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Great Work Of God!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Wed Feb 11, 2004 @ 9:23pm |
 Coolness: 91900 | i got this in my email today
Dear beloved in Christ, Greetings in the wonderful name of our Lord Jesus! May the Lord’s favour and peace be multiplied to you, see Numbers 6:24-26; 2 Peter 1:2. It is a priviledge to share this great testimony with you, to God be thy glory. I am Brother Pualson Ahmed, Happilly married to my wife with two children. During a prayer and fasting session in our church i asked God Almighty to direct me to an honest person that will use this Fund righteously to reach the needy, the less priviledge and lost souls. For the word of God says, "what shall it profict a man if he gains the whole world, and loss his soul". The bible also says, "the blessing of God comes supernaturally and it is through Divine favour". The amount involved, is $6.5m US dollar (six million, five hundred US dollars) This fund was aquired when i was in the world. Then, after given my life to God, i packaged and sealed the fund in a trunk box and deposited it with a Security Company here in Nigeria. Brother, i will like you to immediately send me your particulars, full names, full address, private telephone and fax numbers to enable me procure the necessary documents covering the fund. As soon as i receive your particulars, I will start up all the necessary process on how the funds will get to you. Be informed that as soon as this fund is in your possession, i shall join you in your country to see how the fund will be use for the things that will glorify God. I will appreciate if you can call me 234 80 35793337 for further discussion. Yours in Christ, Bro. Pualson Ahmed |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Wed Feb 11, 2004 @ 9:24pm |
| Coolness: 91900 | here's my reply i sent to mr. ahmed
Dear Mr. Ahmed, PRAISE THE LORD!! All this time I have secretely longed to perform God's work, and now that you have offered me six and a half million dollars, I will finally have the chance to do so! I have prepared all my confidential financial information for your use, including credit card numbers, account balances, and so forth, but before I offer this information to you, I thought we should discuss some of the particulars of God's work. You see, God has visited me several times after I ingested high doses of psychedelic mushrooms, and he has informed me of his glorious Will, which is our duty to carry out, by the grace of God. The first term of God's plan is for us to acquire and train six Nigerian elephants to dance on inflatable beach balls while trumpeting to the tune of "God save the Queen". We then must kidnap George W. Bush, force-feed him several hits of acid, and present to him our glorious elephant performance. After that, well....God will reveal the next step in due time. As strange as this sounds, my dear brother of God, Mr. Ahmed, we must not doubt God's word, for the Lord works in mysterious ways. I eagerly await your answer, Mr. Ahmed, as we together praise the Lord for this marvelous day. Sincerely, Dan Barazani |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Wed Feb 11, 2004 @ 9:35pm |
 Coolness: 66200 | bahah that's funny! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 12:53am |
 Coolness: 69185 | haha... niger is a funny name for a country...
i guess nigeria is funny too |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 12:25pm |
 Coolness: 81900 | In this world God is everything, and God is nothing...
If you look hard enough you may find what you're looking for... ! Phoenix ! "Let not my lord be offended; for thou knowest this people, that they are prone to evil." (Exodus 32:22) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
 Coolness: 685800 | His name was Ahmed Pualson...
His name was Ahmed Pualson... His name was Ahmed Pualson... His name was Ahmed Pualson...... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 8:11pm |
 Coolness: 201435 | man I want to live in nigeria they seem to be just giving money away there! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 8:38pm |
| Coolness: 64115 | it's a scam
was on the news a while ago |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Feb 12, 2004 @ 11:03pm |
 Coolness: 126980 | oh no
i gave my money away already! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 8:48am |
 Coolness: 121125 | "it's a scam"
for real??????? no.... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 8:49am |
 Coolness: 165010 | ppl are droppin the n bomb too freely here grr |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 8:51am |
| Coolness: 121125 | yeah, shame on them mothafuckas
white ppl... *sigh* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 8:55am |
| Coolness: 165010 | i dont like ppl in general! just my friends ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 10:53am |
| Coolness: 81900 | Originally posted by [SCREWHEAD]...
His name was Ahmed Pualson...... In death, a member of project mayhem has a name... His name was Robert Paulson... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 10:56am |
 Coolness: 282665 | Do you guys actually believe in God or are you just mocking? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:07am |
| Coolness: 81900 | God is a DJ... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:14am |
| Coolness: 685800 | God is a HHC DJ!
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:56am |
| Coolness: 282665 | Yah right! Tipsy aint no God...
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