After You Wipe Do You Look At It?
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| let's hear it. |
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| after the 3rd time sure... otherwise you won't know when to stop... |
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| Yeah of course, you gotta know if your anus is bleeding. |
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| Have you ever gone through an entire roll when it was really messy? |
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| now THATS a e-shit.... |
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| doesnt noah shower after shits,i remember having this conversation already a year ago. |
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| Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
doesnt noah shower after shits,i remember having this conversation already a year ago.
Even when in public restrooms.. cept he showers in the toilet. |
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| Totally, but yeah, as was mentioned, to see how bad my anus is bleeding. Shower after a shit all the way though, toilet paper = lose |
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| TP = Kling-ons... |
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| i sometimes do, i sometimes don't when i'm at home... i always wipe at work... :) |
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| Makes me wonder how many actually bleed from their anus... |
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| imho, i look while i'm wiping |
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| If your ass is bleeding than you've aggravated your Hemorrhoid. |
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| Originally Posted By GLANDITH
Makes me wonder how many actually bleed from their anus...
thats wut I was wondering... kinda freakin me out....
Ufot-heavy metals can be found in most stool samples taken from city dwellers living above the 45th parallel |
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| Update » Shindy wrote on Tue Aug 19, 2008 @ 3:49pm ok mais que cé sa a la fin :p |
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| You can always do it like the French (at least the ones I lived with) and never buy TP and instead opt for the shower (as mentioned) or the nearest newspaper, toilet book, or toothbrush. |
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| the nearest toothbrush!!!!
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enters the bathroom
-Hey hon, whats up?
-*brush brush brush* brushing *brush* my *brush* tooth *brush*
-ohh nice, and btw, we are out of TP, so i used your toothbrush
-*brush brush* *brush slowly* *puke*
-*gets a slap on the back of the head* |
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| So this pristine white fluffy soft rabbit is hopping along and approaches a really smelly part of the forest. He's sort of too curious for his own good and he peeks over to see what smells, when all of a sudden a bear clambers out of a ravine with a frustrated look on his face. The rabbit freezes, scared out of his wits. But the bear sidles over and asks the rabbit, nonchalantly "Hey man, you ever get that thing where you have like a little piece of shit hanging off your ass and you can't shake it off?" The rabbit lets out a terrified "No sir, can't say that um... happens to me..." "Good!" So the bear grabs the rabbit and neatly wipes his ass with him, then throws him in the ravine. "Thanks bud." |
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| Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
doesnt noah shower after shits,i remember having this conversation already a year ago.
how very european. I always thought that thing was for washing your feet...I felt so dirty after I found out |
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| this crowd needs an enema... |
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After You Wipe Do You Look At It?
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