I dont say it to be morbid
we know how flowers function to every extent of their being but there existence is beautiful none the less.
I just like fucking with religious fanatics over the existence of souls and inate humanity

Blankslate? How do babies breast feed then?

Can human existance be disected down to something as trivial and simple as an organic computer?

I show you how we do it in the hood.
Im bringing my Risk board, some wine coolers and the barenaked ladies greatest hits.
It'll be wicked!

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hahahaha

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im not invited am i?

or cross breed weed with fruit?

CANALOPE!!
ORANJA!!

Jeff, About me being LIKE you're father, there's something me and your mother have to tell you...

i think you would get beat up for doing the mashed potato to korn music

I like brocoli, just not the green kind

i just read the red neck thingy. I love red necks.
How do you circumcise a red neck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

He's just jelous because you can beat him up with one arm tied behind your back. Thats actually his relationship with most women.

thanks for the score of 22


ps FRATERNITY

Well thanx for posting the fact that you wont be posting here...

careful Fred, im on to you.
living deep in the woods, hidden in a secret bunker that can only be accessed through a hollowed out log. Where you have magical "adventures" with children. Leading them into your wonderous world... Fred Penner? more like David Koresh!

Jeff molests pianos? Shame Jeff shame.

only cuz you begged me to, i needed the money

just one toy...
speaking of nothing related to anything, watch this, you dont really need to know the characters to like this:
[ www.homestarrunner.com ]

ps. that "one toy" comment was a clever way for me to refer to my penis, the thing i give her sex with, sometimes on your bed, Jackie made us a key, you dont even want to know what we used your pillow for

I tried to start my own toys r us kids club but i soon learned that my recruitment method lacked a little something in tastefulness. Driving around in a van offering kids toys if they got in sounded like a good idea at the time..

and second, what does 14g mean and who's the chick from yellowknife?

im still waking up, and i just read all the replies from my last post...
let me start by saying WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
First off Jeff and the 14 yr old thing is uncalled for and unfair, the girl in that video is more likely a young looking 15 yr old and.. we're not talking about that 14 yr old are we?

For a vegetarian you seem all to eager to have a mouthful of meat.

The question now remains how?
The cup? the squeeze? the squeeze with fingertips while making funny honking noises? poking with a stick? How i ask you... how?

and as far as molesting everyone i can come across.. i have a simple rule: only the ones that can't fight back.
hi Jeff!!

Due to recent developments involving Noah's busy hands, am i in any way entitled or required by law to touch Jess' fun bags?
Feedback greatly appreciated

She must really love the car, i bet its a big upgrade from the yellow bus she rides around in all through the school year.

one of the other requirements is that you be able to do at least 5 pushups. Sorry Jeff.

Well played. I was wondering if anyone had some suggestions for a good birthday gift. Its my friends birthday coming up and he's look for a new set of wheels for his civic, unfortunately i dont have any money, in fact all my possetions consist of these 4 cinderblocks and a car jack.

Hi Jeff!

could be the gay thing. or it could be the fact that we like beer, and since Purcival Molson was a frat boy, we pay about half what it costs retail. this way we can get drunk for real cheap then blame the subsequent homoerotic adventures on the beer

Yo hamlet was pretty lucky too. He had a nice big house in northern europe... i mean sure, he went "a little" nuts, and then watched his mother die convulsing on the floor, and then stabbed and poisoned his step father, and then died himself but... uh... he had a big house in nothern europe

Speaking Of Oedipus, does anyone ever wonder why no one ever sued Shakespear for Hamlet? Why didnt he just call it Hamlet Rex.

thats why i joined.
dont tell gen
she already thinks that one of her guy friends has homosexual characteristics...
Hi Jeff!

If i was kidding id say a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says"why the long face?"
seriously.
and i like his boobs, i've drank champagne off them on more than one occasion

thats actually me in the middle. I had almost forgotten about that day. Of course i forget about alot of those days due to the "accident".

hahaha, "A" phonecall? if only. i should warn you now that the word "redial" has been totally worn off the button on his Cell
your only way out is a restraining order or, if you want to get rid of him fast offer him sex if he first vows to go vegetarian for a month. Trust me. He puts grinded up hamburger in his cheerios. He's got the colesterole levels of ten 40 year old overweight men. unless you find his description appealing...

nothing is as mundane as talking to someone from ottowa.
Except Sheela Copps, i think she's just magical

Seriously i wasnt even in the room when Dan did that, i had nothing to do with it, and Gen seemed kind of eager to hand out the number, so i say we blame gen... i mean, uh, who is Matt?

Bunnykins silly!

whats lebanese?

so wait you're saying you hate jeff hackett because his fame makes you somewhat of a celebrity through some sort of vicarious wire-crossing and if the two of you are to continue to share names you'd wrather that Jeff Hacket be known as someone who takes the "meat injection"? You may have created a new branch to old Freudian theories.

I wish i was lesbian. I love their cooking, especially shish-taouk. Though im not sure i'd want to visit lebanon in its current state.

Yes, but i believe that jeff daniels was chosen for the role due to the resemblance in character with Harry from dumb and dumber. Plus his career was so ruined by that movie that a none speaking, face mostly obstructed by a pumpkin role in a music video was all he could get.
Speaking of Jeffs who are losers, there's Jeff Hackett....



Who besides his toughguy rep, was not much of a goal tender. His career of guarding nets has ended up with a ratio of 10:1 (shots on net:goals)
I think he would do the bruins a greater service if he was selling hotdogs in the stands.

Why "SHE"? why not she or She or if you're feelin a bit crazy, sHe? Is it sarcasm in reflection of the extent to which the bible is most likely innacurate or some sort feminitic rage that has induced this exploitation of the the shift button mid-sentance?
and who is matt?
tee-hee