Pfffft, he is saying this on the premise that animals groom themselves and so should we. Well news flash: Animals don't spend hours "unfolding subdermal folds." Basic hygene is what is important, not justifying why you felt the need to ram your fingernails into your skin and hurt yourself badly. Actually he should cut his dirty long nails while he's at it.

solacious

Passssssss

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Hate Christmas or not, it means that I get to come home to Mtl from my studies overseas for a full month. Booyaa. Christmas is mostly for kids and I think that it is perpetuated these days because people want their kids to have the same "magic" of it and the presents as they did growing-up. Try to tell a 6 year old why you hate Christmas and 5$ says that he won't give a shit. Yes it has become consumeristic but welcome to what funds (albeit poorly) free healthcare. For every time that you saved 1000$ in medical treatment or for that 80 000$ liver transplant that you will need later, why not buy someone you love a sticker. Small price to pay and you can make someone smile.

Damn peeps. I didn't do drugs when I was in the scene but it seems to me that a few years ago people were more proud about drug lore and knowing what they are putting into their bodies. On just a different thread some of your guys where bitching about antidepressants and how they fuck with you and to go natural and here you are talking about getting fucked up with some chemical that a sludge monkey pressed together and how you don't care as long as you get fucked-up. If it is about keeping money away from "the man" then whatever but I know too many people who have died because of not knowing what they are doing. This does not worry you?

That is not hair, it is putrifaction and seaweed. There have been many cases of these things being caught in fishermans nets and tossed back into the sea because they smell so bad (and fishermen are used to alot of smell). If it DID have fur this would suggest that it is a land animal and thus it would have sinal cavities in the front of the skull which seem to be missing here. This would also be the case for a gator or croc. Testiment to the fact that it came from the sea and that also explains why it has no legs (if something out of the ordinary were rotting on the beach for long enough to reach that stage of decay and have it's legs torn off by native wildlife, someone surely would have noticed it). My vote goes to some sort of whale which would explain the solid bone structure. Peace.

Yeah that would be funny for a made for T.V. cartoon movie. Besides that, I would like to point out that all of the characters (except for the wife) are in fact mirror oposites of the family guy.
Stewy=Claus Scheming to destroy/sex the wife
Alien=Dog Eating/Drinking problem
Smart son=Smart Daughter Male/Female
oddball son= oddball daughter slow/social devient
Fat slob dad= military super tough dad

I think every man tends to fancy exotic braids at one point or another in his ups and downs of chronic masterbation. That's my 2 cents; and it's worth 2 cents.

Happy birthday Scott. Lets get drunk at my cottage. Yay.

Yay bank of Montreal. Except they only have ONE well placed ATM in montreal. On the corner of Crescent and St-Cat.

Yo a penis isn't a clit just cuase it's small, your forgetting
1: Chromosomes
2:Urethral placement

"how about this...All cocks are between .00001 inches and 6 feet long.....except for Spooky's which i hear is like looking out at the ocean, it just goes on and on...."

Not true. Did you ever hear of micro penis? Some people can actually have an indentation where their penis should be.

Wow, I found a rather reliable source. Check this shit out:
[ www.sciencedaily.com ]

Nah, as long as you list it as an decongestant you can have up to 8mg in a pill. And a more synthesized version of it (pseudoephedrine) is in contac-c and other decongestants int he pharmacy in doses up to 120mg. Except the later does not have the same heart fucking effects.

Pfffft, that's cause ravewave chicks are porn addicts.

The latest I heard from online surveys is:
Asian - 5 inches
Caucasian - 5.5 inches
Afroamerican - 6 inches

It's measured standing with an erection from tip to where it meets the body

Cool concept, uber ugly jewlery. I would like to have that done with a celtic design around my iris. That would be totally phat.

I blame the bible thumpers.

Look at all those beautiful princesses just waiting for a knight in shining handcuffs.

I don't follow

[ www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com ]
When in Rome...

Oaf, check out BME Steve. The Dido peircing was supposedly originally created by a doctor who wanted to regain some of the sesitivity he lost doe to circumsision. Makes sense no?

Over the past half year, Ephedrine has been making a come-back in popularity after it's ban down to 8mg in supplements. Alot of people stopped using it in supplements all together cause 8mg only helps as a decongestant, instead replacing it with citric extracts that end up giving ulcers because of their acidity.

Some geniuses decided to sell bottles of pure ephedrine pills containing 8mg of ephedrine + inert filler as a nasal decongestant that you can buy in weight lifting stores.

Conclusion: for 10$, you get 50 pills each containing 8mg of ephedrine. If you follow warnigns on labels, ignore everything I just said because this info is of no use to you. Catch my drift?

Just like fumbling with a pencil in class, you can kick a needle into your heel when stepping forwards. But it depends again if your actually walking over the needle. The point is it can happen. I actually know 2 people who were struck by lightening. What are the odds? Small, but the dumber you are about it, the higher the odds are of it happening.

Givenchy - Pi
or
Ralph Lauren - Romance

Tell me, what do you get tattooed on your cock????

[ www.ringsofdesire.com ]

Some ABC's of male genital piercing. The photo gallery is shit and not impressive, but the info is mostly ok.

Here you can talk freely about your soldiers without fear of reprisal. It is also a support group for the otherly curved, low-ballers and tic-tackers

Let's get the balls rolling. About one third of the population has a right curve in their member, another third has it going left, about a third is straight, and a very small percentage actually has a problem that needs sugery as the penis goes off at an angle that makes sex unpracticle. Look it up on the net. It's like a huge conspiracy. Or poeple just don't go around saying that they had right angle cock and stand sideways at urinals.

I'm taking this cock-talk/tock to it's own thread

Yo, my friend dated her. She cheated on his ass with some famous guy. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

about one third of the population has a right curve in their member, another third has it going left, about a third is straight, and a very small percentage actually has a problem that needs sugery as the penis goes off at an angle that makes sex unpracticle. Look it up on the net. It's like a huge conspiracy. Or poeple just don't go around saying that they had right angle cock and stand sideways at urinals.

Even the idea of getting aids from walking down the street (and some how getting pricked by a badly tossed needle) freaks the shit out of me. My only real comfort is knowing that the #1 enemy of aids is oxygen; then again, needles are tapered and hollow, so you get one infected cell in your blood stream and you are fucked.

Also, one ball is suposed to hang lower than the other when the scrotum is lax. I think it's so they are at slightly different temperatures, promoting maximum sperm production regardless of external temperature.

Falling asleep in a heated water bed with the lights out during a storm and after good sex

The fact that I can be vein at the gym and it's expected of me.

He can bang me anytime........... with his awsome beats that is!!!

Yo, GHB and LSD Donald are the same duck facing different directions. What gives. This is crap, I'm leaving.

Ma Huang gives heart attacks to 20 year olds, steroids make women grow beards and shrink men's testicles to the size of grapes. Creatine increases the amount of weight you can lift within a few hours after taking it but can impede your endurance. That's as wacky as it's going to get, at least on the phsyical, non neuro-biological side. But yeah I guess it would be funny to see a PCP-UFC match. OH! The snapping and the cracking and the bliZood.

yo, mine too. Actually, druggy-dropout school. Oh crap, we went to the same school, we are friends. Hmmmm looks like I'm the tard star of the day.

Drugs and sports eh? Yeah I htink they already tried that ummmmmmmmm let's see: STEROIDS, 1-AD, androstene, creatine, andro-testine-diol, caffeine-Ma Huan, Chromium Picolinate etc, etc, etc