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How To Tell If Your Heads About To Blow Up
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:10pm |
 Coolness: 282485 | From the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, May 24, 1994
MOSCOW -- Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded in the middle of a championship game! No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE. "He was deep in concentration with his eyes focused on the board," says Titov's opponent, Vladimir Dobrynin. "All of a sudden his hands flew to his temples and he screamed in pain. Everyone looked up from their games, startled by the noise. Then, as if someone had put a bomb in his cranium, his head popped like a firecracker." Incredibly, Titiov's is not the first case in which a person's head has spontaneously exploded. Five people are known to have died of HCE in the last 25 years. The most recent death occurred just three years ago in 1991, when European psychic Barbara Nicole's skull burst. Miss Nicole's story was reported by newspapers worldwide, including WWN. "HCE is an extremely rare physical imbalance," said Dr. Anatoly Martinenko, famed neurologist and expert on the human brain who did the autopsy on the brilliant chess expert. "It is a condition in which the circuits of the brain become overloaded by the body's own electricity. The explosions happen during periods of intense mental activity when lots of current is surging through the brain. Victims are highly intelligent people with great powers of concentration. Both Miss Nicole and Mr. Titov were intense people who tended to keep those cerebral circuits overloaded. In a way it could be said they were literally too smart for their own good." Although Dr. Martinenko says there are probably many undiagnosed cases, he hastens to add that very few people will die from HCE. "Most people who have it will never know. At this point, medical science still doesn't know much about HCE. And since fatalities are so rare it will probably be years before research money becomes available." In the meantime, the doctor urges people to take it easy and not think too hard for long periods of time. "Take frequent relaxation breaks when you're doing things that take lots of mental focus," he recommends. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:14pm |
 Coolness: 159150 | You
Gotta Be Kidding Me |
| I'm feeling in the past but right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Jaggery replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:22pm |
 Coolness: 37065 | No way. |
| I'm feeling studious right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:23pm |
| Coolness: 159150 | I wish I had a power to instill this on people.
Hence, have the ability to make people's heads explode. I can think of a few people... |
| I'm feeling in the past but right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:45pm |
 Coolness: 106145 | Smells like bullshit to me. |
| I'm feeling 80 hz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:46pm |
| Coolness: 282485 | kinda like your upper lip |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:46pm |
| Coolness: 106145 | |
| I'm feeling 80 hz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 3:47pm |
| Coolness: 282485 | yeh it's obviously fake, let's just pretend it happened to you, *sigh*
why can't the tabloids be real.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 4:44pm |
 Coolness: 76740 | Wow... sounds familiar.
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| I'm feeling insanely sick right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Samwise replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 4:54pm |
 Coolness: 133055 | Ketchup, anyone? :P |
| I'm feeling f5 syndrom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 5:02pm |
 Coolness: 265985 | How to tell your head's about to blow up?
» Freezer replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 4:58pm from 207.134.243.193 Freezer Coolness: 14638 GO TO HELL !!!! PISS-OFF !!!!! SUFFER !!!!! DIE ALL !!!!!! |
| I'm feeling skip divided 404 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 5:07pm |
 Coolness: 185385 | lol |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
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