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 | » nothingnopenope said "Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge (Kristen Stendahl)" |
 | » australia2001 said ""And I say unto you, do not resist one who is evil"
-Matt 3:26" |
| » mdc said "i'll burn my eyes out/ before i *something somethin*" |
| » PaT_ said "Today is the greatest/
Day I've ever known /
Can't live for tomorrow, /
Tomorrow's much too long /" |
 | » screw_you said "today is the day ..and i need your help" |
 | » kitkat said "eat the gonorrhea ice cream" |
| » australia2001 said ""Gimme some sugar baby" -Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkeness" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "my day will come" |
 | » da_instagatah said "huh???" |
| » G__ said "Tri-Cycle eh? WITCHCRAFT!!!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "fuck surface mount electronics components" |
| » mdc said "fred was on a tricycle! stupid fred" |
| » kitkat said "someone took me brain...me braaaaaaaain!!! where it go?" |
| » australia2001 said "I made a poopoopoo platter. More fulfilling than the conventional poopoo platter and more skillfully assembled than the poo platter." |
| » da_instagatah said "i was stamped!" |
 | » djCasTproS said "i need mc-303 e-mail me if you ave it i give you $$$" |
 | » Mali said "Sorry but you can't post two oneliners in a row. Please wait till someone else posts one first!" |
| » kitkat said "so cool" |
| » da_instagatah said "look! since noah took out the oneliners, it looks like im cool and i made 2 in a row!" |
| » australia2001 said "Smart People Give Stupid Awnsers To Stupid Questions" |
| » da_instagatah said "." |
| » da_instagatah said "hahaha more shoes, less issues hahahaha" |
| » Mali said "how you get it soo big?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Why do I cause myself this trouble? You know around me things are good. If you could look into the future maybe I'll be understood.." |
 | » daFTWin said "more shoes, less issues." |
| » metra64 said "had to do some time, im back now. But thing have changed. My dog isnt friendly and my girl is a dyke" |
| » kitkat said "ack why why why????" |
| » da_instagatah said "just go back to where you came from i dont want you here" |
| » PaT_ said "old people dont count." |
| » screw_you said "why cant my eyes stop crying?" |
| » mdc said "Learn to spell! All of you! Geez, didn't anyone go to school?" |
| » psychobitch said "use me like a ashtray heart like a frozen shrimp,or would you even know how to" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "spandex is not a right" |
| » Mali said "contiued"Reach out for me.... reach out for meee reach out" are the whiphers the speaks shoot out.. and the beats start movein.. and the PEAOPLE START GROOVIN." |
| » screw_you said "its a classic kinda kitch , no i dont wanna be your bitch ..its a classic kinda kitch , no i dont wanna be your bitch ..its a classic kinda kitch , no i dont wanna be your bitch ..COME ON GIVE ME YOUR LOVE!" |
| » da_instagatah said "you got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on thinkin' bout somebody else" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you know you got it bad when your stuck in the house, you dont wanna have fun cause she`s all you think about" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Alabama baby
Said hallelujah
Good god girl
I wish I knew ya" |
| » Mali said "*continued*and the vibes become within me.. as It spreads more with who I touch.. or who touches me. My eyes widen.. and they twinkle under the many lights above me. *to be continued*" |
| » da_instagatah said "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiiiit" |
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