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 | » julie_eaves said "What I would give to go to one good drum and bass night right now" |
 | » lilmissmeow said "and, my heart breaks in two." |
| » G__ said "The kids will take very good care of you." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i work at a daycare, good place for me eh?" |
 | » fukt said "the weight of the world can not be suported by only one" |
| » G__ said "DAMN!!! What the hell did I eat????" |
 | » cactain_steef said "a truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn ;)" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Porcelain- Are you wasting away in your skin? Are you missing the love of your kin? Drifting and floating and fading away.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "u have a heart of gold" |
| » cactain_steef said "may the wind at your back be your own" |
 | » Mali said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "you gave up on me, but i won't fucking give up on myself." |
| » SpaceyTracy said "this heart just could not accept and pretend" |
| » G__ said "The UP'n'UP is a slow process..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i dont care what you do to them, just be good to me" |
| » fukt said "anotha day anotha dolla" |
 | » toebee said "I said too much - I havent said enough" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Little wolf skin boots and clove cigarettes. An erotic funeral for which she's dressed. Her perfume smells like burning leaves. Everyday is Halloween." |
| » wisp said "you say i talk so all the time so." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you say i only hear what i want to" |
| » lilmissmeow said "quite like strawberries, so sweet, so pure." |
| » cactain_steef said "Super Orgy Porno Party!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "she said she wouldnt cry, but that was really just a lie" |
| » toebee said "I wish I trusted logic. I wish I hadnt come to the word wish." |
| » djAmalgam said "Jagshemash" |
| » fukt said "dayum that was good." |
| » wisp said "i ate too much pizza - chelsea bush" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "people always talk about reputation" |
| » SpaceyTracy said "it's impossible 2 set a tampon on fire...hahaa fireproof!" |
| » G__ said "oh fuck" |
 | » daFTWin said "YOU CAN LIE TO ME BUT YOU CANT LIE TO YOURSELF!! - noah" |
| » julie_eaves said "out of sight out of mind" |
| » toebee said "...and it all blows up in your face. Oops. Too late." |
| » lilmissmeow said "you are making me crazy...see what u do to me." |
| » wisp said "WEIRDEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!!! -alexi" |
 | » kitkat said "the sleep smells like drugs" |
| » Violence_Inc said "you have broken me not, but shatterd my salvation into a thousand pieces. Now i lay among the litered shrapnel digging deep into my frail shell." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i really should take my own advice" |
 | » El_Presidente said "and this is how the cookie crumbles...." |
| » daFTWin said "Stop being so selfish." |
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