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Pussy Vs Iphone
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| who wins? |
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| I'm feeling republican right now.. |
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| WHO WAS PHONE? |
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| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. |
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| Its not a competition, they're just putting the "I" back in "team" |
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| I'm feeling soma right now.. |
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| what's this phone you speak of? |
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| Originally Posted By BR34TH3
Its not a competition, they're just putting the "I" back in "team"
Hahaha Br34th3 = HERO |
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| I'm feeling "you knoooowwww you're cuter tha right now.. |
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| lol Br34th3 |
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| I'm feeling black magik peace right now.. |
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| pussy... |
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| I'm feeling psyfun right now.. |
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| pussy forsure |
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| I'm feeling allonger right now.. |
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| ^^^
You've obviously never played Fruit Ninja... |
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| I'm feeling republican right now.. |
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| I can't believe I'm going to say this, but iPhone totally wins, if only for the fact that hot artsy chicks will think you're a real artist or a real musician because you use iProducts, so not only do you get the iPhone, but it also brings in the pussy! |
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| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
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| pfff |
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| I'm feeling fuck this, fuck you and fuck off right now.. |
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| let's just say i know where everyone can stick their iPhones .. :p |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| pussy... |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but iPhone totally wins, if only for the fact that hot artsy chicks will think you're a real artist or a real musician because you use iProducts, so not only do you get the iPhone, but it also brings in the pussy!
Nothing says "I love you" like a scrolling text across the iPhone screen saying "I love you" from across the room at a rave. Yeah, that guy would totally be creepy. Being social and not using an iPhone to get the girl, I think is better :) |
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| Pussy wins over any phone. Because if you're only brave enough to use a phone you're a pussy anyways, and you don't want to be labelled a cannibal.
I have a better question:
Blackberry or forced anal intercourse? |
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| I'm feeling like a bag of dicks right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but iPhone totally wins, if only for the fact that hot artsy chicks will think you're a real artist or a real musician because you use iProducts, so not only do you get the iPhone, but it also brings in the pussy!
so friggen true , and its not just a guy thing . i noticed the younger part of the 80s gen mostly have a iphone they are -constantly- chatting on , social skills of my age counterpart has gone to mediocre bullshit since the "i"rrival of the iphone. prolly cuz the graphix are so crisp and "oooh" i can fap on stretchmarks in public without nobody thinking that im actually doing this.
(meanwhile im looking at them wondering how they dont get they lag between irl and iphoneland)
society is dead to me, hense me looking for a farmgirl that didnt accomodate the whole country. but im daydreaming i know. im better off buying an animal and wallstreet actions .
id go iphone just to break it. |
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Pussy Vs Iphone
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