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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:09am |
 Coolness: 133585 | What's blue and fucks old people?
Hypothermia What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? The dishes if she knows what's good for her How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? They don't fucking listen What's yellow and green and eats nuts? Gonorrhoea Why did God create yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too How can you tell a macho woman? She rolls her own tampons Why do fags like ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it What do you get when you cross two black people? Your ass kicked What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Why do men pay more for car insurance? Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen? Mayonn aise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour Why do women call it PMS? Mad Cow Disease was already taken What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? They don't want to wear out the camel What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime? When the big hand touches the little hand.. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:15am |
 Coolness: 685565 | Wow, it's all bits and pieces of all the joke e-mails I've posted up in the past 6 months.. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:23am |
 Coolness: 54310 | rofl....just what i needed :)
*sigh* #1 booty and knows jokes...i'm in love hmmm.....so does Pat *sigh* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:36am |
| Coolness: 63880 | hahhahhahahahahahahah |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:38am |
| Coolness: 133585 | quiet spooky!
MWAH |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 1:43am |
| Coolness: 54310 | $pooky's just jaded 'cause he's seen everything the net has to offer, so it's all played out
but i'm a fucking NoOb so it's funny :) $spooky.....c'mon over, i'll show ya something you ain't never seen before it's bigger than yours |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 1:52am |
| Coolness: 685565 | bwahahahahahahahaha
I'm sure it is. My main one is 19", how big is yours? (We ARE talking about our monitors, right?) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 1:55am |
| Coolness: 54310 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH main one? you got 2?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh monitors....uhhhh yaaaa |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 2:03am |
| Coolness: 685565 | Yeah actually. :) 19" and 15".
I want a third one. I can never get enough. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 2:11am |
| Coolness: 54310 | heheheheh i got a 17".....it'll fit perfectly down the middle :) |
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