thats not true!! i love vodka. its the only alcohol worth drinking. but i would not have sex with a warm scarf! (i draw the line at mittens)

well

when my old girlfriend used to watch me sleep

so you know this for a fact?
AHA!! YOURE NOT PURE AND INNOCENT!!!

vodka in large quantities

most of the people i know

pluto nash

ian and his "magic-marker"

hehehe...
its funny cuz its true...

rescuing a really hot young-ish girl who later sleeps with me cuz of it

turd in a flaming package

a turd?
oh come on!!!
if i knew what she was talking about.. id agree that you were dead.. but i dont so i wont

just like CIVIC
and
RISE TO VOTE SIR
and
MADAM I'M ADAM
and
DUMB ARAB MUD
and
CONVECTION NOITCEVNOC

no!!!
cupcakes are good!!! too good to be food fight ammo

*checks*
.......
.......
.......
you its ALL still there

i think its pretty obvious that he doesnt!

that guy from robin hood men in tights

bob dole rocks!!!
hes a viagra ad

princess

(i dont even know her but.... from what i hear....)
sarah

(hahaha told you so...)
midnight

it soooo was.... ok maybe it wasnt.. but it was still pretty sick

i know!
that was sick.. it was at the oscars when she won for Girl Iterrupted

disneyland.. (oh shit.. now im really gonna get her started... on movies at least or something.. oh i should shut up)

evil

true.. and true

feelin' fine

ian's room

raves

angelina jolie?
but shes fucking billy bob! [ www.... ]

oh yeah and im feeling about as sexy as a 16 year old prom girl

ratio of women to men in swaziland

i went to the porn shop

there's no proof that anything exists... we say 2 + 2 = 4
what the fuck does that mean!?!?!?!
we made up the number 2. we invnted it. if it weren't for some jackass neaderthal who said "hey ill make up numbers today" what would we "know"? how would we proove things?
math relies just as much on faith as religion. except we defined math ourselves.

what do i need to watch? women piss me off! its simple as that! what the fuck's their problem? they have it all and they through it away for NO reason? no. no. i'm sorry. they throw it away for a reason taht they "dont know"

oh ian...
hypothetical situation:
You have a friend to whom you made a promise not to interfere in his affairs, now if he's doing something you don't approve of, do you interfere? You made a promise not to. He has free choice. God made that promise to us. To allow us to act as we will. How can you say he is willing but not able, he is both, but also recognizes that interfering with rational creatures he promised not to would be wrong. Evil you say? You dare say that God created evil? How can you? Especially living in this world! You see stupid, immoral people everyday. We chose to be evil. God did not make us so. He merely gave us a chance at freedom, we're teh ones who blew it. I may not like God too much right now because I can't understand how he can idly watch while so much evil is going on, but then I realize that it is not through any fault of his own. Man asked for freedom and God made an oath to us that we should have it. He made an oath and intends on keeping it. Would you not say that a good friend keeps his promises? Then God is the best of friends for keeping this one. Even though it causes him much pain.

WOMEN!!!!

yeah... fucking women...
your nice and what do you get? a big fat heartache

and as always....
SEX!!!

masterbation everyday at 3pm.. (its more of a chore now than anything else.. its like.. "Aw Fuck! It's 3. Sorry guys, gotta go spank the monkey!")

you best have taken the picture off.. cuz i was about to post one of you.. check out the pictures in my file

that makes no sense!