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You Might Be A Jaded Raver If...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 6:45am |
 Coolness: 72450 | You might be a JADED raver if...
-You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". -You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. -You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. -When you do dance, you "battle". -You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status". -You find out just how crooked promoters really are. -You hate massives. -You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. -You say "the scene" a lot. -You find out how much better European electronic music really is. -You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. -You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. -When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. -You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is. -You realize how lame progressive trance is. -You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. -You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving. -You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either. -The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. -You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show". -You learn to break. -If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once. -You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one. -The bartenders know you by name and have your drink ready for you. -You drink beer at after parties. -You quit collecting fliers. -You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those fucking little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!" -You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. -You can't remember much in general. -You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were. -You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. -You are actually called by your real name. -You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves. -You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy. -You talk shit as much as possible. -You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") -You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. -You DESPISE candy. -You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. -You know what a 303 is. -You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world. -You realize shell toes are shitty shoes. -You can't count how many pairs you have owned. -You know that post-rave sex is awful. -You've punted kids who tried to get in a circle that were outta their league. -You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance. -You know that LA ravers can't dance worth a shit. -You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks. -You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. -You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. -You read URB. -You have daydreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw. !!! hehehe... -Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. -You know why GHB and special K are for fucking idiots. -You understand electro and minimal techno now. -You hate rave hoe's. -You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. -You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. -You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. -You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority. -You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a big zipper fleece looks fucking ill. -You say "ill" a lot. -You have replaced Caffeine, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. -You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. -You find the jungle room much more appealing now. -You can actually dance to jungle. -You hate Coolworld and MTV... -You laugh out loud when you walk into Cafe Innermezzo and they're playing jungle and D&B. -You see guys from your high school football team at a party. -You know raving is mainstream as fuck. -The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. -You can retell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. -You hate Anthem tracks. -Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely fucked up. -You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories. -You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 8:13am |
 Coolness: 63955 | bahahahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» lilmissmeow replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 9:48am |
 Coolness: 72850 | i musta read that 10 times in the past 2 years.
I think I might be jaded. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 10:27am |
 Coolness: 144280 | THIS THING HAS BEEN POSTED 4753647584 TIMES |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 1:50pm |
 Coolness: 471855 | Why stay somewhere if you don't like it ?
Why struggle ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:10pm |
 Coolness: 276485 | You mightbe jaded if you yawn when you read the first one and then skip the rest cause you've seen it posted so many times. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:19pm |
| Coolness: 144280 | hahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:22pm |
 Coolness: 150510 | We are all addicted and have nothing better to do. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:26pm |
| Coolness: 144280 | what are u talking about mico? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:27pm |
| Coolness: 471855 | So hard to be a raver hey !!!!!
Can i laugh ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Apr 23, 2003 @ 3:42pm |
| Coolness: 148865 | ok... most of those things apply to me... but i was never a raver before... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 471855 | Why are you on RAVEwave then ???? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 3:13pm |
 Coolness: 92545 | i didnt read any of it
i hate reading gens jaded i dont think i am |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 3:29pm |
| Coolness: 144280 | seb...hahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 4:50pm |
 Coolness: 238670 | seen that post a couple of times
Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 5:01pm |
| Coolness: 150510 | What am I talking sbout?
I don't know about you, but I think alot of that shit can be applied to many people I party with-- besides hating happy hardcore. Like Galaxy said: If people don't like why stay? It's either becuase you can't stop because you like it so much or like I said "addicted". Or maybe I guess your just not jaded ravers. *I'll be quiet now..* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 7:58pm |
| Coolness: 148865 | seb: because i like you all so much! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 8:09pm |
 Coolness: 152560 | When you are going to Italy and you don't realy know when your leaving... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 8:19pm |
 Coolness: 71300 | heyyy if you knew the whole story id seem less jaded......ok, so im going to italy soon, i know this should be exciting *BUT* i am going with my mother and i have really not been getting along with her at all well....i know im a spoilt brat, ive been to italy many times and its rilly just a family visit thing for me now.....so i get to spend 10 days sitting at home with my mom and various other relatives that i have very little to say to, nothing to do cuz i dont have a car, not allowed to do what i want, get talked to like im a fucking 15 year old....oh yay yep im gonna have a great [ time......ca ] me jaded if you want i guess, i dont think i am generally but i guess maybe im wrong. poo. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Thu Apr 24, 2003 @ 8:22pm |
| Coolness: 141415 | dissapear, the moms will worry, but you'll have some fun |
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