...and Today'S 'Idiot Of The Day' Award Goes To...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 685630 | 
[ www.iheartchaos.com ] "This guy brought a monitor, Xbox, wi-fi router, external HD, earphones with mouthpiece and a controller (disguised under a NY Post, no less).
He proceeded to play Quake/Halo/Call of Duty...some nerd fighter game while yelling out instructions to his "teammates". Took him 20 minutes to set it all up. Took him 2 minutes to get kicked out. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 2:07pm |
 Coolness: 76180 | hhhhahahahaha...
hehehhheheheh... ha! |
| I'm feeling hurt right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 4:23pm |
 Coolness: 159160 | Wow. All this in the name of free library wi-fi.
Dumb AND cheap. FAIL. |
| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mutante replied on Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 5:13pm |
 Coolness: 76220 | is he idiot enough to read books at home then? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 5:16pm |
 Coolness: 131635 | state of the art technology , and elitism goes hand in hand.
and the " no children left behind " and the " one computer per child " does not. i still vote for [ rave.ca ] pierror. |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Sun Aug 30, 2009 @ 7:00am |
 Coolness: 108845 | nice one |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Aug 30, 2009 @ 8:56am |
 Coolness: 89780 | Cookie Monster Failorz!
MALAYSIAN police have arrested a thief who fell asleep after snacking on cookies in the home of his victim and was discovered curled up in bed clutching a stolen purse, a newspaper has reported. V. Sathya, an insurance manager in the northern Malaysian state of Terengganu, said his nine-year old son was startled to find the intruder sleeping in his bed, with a blanket pulled over his head, after the family returned from a shopping trip. “He shouted and ran out of his room,” Sathya told the Star newspaper. “Even then the burglar did not wake up and carried on sleeping while holding on to one of my wife’s purses.” The thief also ate up the cookies the family had prepared for Chinese New Year celebrations next weekend. “My wife had prepared various delicacies over the past few days but the rogue ate everything,” said Sathya, who is married to an ethnic Chinese. source: [ www.news.com.au ] |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 6:23am |
| Coolness: 685630 | Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
By Edward Marshall, Journal Staff Writer POSTED: September 16, 2009 MARTINSBURG - The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings. Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary. According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim's home after she reported the burglary. She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window. There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar. The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer. The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer. The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate. During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim's house. Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker's. The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn't live there. He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim's home but he refused. As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail. If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 6:42am |
 Coolness: 86545 | ^^^
bahahaha. what a fucking moron |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» R.C.A replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 1:10pm |
 Coolness: 43185 | wtf? "I'm robbing someone but I think i'll take a break and check my fucking fb? " loooool fucking tool. |
| I'm feeling i'm gonna marry spor right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Mon Sep 21, 2009 @ 10:46am |
| Coolness: 86545 | check out these geniuses...
---- TV confession lands shoplifters in jail Don't tell Dr. Phil if you've committed a crime September 21, 2009 Tony Perry Los Angeles Times SAN DIEGO, Calif.– Even by the confessional standards of the Dr. Phil television show, it was a whopper of an admission. The nicely dressed couple said they had roamed several states as shoplifters, stealing mostly toys, selling them on the Internet and making as much as $1 million (U.S.) over seven years. "I'm no lawyer or a cop," said show host Phil McGraw, incredulously, "but isn't that a federal crime?" The wife paused, then said, "Yeah, it is." Last week, a federal grand jury in San Diego agreed, handing down an indictment against Matthew Allen Eaton, 34, and his wife, Laura, 26. And, as McGraw predicted, the transcript and video of last November's show are central to the prosecution's case. The indictment, for moving stolen goods across state lines, says the Eatons sold more than $100,000 worth of stolen goods using eBay and PayPal over a 12-month period – a crime prosecutors call "e-fencing." More than 500 boxes of toys and other items were carted off when investigators from the San Diego Regional Fraud Task Force raided the couple's suburban home in San Marcos, Calif. The Eatons had approached the Dr. Phil show with the offer to tell their story. They answered his questions politely and with only slight hesitation. They even provided a home video of an out-of-state road trip – the indictment suggests it was to Arizona and Texas – in which they smoothly ripped off several stores with their three young children in tow, and mailed the stolen goods back home. The toddlers, they said on the video, are good decoys. "Sometimes we just kind of go in together as a nice little family to make it seem like we're normal people, and we don't look like the kind of people that steal," Matthew Eaton said. "We have our kids with us, and they usually always buy it." Laura Eaton provided a typical inventory of the loot. Sometimes they would stuff goodies into their pockets; other times they would boldly walk out of stores. "We steal diapers, wipes, shoes, socks, clothes, food," she said on the video. "This scanner, desk, the lamp, swords, filing cabinet, TV, this computer, trash can, cabinets, movies, paper shredder." McGraw was not the only person surprised at what the Eatons told him and a television audience of about 5 million. "In 20 years of fraud cases, I've never seen anything like this: a taped confession before a national audience," said Secret Service agent Greg Meyer, who worked on the case. Paul Pfingst, a former two-term San Diego County district attorney and now a defence attorney, said, "In the hall of fame of dumb crooks, these people will have a prominent position." The arraignment judge, U.S. magistrate Ruben Brooks, ordered the couple to undergo mental health counselling as a condition of bail. By the time the couple chatted with McGraw, they knew the San Diego County Sheriff's Department was investigating them for shoplifting a toy from a Target store, a possible misdemeanour. The show propelled the investigation and brought in federal officers. So why did they go on television? Matthew Eaton told Dr. Phil he and his wife felt gripped by a shoplifting compulsion and that only by blowing their own cover did they think they could stop. "Putting it out in the open and knowing that everybody's seen us now," he said, "it'll help us to not want to go to the stores because we're going to feel like they're going to recognize us now. "And I think it's something to help us stop." The couple claimed to be kleptomaniacs, which McGraw, who has a doctorate in clinical psychology, suggested is baloney. Kleptomaniacs steal for thrills, not profit, he said. On camera, the couple was matter-of-fact; not remorseful but not boastful, though they admitted the spree was "a little fun." Matthew Eaton said he had thought about more serious crime. "I've thought of going into a bank and just getting one teller's money and getting in and getting out," he said. "But there's no way I could really do something like that. It's just too dangerous." Laura Eaton said the couple had dreams of using the profits to start a legitimate toy business. Now they are indigent and could face five years in prison. Their children – ages 4, 2 and 1 – were placed with relatives after the couple was arrested. Matthew Eaton's employment record is checkered. He has worked as a security guard and a supervisor at a gas station. An auto-detailing business he founded flopped, leading him to file for personal bankruptcy in 2000 to try to shed personal debts and a bill from the U.S. Internal Revenue Service. The Eatons moved to Las Vegas in 2007, but within months had moved back to San Diego County. Some attempts were made to shield their identities when they appeared on Dr. Phil. They were referred to by their last names, but no references were made to San Diego or its suburbs. When the fraud task force cranked up its investigation in recent months, an attorney representing the couple complained a Dr. Phil producer had tricked the couple by promising psychological help and, if they were indicted, bail money and a legal defence fund – assertions the show denies. Only one toy is mentioned in the indictment, a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon, allegedly stolen from the Target store in Vista, Calif., a crime that brought the Eatons to local sheriff's detectives' attention. In court, defence lawyers said the couple have long suffered from depression. As the investigation closed in, each found legitimate employment: Matthew as an auto detailer; Laura as a home-care helper for the disabled, their attorneys told the magistrate at arraignment. Nothing in the indictment or court documents suggests the government will ask McGraw to testify. Last Monday, the couple pleaded not guilty. The magistrate set bail for Matthew Eaton at $35,000; for Laura Eaton at $25,000. She was bailed out quickly, with the help of family members. On Friday, her husband remained in the federal lockup in downtown San Diego. Each has a lawyer appointed by the court and paid with public funds. Neither lawyer would comment. On his show, McGraw warned the Eatons to quit their life of crime. "You better stop this, and you better stop it right now," he said, "because they're going to burn you down. ... I'm not just picking on you; I'm trying to help." It appears his advice was in vain. Four months later, the indictment alleges, the Eatons were still stealing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Sep 21, 2009 @ 10:57am |
| Coolness: 685630 | [ www.contracostatimes.com ]
Castro Valley man arrested, suspect in the killing of four people in Virginia FARMVILLE, Va. — A Castro Valley man who rapped about murder in songs posted on his MySpace page was arrested Saturday by investigators who suspect him of killing four people in a central Virginia college town. Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey, 20, was taken into custody at Richmond International Airport, where authorities believe he tried to catch a flight back to California. Officers found McCroskey asleep in the baggage claim area, said Farmville police Capt. Wade Stimpson. McCroskey is being held in Farmville, where he faces charges of first-degree murder, grand larceny of an automobile and robbery. McCroskey is scheduled to appear in court Monday. Officers found the bodies Friday afternoon in the home of Debra Kelley, an associate professor of sociology and criminal justice at Longwood University, school spokeswoman Gina Caldwell said Saturday. Authorities are awaiting identification of the dead from the state medical examiner's office, but that isn't expected until Monday. A university spokesman told the Richmond Times-Dispatch that Kelley was among the dead. According to the Richmond newspaper, police entered the home Friday when the smell of decomposing bodies was detected. An officer went to the house after receiving a call from the concerned mother of one of the residents. Police had also gone there a day earlier to check on the residents, but were told by a man there that the inhabitants were at a Advertisement movie. McCroskey was immersed in the so-called horrorcore rap music scene, and recorded songs that spoke of death, murder and mutilation under the name Syko Sam. His MySpace page says he has been rapping for a few months. One of several songs posted on his MySpace page under his stage name talks about the thrill of killing someone. A friend confirmed the site and the songs were McCroskey's. "You're not the first, just to let you know. I've killed many people and I kill them real slow. It's the best feeling, watching their last breath. Stabbing and stabbing till there's nothing left," McCroskey sings in "My Dark Side." One of the best-known horrorcore rappers, Pittsburg native Mario Delgado, told the Bay Area News Group that McCroskey traveled to many of his shows and sent him messages on MySpace. Delgado, who performs under the name Mars, said his violent lyrics do not condone murder. "That's what I sing about in my music, but it's pretend," he said. "But kids like this, it alters the way they're thinking. "It may inspire people to (kill), but normal people don't do that." The owner of a small, independent record label that specializes in the horrorcore genre said others shouldn't judge McCroskey by what they see on his Web site or hear in his music. Andres Shrim, who owns Serial Killin Records in New Mexico and performs under the name SickTanicK, described McCroskey as a "great kid" — articulate, smart and professional. Shrim said he has known McCroskey at least two years. "You would never, ever imagine that kid even being a suspect," Shrim said. "If he is found to be guilty, I would be 100 percent shocked." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Mon Sep 21, 2009 @ 11:05am |
 Coolness: 164840 | wtf theres an actual place call FARMVILLE haeheahaeh i bet i know their favorite game :D |
| I'm feeling analyzing charts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Sep 21, 2009 @ 11:07am |
 Coolness: 185395 | there's also a port in montreal called BikerDyke
it's just so awesome hahaha i think i stayed looking at the name for 5 minutes because i couldn't believe it haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 5:44am |
| Coolness: 164840 | a verdun ya une rue COOL :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 6:23am |
 Coolness: 102805 | Originally Posted By RECOIL
Only one toy is mentioned in the indictment, a Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon, allegedly stolen from the Target store in Vista, Calif., a crime that brought the Eatons to local sheriff's detectives' attention. That's a 680$ CAD toy right there. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 6:33am |
| Coolness: 89780 | and thats a big toy too |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 2:07pm |
 Coolness: 265995 | Originally Posted By APR1ZM
a verdun ya une rue COOL :) a psc y a la rue big trunk qui m'fait sourire. haha. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 2:18pm |
| Coolness: 72920 | à verdun ya une rue '' de la poudrière '' . C'est pas une farce, c'est vrais. |
| I'm feeling at peace right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Tue Sep 22, 2009 @ 2:21pm |
 Coolness: 106155 | [ maps.google.ca ] |
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