someone lighted a match, the whole world would burst into flames!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "out of reach, so far, i never had your heart. Out of reach, couldn't see, we were never meant to be. i'm so confused, my heart's bruised, was i ever loved by you?" |
| » metra64 said "oh, like a bowling thing" |
| » neoform said "i'm trapped in a box! A BOX!" |
| » PaT_ said "why do they alwas turn on me" |
| » mdc said "FUCK NO!!!!
(said in Robin Williams style scottish accent)" |
| » metra64 said "--Its alright to bomb the shit out of them just don’t say the ethnic joke.-- Robin Williams" |
| » mdc said "the propellerheads featuring Shirley Bassey" |
| » psychobitch said "i think my brain is going to turn into to poo :( i can feel it rotting,if i die,i leave for isabel my brown sparkly nailpolish . hihouhah" |
| » daFTWin said "its 5:30 in the morning and im making a tea party.. this is sooo lame, I have 11 monkeys in a cicle on my bed..but I dont have enough tea cups" |
| » metra64 said "drugs can be a great spiritual thing or a stupid fun thing" |
| » daFTWin said "I should really lay" |
| » neoform said "i should really lay off the drugs.." |
| » metra64 said "for nice little glass pipes;
(( MESH OR NO MESH? ))" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "nighty.nite.ravewavers." |
| » screw_you said "gurls gurls get that cash ...if its 9 to 5 or shaking ur ass ..aint no shame ladies do your thaing just make sure you ahead of the game..." |
| » djAmalgam said "Psychobitch, i wub you!" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "hate yourself !
" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "this place is just bubbling with positivity today" |
| » psychobitch said "I fuking HATE everything that was, everything that is, and everything that ever shall be." |
| » screw_you said "i love XXX" |
| » El_Presidente said "ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!!" |
| » metra64 said "XXX; (Triple X) is the worst movie ever made" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "please .. no conversations admitted on one-liner... say stupidities here.. please:P OR i'LL KICK ALL yer Ass.. Thanks:P" |
| » El_Presidente said "History repeating" |
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