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 | On Wed Oct 24, 2007 » beercrack said "beer. and crack. beer. crack. the beer. the crack. beercrack. crack. beer. andthen beer and then crack. and beercrack." |
| On Tue Jan 2, 2007 » beercrack said "if you frame your tragedy in beautiful scenery it will be that much more romantic" |
| On Sun Dec 24, 2006 » beercrack said "read between the lines. or at least get the audio tape between bumps" |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » beercrack said "uranus is a gas giant" |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » beercrack said "someone told me to take a shit or get off the pot. so i took a shit" |
| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » beercrack said "punks jump up and get beat down" |
| On Wed Dec 13, 2006 » beercrack said "soup's on" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "c'est le temps d'une dinde" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "An unceasing Sound is floating down from the heaven, I wonder how ye are engaged in pursuits of no avail." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "jack of all trades. master of none" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "check out the crabs in the bucket" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "keep it truthy" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » beercrack said "what more can i be. all apologies" |
| On Wed Dec 6, 2006 » beercrack said "old is the new new and new is the new old" |
| On Mon Nov 27, 2006 » beercrack said "original s.o.t.h.k." |
| On Tue Oct 24, 2006 » beercrack said "The last attempt to retain human sovereignty over machines is to don them as a fashion accessory, symptomatic of a moronic cultural environment saturated with sloganeering and "attitude", synonomous with the commodity oriented marketing strategies that un" |
| On Mon Oct 23, 2006 » beercrack said "it's a good day to join together and deploy our forces as free consumers to encourage ecological devastation and primordial alienation" |
| On Sun Oct 8, 2006 » beercrack said "But it’s hard to find/A clever shark/But not blind/Who tells you how to dive/Too easy to be drowned/Clever Shark /Is not blind" |
| On Sat Oct 7, 2006 » beercrack said "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| On Thu Oct 5, 2006 » beercrack said "t'Etait vraiment beau... vraiment beau! avec ta moustache..." |
| On Fri Sep 29, 2006 » beercrack said "why don't you turn yourself inside out" |
| On Fri Sep 29, 2006 » beercrack said "life is too $hort" |
| On Mon Sep 25, 2006 » beercrack said ""What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."" |
| On Wed Sep 20, 2006 » beercrack said "And right now I gotta go rap for you/Baby, like players speak/Baby right there is a stone cold freak/Trying to be a player, but she dont hear/Players always cant be players" |
| On Sat Aug 19, 2006 » beercrack said "i'm from the bush and i've been back and i'm going back to it" |
| On Sun Jul 30, 2006 » beercrack said "bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum. everybody pop their bubblegum" |
| On Tue Jan 31, 2006 » beercrack said "i m here just, for the opposition" |
| On Mon Jan 30, 2006 » beercrack said "YA HEARD!" |
| On Thu Jan 26, 2006 » beercrack said ""Rock and roll is a pigfarm"" |
| On Sat Jan 21, 2006 » beercrack said "stay in school" |
| On Sat Jan 21, 2006 » beercrack said "Now that our own chosen way is a novelty --
Hands on our hearts we salute you your victory,
Choke on your blue white and scarlet hypocrisy" |
| On Sun Jan 15, 2006 » beercrack said "And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken - Leonard" |
| On Sat Jan 14, 2006 » beercrack said "Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum" |
| On Tue Jan 10, 2006 » beercrack said "more cowbell" |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » beercrack said "one half watches the other. into a whole" |
| On Wed Dec 21, 2005 » beercrack said "hurry down the chimney" |
| On Mon Dec 19, 2005 » beercrack said "i've been an ass. a dick. a cunt. an asshole. a head. i've given a hand. i've been given the finger. but today i am all of me." |
| On Fri Dec 16, 2005 » beercrack said "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" |
| On Sat Nov 26, 2005 » beercrack said ""....after listening to that choice mix, I can no longer listen to the originals of either of these songs again. They deserve to marry each other." |
| On Fri Nov 18, 2005 » beercrack said "on celebrera votre deuil" |
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