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yay number pad

ruined: thinking of work
ruined: thinking of school
ruined: thinking of how my summer is planning out
ruined: low cerotonin levels

I have read Fight Club first, then Survivor. But I found his techniques and style so similar (end of world obsession, little digressions with useless info and recipes, recurring theme of the countdown) that I was never interested in reading a third one.

I quit reading "I'm reading Si par une nuit d'hiver un voyageur" because I'm a natural born quitter, but right now I'm reading two books on History, one on the History of the United States and one on the History of Canada. For class. Blegh.

Write a long letter about my problems to my boyfriend. His presence is the best thing. Writing to him is the next best thing.

Sometimes I like to buy a tub of Haagen Daaz and go through it in one sitting.

But I always brush my teeth after.

I don't think that once in my life I will be able to have a job, do my work, enjoy the challenges in provides and perhaps move on to another job without creating all this drama which makes me dread walking into ANY ONE former workplace I have ever been employed in.

Don't talk about speed. It's slowly ruining my life.

Uh...

I have a good story, but it's just wrong.

I can't stop staring.

I mean how is that physicaly possible.

And why the lyotard.

And why the socks.

This whole picture does NOT make sense.

(Talking about the ass picture)

poke my dick in your eye while you're sleeping.


I like my sugar with...

oh my god
that is the grossest thing since goatse.cz

Oh my GOD!!!!!

Don't do drugzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!

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No I would not like to give you my banana chocolate chip cake.

total nipple tweak

play strip poker with her :)

hot!!!!!!!!!!


pudding

Ruined : my boyfriend broke up with me
Made : we talked and sorted it out
Ruined : headache from crying all day
Made : triple chocolate chip cookies
Ruined : it's our anniversary this weekend and it just feels wrong

petty

(my mama always used to say, don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.)

How come Tipou's profile pics always get hotter and hotter?

Choke? Is that by chuck pahlaniuk?

i hate my life
i hate myself

Alors vas t'acheter "House of Leaves" de Mark Z. Danielewski

Je commence "Si par une nuit d'hiver un voyageur" d'Italo Calvino. Pour la toute première fois.

Ouais je sais, après deux ans et demie de bac en littérature c'est plutôt pathétique que je l'aie pas lu encore. Mais bon.

Un classique, c'est un livre que tout le monde veut avoir lu, mais que personne ne veut lire. J'essaie de renverser la tendance.

but the figurative IS literal!



Conservative or Liberal

dont make me rape this thread again
i win

Dude! I study the work of this artist as a part of my classes in uni.
I think she's legit. :P

marry donald trump
fuck my boyfriend
kill donald trump

yeah i think ive got a good plan here

But aren't you satisfied being the hand that cradles the leaders of this world?

got a depressed soon to be alcoholic divorcing mom

"Drop the pressure - Rex the dog remix" by Mylo

I'm so winning because nobody is going to want to scroll this far down to post again.





































































































































































































































































































































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Come on, yo, give it up!

















































































































































































































































































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Now shall we see how far right I can stretch this thread?
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You have proven your worth.

Now if you really want to be the ultimate winner, go count all those dashes up there and give me the exact number, and I shall hand you my crown.

I'd ask her when she's going back to Parking and can I come :)

Ohhhh, boy.

You guys are in for a treat.













































For this next one I thought the caption on the website was worth copy/pasting:
" We were a little torn about whether to use this picture or not, as the model is clearly not Japanese. We decided to include it, and a few others, simply because they were too ridiculous to pass up. Our favorite part of this one is the cocksure look on the guy’s face. “Yes, that is the lower body of a swan ballerina, thank you for noticing. My skull is an enigmatic and magical being, and has a complicated back-story and creation mythology. I would be happy to explain it to you over coffee, or perhaps a drink sometime.” "

shut up bitches im last

Mango pirates!!!!!!!!!!


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More pictures sissies!

Dainius Zubrus

I know I'm incredibly late on this, but it's worth mentioning...

I SERIOUSLY got some all day long last Sunday... and I really, really mean all day long.

satan

ahhhhhhhhh ouache!!!!!!!!!




Bon, il convient de remettre cette conversation dans le droit chemin...

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