loser says what

Yea nice...very nice

Yea I don't know if it's true or not !

Luckely You didn't !

Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.

One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's cunt when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

ahh my browser is fucked..i could only see the pic with the guys pricesless face..didint see the rest of peoples posts...had to change computers to see,,,,TOO FUNNY!!!...POOR GIRL

I dont see how someone made that one in photoshop..whats been added to it?

Joe ogre what exactly are u doing on ravewave man?..OK were guessing ur a kid...and we can't stop ur horny lil ass from being here...but stop posting shit !!!...make urself a website or something n post all ur crap on there...wtv..find urself a nice 80 year old to pose for you...but leave us the fuck alone..

I puke when im drunk....but only when I go to sleep drunk...I somehow end up on my stomach and wake up puking on my bed a good 7 times....:O

yea

speaking about dj's psy-co...I think im pretty good now to dj...what do i gotta do now ?..and ur my only contact to this I think

7-8

yea the scene where they show the guy driving the vehicle witha front angle view like in killbill

uh..no now dude...

maybe ur forcing urself not to be angry..like in the simpsons!!

It's called a state of depression

pff yea

I just saw this movie on the weekend?
I fucking loved it..been waiting for something like Max Payne to come out soon!

none the less max payne the movie will be out soon?
my question is is this a film noir?

and does anyone know some other film noir movies?

also leave comments about the movie!!

budy bump

Body Groove /Architects Feat. Nana

Body Groove
Architects, Nana
Are you ready?
Bring it on.
It’s the weekend, and you’re ready to make a move
You’re working 9 ‘til 5, it ain’t so smooth
So Monday, and it’s stress up on your life
And you know that music really beats life
So you got to
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
So now is it time to do your thing
Let the melody carry the swing
All that I want is for you to get on down
So you can feel the music all around
So you got to
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Gonna make it
Gonna let it
Gonna make this body move
Gonna make it
Gonna let it
Gonna make this body groove
Gonna make it
Gonna let it
Gonna make this body move
Gonna make it
Gonna let it
Gonna make this body groove
You’re on the dance floor
Making your grooves
Don’t look around though
Just do what you do
Live for the moment
Take it in your stride
‘Cos you know that music really beats life
Architects, Nana
Are you ready?
Bring it on.
So you got to
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
So now is it time to do your thing
Let the melody carry the swing
All that I want is for you to get on down
So you can feel the music all around
So you got to
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove
Make the body move
You’ve got to let the body groove

Move(you make me feel so good) ?

Gimme all the lyrics

the only dude who uses a synthetic vocie like dat would be mister benni bennasi...

techtrance? naw...more like hard tech

dude...Rosebowl..there looking for janitors if your interested

fps?

you Joe ogre

mmm I want it!!!!!..check ur messages man..BACK OFF ZE'EV !!!!!! ;)

yea whats up with these gamers these days beating all these games in 3 days?..You're all crazy!...takes me a month to beat a game and I dont playe it that much per day..

wat is it u disgusting asshole

fuck yea ashtray girl...that song italian fire from black strobe was exactly what I wanted from G'O Brians set

yea ok wats ur msn

I just do...couldn't u like put an option for it..hey but if it's would be difficult don't bother...don't want to get u busy busy :P

thank you ;)

hey this is getting anoyying...when i submit a msg in a thread it brings me back to the forums..noah u should make it so when u submit a msg it goes to ur msg posted in the thread...what does everyone else think?

yea well i bought it for 70..so i aint rippin myself off by sellin it for 25 or something ;)

post on [ www.psyfreaks.ca ] i think someone lived in an apartement and was looking for a roomate!

hmm...Anyone want a splinter cell..the first version on PS2 for 40$...great condition no scratches

I quit after I couldnt beat the 10th level in the first splinter cell game