Everytime You Masturbate , God Kills A Kitten!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:12pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:23pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:26pm |
 Coolness: 685565 | ...and every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:30pm |
 Coolness: 159095 | ... and every time you masturbate to God, a kitten kills! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:37pm |
| Coolness: 66030 | LAMO - i love reading this shit when im at work...so entertaining! ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:42pm |
| Coolness: 685565 | ..if we all masturbate, will a kitten become god??? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 8:58pm |
| Coolness: 66030 | Since we all do at one time or another...i guess God ISSSS a kitten! O_o ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 9:10pm |
 Coolness: 84200 | Or is every kitten a God since we all do masturbate sometimes ? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 9:21pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead replied on Mon Dec 28, 2009 @ 9:30pm |
 Coolness: 75645 | Has anyone pondered the cause-effect relationship here? Is it possible that God isn't killing kittens because we masturbate... that God is in fact killing kittens in order to encourage us to get our kits off with increased frequency?
Just a thought. ...and does the kitten killing end at onanism, or does it extend to acts of coitus interruptus? Y'know... pulling out and spraying batter on the small of the back - does that result in a dead kitten, or is that viewed as like...some kind of a lesser act that only requires the kitten to be sprayed with a bit of water? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» o_skoo_bigwheela replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 2:13am |
| Coolness: 66030 | Originally Posted By FISHEAD
Has anyone pondered the cause-effect relationship here? Is it possible that God isn't killing kittens because we masturbate... that God is in fact killing kittens in order to encourage us to get our kits off with increased frequency? Just a thought. ...and does the kitten killing end at onanism, or does it extend to acts of coitus interruptus? Y'know... pulling out and spraying batter on the small of the back - does that result in a dead kitten, or is that viewed as like...some kind of a lesser act that only requires the kitten to be sprayed with a bit of water? hmmm no. But now that i am pondering what your pondering....i second this splendid thought - MORE "GETTING OUR KITS OFF" FOR EVERYONE!! ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 7:40am |
 Coolness: 44625 | Originally Posted By BATZ
glad I dont really like cats What about this one?  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 7:56am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 8:06am |
| Coolness: 159095 | IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EARS !!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 8:07am |
| Coolness: 115510 | aaah voyons arrete
yest trop beau ^^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 8:16am |
| Coolness: 89715 | Originally Posted By SMASHLEY506
What about this one?
Scottish Folds are probly the only cats I like Update » FUCKERS wrote on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 8:57am oh and hum V3r510n2m1nu51 .. like the name says, they are folded |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 11:43am |
| Coolness: 44625 | Yes, they definitely have ears. :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 11:46am |
 Coolness: 226250 | Wait, that pulls up a few questions...
What if I masterbate a kitten? What happens then? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 11:48am |
| Coolness: 685565 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
Wait, that pulls up a few questions... What if I masterbate a kitten? What happens then? god kills himself. then you go to jail  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 11:49am |
| Coolness: 226250 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
god kills himself. then you go to jail
I can bring the kitteh wiff me, right? |
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