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 | » mdc said "it sure isnt" |
 | » El_Presidente said "this is NOT happening" |
| » mdc said "i have four" |
| » djAmalgam said "I GOT 3 OF THOSE!!!" |
 | » Mali said "The Perfect Nipple" |
 | » daFTWin said "Do you wanna rub the pussy, touch the pussy, fuck the pussy." |
| » PaT_ said "feel-high-dancing-night-blow-mind-your-fine." |
| » daFTWin said "I feel, so high, dancing, all night, you blow, my mind, cause your, so fine." |
 | » djCasTproS said "MouÉ L'MonD Ki SaVe Pâ ÉkriR FraNçâ sa m'ÉKoeuR!" |
| » daFTWin said "Courting the worlds BIGGEST slut." |
 | » neoform said "Drop that rhythm and you unwind
Keep that feeling and you step in time
All too pretty for a real life
Suicide
Suicide" |
 | » da_instagatah said "______________________________________________" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "*blink* *blink* *drool* *stare* *drool*" |
| » daFTWin said "hahaha.. pats funnAY. ... ARE YOU READAY?!?" |
| » mdc said "carrots make excellent foods" |
 | » toebee said "Laugh as you slip 'n slide, run as you try to hide." |
| » El_Presidente said "follow the leader leader foooooooollllowww the leader" |
| » mdc said "boy's mama" |
| » Mali said "Mama's boy" |
| » El_Presidente said "well thank-you." |
| » Mali said "You say nice things, but never mean them. You smile.. but underneath, its a wicked grin. You told me you loved me but you say that to everyon else too.. you.. lie.. you lie.. you LIER! (God I hate that talking Elmo doll)" |
| » PaT_ said ""like typical male fantasy, i'd watch out, your pulling the futuristic school girl look"" |
| » mdc said "i agree completely" |
| » daFTWin said "You look very rapeable today." |
| » PaT_ said "In a coffee shop in a city.
Which is every coffee shop in every city.
On a day which is every day." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you're as cold as ice" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i dont think i'm worth it, stoopid l'oreal" |
| » da_instagatah said "mental...?" |
| » El_Presidente said "The show has just started" |
| » daFTWin said "I put my hand up on your hip when I dip you dip we dip." |
| » neoform said "well it turns out that argument was entertaining.
mission accomplished." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "tonsils, who needs 'em?" |
| » mdc said "the decision to sudden came flee" |
| » El_Presidente said "The decision to flee came sudden" |
 | » caro said "boobie check your messages!" |
| » Octavio said "FreakandSee was so awesomeeeeeeeee" |
| » Mali said "But my shoes smell" |
| » mdc said "you want to steal her shoes?" |
| » da_instagatah said "te voy a robar los zapatos heatherp" |
| » Mali said "Today a bum tried to steal my shoe" |
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