i'd ask her to pretend she's amelie poulain

by the way-- Aria SUCKS

this weekend i was at aria and i resolved NEVER to do pills again. Why? Funny you should ask. It was about 8 a.m., there weren't many people there...I went to sit down at the back, you know, where the couches are. At first, I thought I was tripping. It seemed to me this dude on another couch was sticking his tongue out at me. So I went in for a closer look, to determine whether or not i was in fact hallucinating. I noticed he was breathing very shallow, quick breaths, he appeared to be having spasms, and his tongue was shooting very rapidly ALL THE WAY OUT of his mouth in a most grotesque fashion that made me think of hellish demons. I was so taken aback that the rest of my (b-day) night was completely ruined. Besides him, I also saw other people looking similarly f**ked up, that is, half asleep and twitching and grimacing horribly. One guy couldn't stop counting rapidly: "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10" under his breath; this other girl was making big O's with her mouth in succession. Long stoyry short, I am cutting that s**T out of my life forever. I don't want to take anything, even in small doses, that can do that to someone. PEACE!

Pretentious Intellectuals Need Anal Stimulation

Potentially Insane Necrophiliac Anticipates Sex

Previously Inhaled Nitrous Actually Stones

lol @ shneikees

Gabriel Garcia Marquez - 100 Years of Solitude

I just can't get you outta my head
Boy your lovin is all i think about

Man, that's deep.

Paul Wall- Girl

why?

i dunno, i just like that name. Paul Wall. Clever. If I go into the rap game, I'll name myself Theodore Floor.

guess i'd sell him some crack!

oedipal underwear

did i spell that right?

i WAS thinking about how cool i am but then i remembered how handsome i am (see pic)

i WAS thinking about how cool i am but then i remember

vagina.


For every irrational number between sqare root of 3 and square root of 2, ______________________

playing poker on pokerstars, trying to figure out what the difference between poker and go fish is. probably shouldn't be playing for munny.

when the computer asks you to press the 'any' key and you look for it for hours, then you cry like a girl
because you can't find it, then your boss walks in and finds you in that state and asks you what's wrong
like he cares, so you explain it to him and then he fires you for being 'too stupid to live.'

made: my maid, marmalade, dwayne wade, cadillac escalade, never afraid, gettin' paid, laid, video arcade
ruined: favorite jeans fade, comfy sweater frayed, heart not spade, jacked by man with blade, that o'connor bitch sinead

girls with style, grace and a pretty face (holy shneikees, that rhymes! i gotta write that down)

fart-monger

i was there but i forgot my camouflage bandanna

which sux cuz it's a really nice bandanna, even though i got it at the dollar store

and no one got to see it

is that chick popping E cuz if so i'd ask her for some

if it's a lozenge of some sort, i'd ask for one, cuz no one likes to talk to someone with stank breath

_____________
for real?

frite alors makes a good poot if you ask me

sweet

like summertime skirts

Well.....discuss!

okay i admit maybe that wasn't the best topic, but now you'll never be able to see the words "log off" without thinking of me, the great Wrex!!!

Damn ---> I'll have to partner up with Junior Mafia for protection from Tiesto

are you israeli ze'ev ?

i'd go all in, i think you are.

all these expenses!

sigh

i wish i had a less expensive hobby, like hacky-sack for instance

wait- no, i don't

I LOVE MUSIC!

"Conseeda dat a dee-voass"

said Schwarzee to Kim Basinger

- (he thought she was his wife, but turns out she was an agent) -

after shooting her in the head in "Total Recall"

ahton with beef and cut up hot dog is better than anything they have at la belle putain. but nothing beats my homemeade: crispy oven-baked mccain barbecue superfries, those big schneiders all beef dogs, cut up, fried onions, sauce of course, topped with grated smoked gouda cheese. If that don't kill you, nothing will.

I need advice on hard/software needed to
connect my system to my computer so i can
record/edit my mixes. I'd also like to put my vinyls in mp3 and/or burn them to CD so I can know my tracks better.

I have to tech 12's, 2 denon dns1000's and a 4-station stanton mixer. My computer is a p3 with a decent sound card.

What do i need to get, and where? Please advise.

-Wrex

If there was someone above me,
i would knock them down and
steal their socks.

i don't know what that means?
i'm new to this, but true to this
(damn you fitty)

Is it just me, or does the
expression "log off" make
you think about some kind
of shitting competition?

Montreal is the only city i know of where drivers can speed up, slow down, switch lanes or turn on yellow, green AND red -- and for whom those dotted lines are merely suggestions.

she's just like you and me, but she's homeless, she's homeless....as she stands there, singing for money. Why, you ask> it's catchy, dammit!

man, i could really go for some of that ______, what's it called? i used to eat it all the time back in the day... oh yeah, yeah now i remember: P*SSY !!!!

stupid chatty people on E

conversely, i like smart, interesting chatty people on e

nurture, like momma's teats

mmm boobies....

just like a prayer, i'll take you there

can you say CLASSIC?

je le veux je le veux je le veux

be a world-famous DJ and producer, and jet around playing sold out crowds. is that really so much to ask?