Someone was like "dudes.. I have an idea..." and then it was like the miracle of birth.

Indiana Jones

ruined: having moved and not told the government, no gst cheque for me unless i bust my ass

It should be fun... I'm like.. 90% there... (the small part of me that's not there isn't sure if I'll be recovered from the night before)

Man.. that keeps happening, then not happening... gettin' down to the wire.

Yes.. then we could all decide whether or not we love it or hate it AT the party.

That's... so wrong...

I try to make all the threads funny.. who wants to sit on the internet and NOT laugh. Not me.

This is a drama-thread... duh.

Not if you're Italian... maybe the statistic is for world cup time or something.

cockfights

Try Donjon.

Made: Grand Slam Breakfast at Moes with a side of poutine
Made: Predicting EVERY twist on Degrassi
Made: Watching Ong-Bak AGAIN
Ruined: Fight with the ex
Ruined: Sleeping cold and alone

Yet... I find myself thinking that I might fuck them. Am I retarded? No.. just horny.

I miss both of those newspapers having credibility.

Tonight being Tuesday... Nobody was online!! CURSE THE BOTH OF YOU! Tuesday is drunken fun.

I'm thinking about heading to Foufounes for 5 dolla pitchas! Anyone else interested in getting your drunk on for cheap?

Bandwith

That's amazing... it's like how my right thumb is callous from video games.

Yeah... that's true. Well. the drugs part anyways... partying can't be wrong.

I just like to party and do drugs... is that so wrong?

That's another good one minute party.. thanks for the suggestion.

Shit.. and I missed it because.. I don't know. What was I doing? Oh right.. I went to dollar cinema and watched EVERYTHING with some friends... and then hard a party a minute in verdun. (That's where you get so bored (and drunk or stoned) you think up some stupid theme to entertain you for as long as it can and then change it when it gets boring. Ie: RODENT NEWYEAR! MEXICAN CHRISTMAS (where you steal your gifts from other people at the party) OR ONE DOLLAR MOVIE AND BLOWJOB!) Party a minute is a great waste of time.. but I was pretty close... shitfuck.

Aww.. it's like a wierd reverse tribute thread... maybe you're a soft hearted munchkin at hart.

Word.. in a cornfield.

It would depend on my mood.. but I might just bounce like an idiot for about 30 seconds and then fall down laughing as horrified expressions crossed EVERYone else's faces.

Oh man... there's like... a million threads that will warrant that after tonight... yipes.

OK... for REAL.

One of the reasons I love your sets is due to how often people freak out at the shit you play... angry kids on e is ALWAYS funny. ALWAYS.

I vote for a Renegade Legion Luao

You too.. have a good one man.

Weren't you off to bed like... half an hour ago?

Yeah.. that's true... I'm boney... and I get that alot... but just a gut shot and a low blow or something.. g'night lalla

vwahhaa ha.. that's amazing... I hate that shit man.. like girls being all "I'm a lesbian"... like lesbians exist outside of porn.. psshh...

Sometimes I don't even like doing e unless I'm gaurenteed at least some sort of sexual encounter during the comedown. I miss my wife.. :( lol

With good reason... it was otherwise on point... a glowstick light room is like barry white on e... maybe because I was on e...

Scott C would own.

True dat! Ha ha!! BLOOD IN THE EYE!! Welcome to Re-Penetrator 2 biatch!

Disclaimer: This is a story from when I was 16.. I have not touched a glowstick in about 4 years.

Once during a blackout I cracked all my glowsticks to light my room, and then fucked my girlfriend... that was as close as I got. No glowstick penetration.

It might clog the mechanism!

Yeah... that shit sucks.. you gotta get real tight real fast... and then plan the comedown hookup... if she's even remotely for real she'll want some comedown lovin' cuz its the best.

Yeah... luck would be the word. If a cop ever feels like being a dick there's about a million things they can bust you for.. including joking around.