Posted by » australia2001 on Wed Oct 1, 2003 @ 2:48am
Johnny-Dean gazes lustfully into the mirror thinking "if I were a woman, I'd be all over you"

Posted by » australia2001 on Wed Oct 1, 2003 @ 2:46am
A man's hair should never exceed the width of his body. Not only is this the least sexy man in the history of the world, it looks like his mom decorates and cleans his room