The Pirate Thread
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| omg!!! you both are LOSERS! |
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| Is it just me or is there something about that picture that screams "homosexual" |
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| maybe it was me screaning "homosexual" just before that pictures were taken? |
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| that or the fact that you both look ready to jack each other off... |
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| .... with a knife? |
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| Yeah, where'd the bathroom pictures go? |
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| besides, i have this picture of some dumbass idiot looking as he usually does... |
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| the knives are in your mouths....your hands are ripe and ready for the man stroking...all that practice with your Dad is beginning to pay off Ian |
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| damn that's a sexy face.
smile like a doughnut. |
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| I believe that was the first time I met...you can understand my reaction at seeing your face |
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| you saw me, then immediately wanted to suck my dick eh? i suppose.... (?) |
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| M.Monkey:
read this off [ dogsonacid.com ] (DnB forum)
M'sure you'll get a laugh.
So I Was Taking A Piss In The Public Bathroom At School......
And I hear "Flap flap flap flap flap" and grunting coming from the handicapped stall (the large one that you can fit like 15 people in). At first I just ignored it and walked out of the bathroom, but then when I saw a friend of mine and started talking with him, I decided to mention it as I though it was pretty funny.
Well, anyone that has ever been in a public restroom stall knows that the lock can be undone from the outside with the aid of a coin or screwdriver.
My friend decided it would not only be funny, but teach whoever was in there a lesson about jacking off in public if he opened the door and yelled "busted". Well, he put a dime into the little slot on the outside of the door and ever so slowly turned it until it was open (without the person that was jacking off realizing it). Well, he flings open the door real fast, yells, "Busted mother fucker" and standing there jerking off a 20 something year old student was a male professor of about 45-50. And let me just say the look on both of their faces was fucking priceless (even though I did think what my friend did was REALLY wrong).
Now the worst part is that after the 10 seconds of shock wore off, my friend flung the door open again (which they had closed) and took a picture with his fancy ass cell phone while they were rushing to get their clothes on, and sent it to a friend with instructions to save it to his pc.
I'lllookfor the picture..I think he posted it.
hold on a sec. |
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| I believe that was the first time I met...you can understand my reaction at seeing your face |
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| hahahaha, simon, dude, if you can get that pic. Dude that's gotta be fuckin' hillarious shit! |
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| please say its a picture of Ian |
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| arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg |
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| *kicks megan* |
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| yearrrrh!! Matey!
Shiver me timbers!! |
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| hey now kafwin!! |
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| Speaking of pirates, i still have that flag,and it's still taking care of my servers while i'm gone to work. |
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