I Have A Friend Who Needs To Get Laid
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| would someone please take notice of him?
he's starting to make me nuts, he gets like this every so often when he has to resort to his left hand...
he's fairly normal, kinda tall, likes drawing blood while giving oral pleasure. maybe you know him his names JEFF.
first bid for bachelor number one... two cents and a taco. |
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| dssssayeum! that's the price we pay for whores in Mexico.....yeah because a taco in Mexico is worth so much due to it's rarety. |
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| ha! |
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| according to his chart, jeffery hackett suffers from acute average penis and therefore is very self concious of his incredibly normal wang.
what he needs is a small nubile female whom he has the ability to eject against a wall and land on his wiener.
this phenomenon appears to have already occured but unfortunately this procedure needs to be repeated and practiced until the patient has overcome his fear of normal-dick.
hopefully with enough support from his friends, and pretty ardene wristbands with which he attracts these nubile beings, mister hackett will recover and continue on with his main love, epic trance. |
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| im behind you 100% |
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| I got a huge wang. |
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| I'm partly black, u know? |
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| So, what, does that mean you're too lazy to steal cars? |
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| Getting laid.. how fun! |
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| I need to get laid. |
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| rofl |
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| damn people
if all you want is to get laid, the world is your oyster |
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| ^^ Amanda is so right.
Its easy to get laid if you really want it.
If you're not getting laid, its because you're not REALLY looking for sex.
That or you're too ugly. |
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| EXACTLY.
werd Jackie |
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| I always thought that. Any fucking idiot can get laid......I know fucking idiots getting laid and there's nothing to brag about them. So yeah, getting laid, no biggy. I think Spooky won't admit that he's in fact looking for something else....something deeper, like love? come on....bring the "awwwww"s girls....hehe. |
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| ha. I could get laid, but i am saving myself for kira.
Or if i find that lil chicka i can throw across the room and catch her on my dick.
Thanks Nurse K, you're the bestest. When's my next sponge bath? |
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| No, I don't think love is a word I'm ever going to use for what it really means anymore. Like, I love music, I love nittle kitties, I love weed. But LOVE love, like another person, rest of your life, living together, etc.. I don't think I'm capable of loving any other humans like that anymore.
I just want sex. And I can't fucking find it. |
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| :D |
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| Anyone can find sex.. DUH! |
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| i'm too ugly |
I Have A Friend Who Needs To Get Laid
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