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 | On Sun Aug 27, 2006 » neoform said "Walk
with me through the universe, and
along the way, see how all of us are
connected. Feast the eyes of your soul
on the love that abounds in all places
and all times, seemingly endless, as
your own existance is." |
| On Wed Aug 23, 2006 » neoform said "Love love is a verb, love is a doing word" |
| On Sat Jul 29, 2006 » neoform said "I just pooped a turkish gaming hen." |
| On Thu Jul 20, 2006 » neoform said "moop" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » neoform said "the ultimate answer is 42!" |
| On Fri Aug 13, 2004 » neoform said "Black, by popular demand." |
| On Sat Jul 31, 2004 » neoform said "You've made worm's meat of me. A plague on both your houses." |
| On Tue Jul 6, 2004 » neoform said "In America . . . first you get the sugar . . . then you get the power . . . then you get the women." |
| On Mon Jun 28, 2004 » neoform said "How many michael jacksons does it take to molest a bunch of kids? one." |
| On Fri Jun 18, 2004 » neoform said "pong pong pong" |
| On Wed Jun 16, 2004 » neoform said "Hung like a horse? Nah, i'm hung like a human.. a human with a dick the size of a horse's." |
| On Thu Jun 3, 2004 » neoform said "no, just you." |
| On Sun May 23, 2004 » neoform said "Pénis mon cockerspaniel." |
| On Mon May 17, 2004 » neoform said "122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999" |
| On Mon May 17, 2004 » neoform said "one liners are fun! unless they aren't fun, then they aren't." |
| On Sat May 15, 2004 » neoform said "Penis my cockerspaniel." |
| On Fri May 14, 2004 » neoform said "what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner" |
| On Wed May 5, 2004 » neoform said "i don't oneline enough.
CHICKEN WINGS!" |
| On Thu Mar 25, 2004 » neoform said "Drones drones drones.. which are good, which are bad?" |
| On Sat Feb 21, 2004 » neoform said "oneliner." |
| On Thu Feb 19, 2004 » neoform said "everyone should die." |
| On Sun Sep 28, 2003 » neoform said "I like paper. it's so flat :D" |
| On Fri Sep 19, 2003 » neoform said "die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die." |
| On Thu Aug 28, 2003 » neoform said "note to everyone: quit trying to be so fucking peotic." |
| On Wed Aug 27, 2003 » neoform said "I hope you all die horrible horrible deaths, now." |
| On Fri Aug 15, 2003 » neoform said "second place isn't the best loser..
the last one is the biggest loser, just the same way the first person is the best at being a winner.." |
| On Fri Jul 25, 2003 » neoform said "cheating makes your love stronger." |
| On Mon Jul 21, 2003 » neoform said "In solviet russia, car drives you!" |
| On Mon Jul 14, 2003 » neoform said "instead of flinging poo, why not eat it?" |
| On Sun Jul 6, 2003 » neoform said "pretty like your anus." |
| On Fri Jun 27, 2003 » neoform said "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me. now." |
| On Thu Jun 26, 2003 » neoform said "it must be hotmail's fault." |
| On Wed Jun 11, 2003 » neoform said "if it's numb cut it off.. you can't have any of that going on.." |
| On Tue Jun 10, 2003 » neoform said "so i thought about the army, dad said son you're fucking high.." |
| On Sun Jun 8, 2003 » neoform said "i need to pick a fight with someone.. but whom?" |
| On Fri Jun 6, 2003 » neoform said "i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive." |
| On Mon May 26, 2003 » neoform said "*looks*" |
| On Sun May 25, 2003 » neoform said "i was shocked and appauled at the nudity and drug use in 'super troopers' i demanded my popcorn be refunded." |
| On Sun May 25, 2003 » neoform said "*drops dead*" |
| On Mon May 12, 2003 » neoform said "i can't smell anything.." |
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