Feds throw exclusive pot party

The federal government is throwing a pot party. You're invited to join in a
governmentfunded study of the effects of marijuana at Bowman Gray School
of Medicine in WinstonSalem, N.C.

The weed is guaranteed to be highgrade. And it's free. You're promised
immunity from criminal prosecution. Plus free cab rides to and from the
laboratory. And you'll be paid $50 every time you light up. Only 20
volunteers are wanted and they've got to be "habitual marijuana
smokers." The study is to learn how marijuana affects motor skills.

Scripps Howard News Service