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 | » screw_you said "um how the fuck do u make someone leave ur house????? u yell at them and therye like im not leaving...WTF IS THAT????" |
 | » da_instagatah said "dj.CasTproS, can you please translate that into french?" |
 | » mdc said "is there still soap?" |
| » da_instagatah said "is there still hope?" |
 | » djCasTproS said "MouÉ L'MonD Ki SaVe Pâ ÉkriR FraNçâ sa m'ÉKoeuR! lol" |
 | » El_Presidente said "VIVE ANTOINE DEBONMARCHÉ!" |
 | » daFTWin said "Oops I already did." |
 | » Mali said "I think i'm going to PUKE" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I wouldnt wanna be me, if i didnt have you." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Great, now I feel an urge to download Magnolia" |
| » mdc said "two, can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one" |
| » screw_you said "one is the loneliest number that u'll ever know....two is the loneliest number since the number one...." |
| » El_Presidente said "Everybody should believe in something-I believe I'll have another drink." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why should i care? if u dont care then i dont care" |
| » mdc said "empracet makes me feel all better" |
| » PaT_ said "and i quote: "i eat brains to smooth the pain of being a zombie."" |
| » djCasTproS said "-=(R@\/£^O^LµTio/\/)=-" |
| » da_instagatah said "lets get together and feel alright." |
| » daFTWin said "when in doubt add more wine.." |
| » Mali said "Are you comming on to me?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby? Right now I feel invisible to you like I'm not real. Didnt you feel me lock my arms around you, why'd you turn away?" |
| » Mali said "That sucks" |
| » djAmalgam said "I FEEL DRUNK, BUT IM NOT" |
| » da_instagatah said "Really, it isn't." |
| » djAmalgam said "country music aint thaaaaaaaat bad" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "am i just some chic you placed beside you to take somebody's place?" |
| » Mali said "He has taken my special cherry away from me.. that bastard" |
| » screw_you said "ive been a bad bad gurl and im feelin like a criminal.." |
| » da_instagatah said "i don't know what to do anymore" |
| » Mali said "My lip is bleeding" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "And its a sad sad world when a girl will break a boy just because she can" |
| » Octavio said "Me too......Who wanna be mine ? :P" |
| » Luna-1 said "I HaVe To FInd A GirlFriend !!!!!!" |
| » mdc said "and you give! and you give! and you giiiive yourself away... with or without you! with or without you, oooh ooh, i cant live... with or without you" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "And you give yourself away" |
| » julie_eaves said "I dont wanna be the one
the one whos left undone
loosing more and more and drained of everything
falling down
ill go see through in the sun" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "it aint about your beauty, its about your booty" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "now you better put some beauty back, while you got the energy" |
| » screw_you said "hate to hear i told u so..." |
| » da_instagatah said "your life is falling apart at the seems.
but i still love you..." |
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