Oneliners |
 | » mdc said "what are you laughing at?" |
 | » Lady said "hehehehehehehhehehhhe" |
| » mdc said "thats what i was told... but one day it turned out i didnt" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "if you are worried 'bout where I been or who I saw or what club I went to with my homies baby don't worry you know that you got me.." |
| » djAmalgam said "le cloche fait beep beep beep" |
 | » Sir_Doreille said "maybe one of your co-workers shoved it up his ass.." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "they don't have it :(" |
 | » neoform said "erm.. aren't you the one who works at a vid store?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I need Entropy!" |
| » metra64 said "Only idiots get dizzy dancing tango" |
| » mdc said "oftentimes i feel so blue, i feel like curling into the fetal position and dying a slow natural death which never comes" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "sometimes i feel so yellow... i think i should'nt have painted myself in green" |
 | » screw_you said "I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED AND THIS IS A FUKING KIDNAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » mdc said "ain't it the truth..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "simm simma whos got the keys to ma beema?" |
| » Sir_Doreille said "shitt.. all is shit.. and you never know when you fall or get out of it..
" |
| » mdc said "ok... you accusing ME of not knowing good music??? OMG!!! i know ALL music made in the 60s, 70s, 80s, and early 90s... i know thats a song... i was joking" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Happy hardcore does not constitute good music." |
 | » daFTWin said "1) happy b-day stella.. she is one hot chiqitta ;) 2) dino you obviusly dont know good music. 3)FUCK THIS SHIIIT!!!!" |
| » screw_you said ""Why are you in Columbus, Ohio?"
"I don't live here. I live in my imagination." I see an open staircase leading to a dark pit.
"What's that?""That's to the Land That Time Forgot." We go down a dark staircase. "Holy shit fuck! Are there rats down" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "my little stella is 18. she's all grown up." |
| » neoform said "i'm not much of a painter myself." |
| » djAmalgam said "The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it." |
| » Sir_Doreille said "yeah ! excellent ! does it mean PArkin will be Free up there?.. or will they put the Those ugly Timing Machines ?
" |
| » neoform said "i am the kind of wannabe, right paul?" |
| » PaT_ said "dont let the bass drop" |
| » mdc said "THEY PAVED PARADISE?? fuck... goddamnit! ... huh... thats a pretty stupid comment, OBVIOUSLY God damned paving paradise to put up a parking lot!!!" |
| » psychobitch said "poo u" |
| » djAmalgam said "she's the envy of all wannabe cool people" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "moomoo ur TOO cool fo' that shit" |
| » neoform said "adding an innapropriate prefix to your name will not make you cooler." |
| » daFTWin said "Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got 'till its gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm thinking of changing my name to Dj petit danone, am i cool enough now?" |
| » metra64 said "lend me your ear while I call you a fool" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven" |
| » mdc said "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!i am cow! Hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you! And I look good on the Barbecue!" |
| » Lady said "cows go mooooooooooooooooooooooooo" |
| » screw_you said "..look into my eyes ...rake your nails across my skin.." |
| » mdc said "that was a horrible rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody..." |
| » psychobitch said "mammaaaaa ouuuuuuuuuu i dun wanna die i sometimes wish id never been born at all...carry on..carry on, nothing really matters." |
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