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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 2:56am |
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If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and he presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply pissing in the sink. Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by her younger sisters name. See how long you can 'stay mounted'. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 2:59am |
| Coolness: 685810 | And while I'm at it, something for Tipsy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 2:59am |
 Coolness: 299545 | *shakes hand* hello, and welcome to last year (nah im not posting the picture cuz thats lame) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 3:49am |
 Coolness: 77260 | *cries*
i hate midgets ..midgets scare me sooo bad...that was teh most traumatising thing ive ever seen *cries* *cries some more* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 3:50am |
 Coolness: 194245 | eeeeeeeeeeeek  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 11:01am |
 Coolness: 2970 | tipsy..u like that thing ? kanky video ? lolololll :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 11:05am |
| Coolness: 3010 | isa migdet are great the look like pets sometimes lol ( im mean sorry ) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Wed Oct 9, 2002 @ 9:53pm |
 Coolness: 144450 | Your advice is kinda...not good. |
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