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» alphtrion replied on Tue Jan 11, 2005 @ 2:37am. Posted in mumbles. |
st-leo :P |
» alphtrion replied on Tue Jan 11, 2005 @ 2:25am. Posted in mumbles. |
hehe i'll try, though i'm transit-bound so when the last metro is gone i'd have to be gone with it :) |
» alphtrion replied on Tue Jan 11, 2005 @ 2:04am. Posted in mumbles. |
its not nice to call homeless people pigs. he's a paranoid schizo who used to be homeless but now he's just your common lunatic with access to irc. |
» alphtrion replied on Mon Jan 10, 2005 @ 1:53am. Posted in mumbles. |
Originally posted by [SCREWHEAD]... Oh wow, Radu, Begotten Of The Goat! :lol What's up man? Haven't seen you around in for ever! Come to Cafe Chaos next weekend. :D oh wow umm.. Fred? whoa.. haha.. whats goin on at cafe chaos.. and when on the weekend? |
» alphtrion replied on Sun Jan 9, 2005 @ 5:45pm. Posted in mumbles. |
i wasnt the one who banned him, i dont ban people. i actually live on the 1st floor not the basement. i did give credit to the guy (his name was before each one of his statements). i just found it funny/interesting/weird and didnt know what do do with it so might as well post it here since i never post here ever... :) |
» alphtrion replied on Sat Jan 8, 2005 @ 4:50pm. Posted in mumbles. |
i go out everyweekend when i dont go to work. it's not prose. its one of many real life stories from the ircer [Edgar] that i find in my irc buffer when i come back home (he usually goes on rambing alone to himself for most of the early morning when everyone else stops talking until someone bans him) I actually had to edit this one down because it was preceded by a different (equally long) story about a different subject |
» alphtrion replied on Fri Jan 7, 2005 @ 8:26am. Posted in mumbles. |
[07:08:23] [Edgar]: when i was [07:08:26] [Edgar]: HOMELESS [07:08:29] [Edgar]: INSANE [07:08:32] [Edgar]: HUNGRY [07:08:35] [Edgar]: DESPERATE [07:09:04] [Edgar]: in my insanity [07:09:08] [Edgar]: i had made some "NEW" freinds [07:09:14] [Edgar]: who were as INSANE or CRAZY as me [07:09:17] [Edgar]: but thats okay [07:09:21] [Edgar]: when your insane and crazy [07:09:27] [Edgar]: you look at the world DIFFRENTLY [07:09:35] [Edgar]: .. [07:09:39] [Edgar]: so there was this homeless guy [07:09:42] [Edgar]: who always seemed to be [07:09:46] [Edgar]: where ever i was [07:09:50] [Edgar]: sorta spooky [07:09:55] [Edgar]: but i called him "MUMBLES" [07:10:00] [Edgar]: mainly because he didnt talk [07:10:06] [Edgar]: he just wandered around MUMBLING [07:10:11] [Edgar]: but no matter how far i walked [07:10:15] [Edgar]: or where i went that day [07:10:22] [Edgar]: he would almost always [07:10:24] [Edgar]: weridly [07:10:27] [Edgar]: seem to be in the same place [07:10:30] [Edgar]: right ahead or right behind me [07:10:33] [Edgar]: MUMBLING away [07:10:38] [Edgar]: .. [07:10:42] [Edgar]: i dont know if mumbles even spoke english [07:10:49] [Edgar]: but its not something i really questioned [07:10:54] [Edgar]: after all at the time i was INSANE and CRAZY [07:10:54] [Edgar]: .. [07:11:06] [Edgar]: i was pretty good freinds with MUMBLES [07:11:15] [Edgar]: for as much a freind you could be with somebody [07:11:21] [Edgar]: who didnt speak just sorta MUMBLED [07:11:32] [Edgar]: but as a homeless person [07:11:37] [Edgar]: you do ALOT OF WALKING [07:11:42] [Edgar]: after all you dont have a home [07:11:47] [Edgar]: and you always need things [07:11:49] [Edgar]: that you find in a home [07:11:51] [Edgar]: like food or what not [07:11:53] [Edgar]: .. [07:11:56] [Edgar]: and you cant even get water locally [07:12:01] [Edgar]: because eventaully you get /banned [07:12:07] [Edgar]: from every where thats walking distance [07:12:12] [Edgar]: and since you still want a "HOME" [07:12:15] [Edgar]: or a place to return to [07:12:20] [Edgar]: the longer your homeless [07:12:24] [Edgar]: the farther and father you have to walk [07:12:29] [Edgar]: just to get the basic essentials [07:12:33] [Edgar]: like food.. and water.. and stuff like that [07:12:34] [Edgar]: .. [07:12:41] [Edgar]: so my HOMELESS home at the time [07:12:47] [Edgar]: was this abandoned bank [07:12:51] [Edgar]: pretty nifty actaully [07:12:55] [Edgar]: it was probably built in the 50's [07:13:06] [Edgar]: and abandoned or bankrupt in the 70's or 80's [07:13:11] [Edgar]: .. [07:13:15] [Edgar]: so it had OLD FASHIONED security [07:13:23] [Edgar]: after all banks dont have cameras in the 50's [07:13:26] [Edgar]: thats TOO HIGH TECH [07:13:32] [Edgar]: they have SNIPER TOWERS [07:13:36] [Edgar]: so that when you ROB them [07:13:39] [Edgar]: they just kill you [07:13:44] [Edgar]: before you get half way across the parking lot [07:13:53] [Edgar]: and they pay armed security garuds [07:13:55] [Edgar]: to sit up there all day [07:13:58] [Edgar]: in case the bank gets robbed [07:13:59] [Edgar]: .. [07:14:01] [Edgar]: real intresting setup [07:14:06] [Edgar]: it has a (BLUFF) or false wall [07:14:10] [Edgar]: that looks like its part of the bank [07:14:15] [Edgar]: then these little SNIPER STEPS [07:14:23] [Edgar]: like oOo [07:14:28] [Edgar]: so they can SNIPE ya [07:14:35] [Edgar]: after you rob their bank [07:14:40] [Edgar]: plus since the security has to sit up there all day [07:14:42] [Edgar]: bored to death [07:14:45] [Edgar]: they have LOCKERS [07:14:49] [Edgar]: so you can put your clothes and stuff in them [07:14:54] [Edgar]: or i guess your packed lunch i guess [07:15:03] [Edgar]: even a drinking foutain in case you get thristy [07:15:14] [Edgar]: and a bathroom (both are broken) [07:15:14] [Edgar]: but [07:15:19] [Edgar]: you can see how it was built [07:15:21] [Edgar]: as a (SNIPER TOWER) [07:15:23] [Edgar]: just the way its setup [07:15:26] [Edgar]: which i found intresting [07:15:33] [Edgar]: for a bank probably that was built in the 50's [07:15:34] [Edgar]: .. [07:15:40] [Edgar]: its got a real clear view [07:15:42] [Edgar]: of everything around you [07:15:48] [Edgar]: yet.. is all behind this cement BLUFF [07:15:58] [Edgar]: that looks like its part of the building [07:16:03] [Edgar]: rather than covering you sitting on the roof [07:16:08] [Edgar]: because from the ground [07:16:10] [Edgar]: it looks like the roof is FLAT [07:16:16] [Edgar]: but in reality the sniper tower [07:16:18] [Edgar]: is setup like that [07:16:28] [Edgar]: so it doesnt look like there are armed security on the roof [07:16:31] [Edgar]: real smart tech [07:16:33] [Edgar]: for its time frame i guess [07:16:34] [Edgar]: .. [07:16:40] [Edgar]: in any case this bank has been abandoned [07:16:50] [Edgar]: and some homeless freind of mine [07:16:53] [Edgar]: figured out this SETUP [07:16:57] [Edgar]: and arranged some rope [07:17:00] [Edgar]: on a tree and this and that [07:17:06] [Edgar]: to get to the top of the bank [07:17:10] [Edgar]: (how he figured this out is beyond me) [07:17:12] [Edgar]: but irrelevent [07:17:16] [Edgar]: i certinly wasnt smart enuf to anyway [07:17:19] [Edgar]: but for now [07:17:21] [Edgar]: this was "HOME" for me [07:17:22] [Edgar]: .. [07:17:34] [Edgar]: now my freinds got it setup real sweet up top [07:17:40] [Edgar]: wall to wall capreting and everything [07:17:45] [Edgar]: like a tree house fort or hut [07:17:48] [Edgar]: when i say wall to wall [07:17:52] [Edgar]: i mean ceiling and sides [07:17:55] [Edgar]: for insulation [07:18:01] [Edgar]: hes a real construction/carpeter and a half [07:18:02] [Edgar]: but i admit [07:18:04] [Edgar]: the sniper tower [07:18:05] [Edgar]: makes it easy [07:18:08] [Edgar]: cuz it was already built [07:18:15] [Edgar]: for gaurds to sit up there all day anyway [07:18:18] [Edgar]: but making it into a home [07:18:21] [Edgar]: took a bit of extra work [07:18:24] [Edgar]: and my homeless frind [07:18:27] [Edgar]: sorta setup "homeless apts" [07:18:29] [Edgar]: on that roof [07:18:33] [Edgar]: for his invited homeless guets [07:18:37] [Edgar]: which i guess i was lucky enuf to be one [07:18:38] [Edgar]: .. [07:18:51] [Edgar]: ok thats irrelevent to this next song and dance [07:18:55] [Edgar]: so let me try to get to the relevent part of it [07:18:56] [Edgar]: .. [07:19:01] [Edgar]: i am homeless [07:19:06] [Edgar]: but this abandoned bank roof top [07:19:11] [Edgar]: is still my home for the moment [07:19:22] [Edgar]: so its my static address i guess [07:19:28] [Edgar]: at least for these next few months [07:19:29] [Edgar]: .. [07:19:39] [Edgar]: now surrounding this bank [07:19:43] [Edgar]: are lots of resturants and bussinesses [07:19:46] [Edgar]: never eat where you shit [07:19:51] [Edgar]: but im new to being homeless [07:19:53] [Edgar]: i dont know this yet [07:19:56] [Edgar]: .. [07:19:59] [Edgar]: so i pan handle locally [07:20:06] [Edgar]: get aressted and chassed away [07:20:13] [Edgar]: i try to use the bathroom locally [07:20:18] [Edgar]: of course im a face they see everyday [07:20:22] [Edgar]: call the cops and chasse away [07:20:27] [Edgar]: im also lazy [07:20:30] [Edgar]: i dont want to walk any further then i have to [07:20:31] [Edgar]: but.. [07:20:33] [Edgar]: .. [07:20:37] [Edgar]: i keep getting banned [07:20:40] [Edgar]: now i cant get water [07:20:43] [Edgar]: or use the bathroom [07:20:49] [Edgar]: in a 3 mile radius [07:20:53] [Edgar]: without risk of getting arrested [07:20:57] [Edgar]: now the bank is my static home [07:21:01] [Edgar]: so when i wake up in the morning [07:21:03] [Edgar]: i gotta make my way [07:21:05] [Edgar]: 3 miles from home [07:21:11] [Edgar]: like any other comutter [07:21:15] [Edgar]: so i can get food. water.. pan handle [07:21:18] [Edgar]: and i guess back home again to sleep [07:21:19] [Edgar]: .. [07:21:29] [Edgar]: since i can walk in any direction [07:21:31] [Edgar]: in a 3 mile radius [07:21:34] [Edgar]: to clear my ban zone [07:21:42] [Edgar]: it doesnt really matter which direction i walk [07:21:49] [Edgar]: and i rarely walk in the same direction everyday [07:21:50] [Edgar]: .. [07:21:54] [Edgar]: so this brings us to MUMBLES [07:22:01] [Edgar]: maybe i walk 3 miles east today [07:22:04] [Edgar]: to clear my /BAN zone [07:22:08] [Edgar]: and waht the fuck [07:22:12] [Edgar]: is that mumbles diggin thru the trash [07:22:19] [Edgar]: why the fuck is he this far out here today!? [07:22:22] [Edgar]: .. [07:22:24] [Edgar]: so tommrow or a few days later [07:22:29] [Edgar]: i walk 3 miles NORTH [07:22:31] [Edgar]: and what do you know [07:22:35] [Edgar]: man alive its MUMBLES AGAIN!!! [07:22:40] [Edgar]: how come every where i walk today [07:22:42] [Edgar]: MUMBLES is already here [07:22:48] [Edgar]: .. [07:22:54] [Edgar]: probably cuz he is as banned as me [07:22:58] [Edgar]: in that 3 mile radius [07:23:02] [Edgar]: and his home is some where near mine [07:23:03] [Edgar]: like the bank [07:23:07] [Edgar]: just some place i cant see [07:23:09] [Edgar]: but thats irrelevent [07:23:09] [Edgar]: .. [07:23:25] [Edgar]: so i run into MUMBLES alot [07:23:30] [Edgar]: and in sign language [07:23:32] [Edgar]: we sorta talk [07:23:35] [Edgar]: mumbles mumbles [07:23:37] [Edgar]: i ramble [07:23:41] [Edgar]: and once in a while [07:23:46] [Edgar]: we share a random facial expression [07:23:50] [Edgar]: im not saying mumbles is like a dog [07:23:54] [Edgar]: but its kinda like how a boy behaves with one [07:23:56] [Edgar]: .. [07:24:08] [Edgar]: soemtimes mumbles will be real upset [07:24:13] [Edgar]: and ill try to comfort him [07:24:16] [Edgar]: but since he doesnt talk [07:24:20] [Edgar]: all i can do is ramble to him [07:24:22] [Edgar]: while he MUMBLES [07:24:25] [Edgar]: sobbing his tears [07:24:29] [Edgar]: trying to explain something to me [07:24:31] [Edgar]: which i cant understand [07:24:34] [Edgar]: but sorta nod and pretend i can [07:24:35] [Edgar]: .. [07:24:44] [Edgar]: thats the kinda freinds me and mumbles are i guess [07:24:49] [Edgar]: mainly we walk together thru the streets [07:24:52] [Edgar]: me rambling.. him mumbling [07:24:55] [Edgar]: neither of us paying attention [07:24:57] [Edgar]: to what the other is saying [07:25:03] [Edgar]: but thats not why were freinds [07:25:04] [Edgar]: .. [07:25:21] [Edgar]: in any case [07:25:24] [Edgar]: my truck is abandoned [07:25:30] [Edgar]: about 5 miles down the road [07:25:33] [Edgar]: becuase im not smart enuf yet [07:25:36] [Edgar]: to pan handle for gas [07:25:39] [Edgar]: no money for gas [07:25:42] [Edgar]: no way to move the truck [07:25:44] [Edgar]: its just abandoned there [07:25:46] [Edgar]: out of gas [07:25:47] [Edgar]: .. [07:25:58] [Edgar]: in some random doughnut parking lot [07:26:06] [Edgar]: doubnut store knows who i am [07:26:09] [Edgar]: sez its cool if i keep my truck there [07:26:15] [Edgar]: its not like their parking lot is over flowing with customers [07:26:16] [Edgar]: and well.. [07:26:20] [Edgar]: i dont have proper pan handle skills [07:26:26] [Edgar]: to get money for gas [07:26:30] [Edgar]: so that will have to do [07:26:35] [Edgar]: once in a while ill put a little in the tank [07:26:42] [Edgar]: to turn it over so the battery doesnt die [07:26:45] [Edgar]: but i dont have enuf money or skills [07:26:49] [Edgar]: to move it from the parking lot [07:26:50] [Edgar]: .. [07:27:03] [Edgar]: anyway im good freinds with mumbles now [07:27:06] [Edgar]: good enuf where i can trust him [07:27:14] [Edgar]: ]so i take him to my abandon truck [07:27:20] [Edgar]: to show him and stuff [07:27:23] [Edgar]: which is easy with mumbles [07:27:27] [Edgar]: because if i walk in one direction he follows [07:27:33] [Edgar]: if he walks in another direction i follow [07:27:34] [Edgar]: like a dog [07:27:38] [Edgar]: we dont need alot of communication [07:27:40] [Edgar]: ater alll [07:27:43] [Edgar]: he is always mumbling [07:27:46] [Edgar]: and im always rambling [07:27:52] [Edgar]: its not about "LISTENING" [07:27:55] [Edgar]: me and mumbles dont care [07:27:57] [Edgar]: about that kinda thing [07:28:01] [Edgar]: he mumbles to be mumblin [07:28:04] [Edgar]: i ramble to be rambling [07:28:09] [Edgar]: and we just enjoy each others company [07:28:15] [Edgar]: even if neither can understand [07:28:18] [Edgar]: what the other is saying [07:28:19] [Edgar]: .. [07:28:28] [Edgar]: so im gonna take him to my truck today [07:28:33] [Edgar]: cuz i got about 75 cents [07:28:36] [Edgar]: and i want to put it in my truck [07:28:41] [Edgar]: so the battery doesnt go dead [07:28:44] [Edgar]: with this gas can i got [07:28:52] [Edgar]: so i fill up the gas can [07:28:56] [Edgar]: and sorta motion mumbles like lets go man [07:29:03] [Edgar]: 5 miles down the road [07:29:06] [Edgar]: to the direction of my truck [07:29:13] [Edgar]: .. [07:29:18] [Edgar]: when we get to my truck [07:29:22] [Edgar]: MUMBLES face just lights up [07:29:26] [Edgar]: he CANT BELIVE [07:29:31] [Edgar]: this is *MY* truck [07:29:36] [Edgar]: as i pour the gas into it [07:29:40] [Edgar]: hes real IMPRESSED [07:29:44] [Edgar]: (keep in mind mumbles doesnt talk) [07:29:49] [Edgar]: so everything is done by facial expression [07:29:53] [Edgar]: or tone or inflection in his mumbling [07:29:56] [Edgar]: but i can tell he is IMPRESSED [07:29:59] [Edgar]: he seems very excited in any case [07:30:07] [Edgar]: so i ramble explain my situation [07:30:10] [Edgar]: even thogh i dont even know [07:30:13] [Edgar]: if m umbles knows english [07:30:18] [Edgar]: i figure he can make it out [07:30:23] [Edgar]: by my tone and gesutres [07:30:25] [Edgar]: just like i do his MUMBLES [07:30:26] [Edgar]: .. [07:30:37] [Edgar]: its an intresting realtionship [07:30:40] [Edgar]: beause me and mumbles [07:30:43] [Edgar]: never share 2 words of english [07:30:49] [Edgar]: yet we seem to communicate [07:30:53] [Edgar]: like homeless cave men just fine [07:30:54] [Edgar]: .. [07:31:02] [Edgar]: i dont know what race mumbles is [07:31:09] [Edgar]: but im pretty certin its not american [07:31:12] [Edgar]: althogh which i am not sure [07:31:14] [Edgar]: something european [07:31:15] *** Mode change "+b *!*@02-165.018.popsite.net" for channel #_ by _ . [07:31:15] *** [Edgar] has been kicked from _ by _: idiot |
» alphtrion replied on Thu Mar 6, 2003 @ 12:50pm. Posted in METALLICA/DEFTONES!!! JULY 20th , 2003. |
i'll be there... anyone have any ideas how to sneak in cameras? (like all metallica shows, any cameras, tape recorders or camcorders are strictly forbidden) |
» alphtrion replied on Thu Mar 6, 2003 @ 12:43pm. Posted in Expencive Only Local Parties. |
you'd figure with that amount of money they'd afford a real domain instead of the shitty surf.to crap... i mean even tipsy has his own domain and he spins for booze... ;) j/k oh and it's "expensive" btw... |
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