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Happy Good Friday!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 9:03am |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 10:03am |
 Coolness: 93195 | Screwheader, I luv the fact that whenever i check ur mixes out, i dont know the tracks... tres awesome...
Ufot-my ears hurt |
| I'm feeling lies wif da hax!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 10:22am |
 Coolness: 159215 | +1000 Screwhead for Limewax - Eyes Of Evil. A personal favorite.
As for Jesus, he looked like a hippie, he deserved to die. |
| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 12:27pm |
 Coolness: 85030 | Starts off w/ the late Anton LaVey, beautiful.
happy pre zombie jesus egg day. |
| I'm feeling unenthused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Termina replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 1:03pm |
 Coolness: 86185 | awesome mix. :) |
| I'm feeling meowmeowmeowmeow right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 1:32pm |
 Coolness: 63045 | !NDU5TR1A7!!!!!! |
| I'm feeling renewed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 4:55pm |
 Coolness: 685685 | Ok, serious case of WHAT THE FUCK here.
I went to bed shortly after posting this thing up on all the boards I'm on. First, I made some veggie tacos, though, 'cause I was hungry, and as I'd discovered a while ago, it seems that eating anything involving salsa gives me really weird, really vivid dreams. And of course, we all know that dreams are really nothing more than our subconcious, usually a giant mashup of what we've had on our mind recently. So I just woke up, and to hell with taking a piss, I'll do that later, for now all the details are fresh in my mind, so here goes... (A lot of dreams have been involving me doing drugs recently, including ones that I don't like much..) At the start of this dream, I was living back in the west island at my mother's old place with my brother and sister. I ate 2 grams of shrooms and went outside to the forest behind where we lived to have my shroom trip. In the forest I met a friend (no idea who, just some generic person who represents a friend) and we walked around untill we got to a river. While we were near the river, we heard strange noises and went to see what it was.. All of a sudden the both of us had handguns with us, and we were scared for some reason and started going the other way. Just as we turn around to go away from the river, a cop shows up and says that he's here to investigate something weird that people spoke about near the river, and we decide that since there's a cop with us we should be alright, so we go back with him. As we all get to the river bank, a zombie comes out of the water and kills him, and then starts coming towards us. We take our guns and start shooting, getting him in the head, but nothing stops him. The zombie is totally invincible and won't stop coming towards us, so we turn around get on our bikes that are right behind us, and bike away as fast as possible. Somehow the zombie ends up staying right on our tail, just about 20-30 feet behind us the whole time, and anyone that gets between us he kills and throws their body to the side. We try and avoid him by driving through a gas-station carwash, but the doors malfunction and we get trapped inside and can't get out, and suddenly the zombie loses interest in us and starts killing people around us. Suddenly, me and my friend are sitting in an office at some army base, with no-one else in the room, but some windows with curtains are there. We see some kind of leader/general/commander/whatever giving out orders of some sort and all the soldiers getting handed some special handguns that are all 1-shot handguns that shoot .50cal anti-aircraft shells. My and my friend see that the office we're in is the office of the guy talking, so we know we have time before he comes back, so we take more shrooms and smoke a joint. He comes back into the office and tells us that the invincible zombie following us was a man named Joseph Kraus, and that he was the re-incarnation of Jesus Christ, but that he ended up dying before it was "his time" and he was properly told by god who he was, so rather than resurect as jesus did and just leave/hide, he came back as a mindless, indestructible zombie. The army has a plan though; it seems that any time me and my friend weren't surrounded by walls, the super-zombie jesus would always come towards us, like walls would block some sort of telepathic homing mechanism that he uses to hunt for brains, and that since he'd seen us and not managed to kill us, we were "marked" untill we died, and him being invincible, would never stop chassing us as long as we were outside. So the army is telling us about their plan; hundreds of years ago, all the polution on earth got way out of hand, and something was done about it. All the people that were left uncontaminated with cancer and the chemicals that were poluting everything were gathered onto an artificial continent, created to look just like a part of north america. This continent was chained to the earth and huge rockets flew it up in the air, above the poluted air which was heavier, and into the layer of fresh air that lay above. Everything outside of our area was faked; like the Matrix was actually taking place far in the future but inside the matrix was the late 90s/early 2000, we were actually far, FAR into the future and living in a world modeled after the early 2000s; the foreign news we were hearing about was all just re-runs and old newspaper re-printed to fit in with our current news. The plan was: We get zombie-jesus to follow us to the edge of the floating continent, and then we had to find a way to push him over the edge and to the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is earth. So me and my friend get into a millitary helicopter with the commander guy and go up north, since that's the closest edge we can get to. We get there and have to look around for the edge, because it's been so long since anyone had been allowed out that far that their maps and information was all fuzzy and uncertain. As we're looking around, zombie-jesus shows up and starts coming after us, so we all hurry up towards where the edge is supposed to be. We finally make it, but don't know how to get him over the edge without one of us dying, and none of us want to die. Me and my friend come up with the idea that, since he wants us so badly, that we should go on either side of him and get closer/further from him so that he goes towards one of us, then, we back away and the other comes closer so that he then goes after him, etc.., like a ping-pong game, bouncing him between us, so that the army guy can come in from the side with a rope to snag him that he's tied to a large rock that we then push over the edge. So we go through our plan and it works; we keep the zombie busy long enough for the army guy to get a rope, come back, tie it around a huge rock, then tie it around the zombie jesus and then we all ran to the rock and pushed it over the edge. Right at the end, before waking up, we all decide to look over the edge. The world isn't poluted; the grass is green, the skies are clear, the water is blue, everything looks fine, except that we see people swimming in a river, and they all look like giant, 20-foot tall characters from The Simpsons. And then I woke up. |
| I'm feeling the no pussy blues right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Mar 21, 2008 @ 5:02pm |
| Coolness: 159215 | You my friend would be a gifted screenwriter. Selling the idea to investors would be a bit harder though.
Yet. The dream contained an undestructable Zombie Jesus. That alone is the coolest thing ever. If only he would be part cyborg ( à la Borgs from Start Trek the Next Generation ), it would be on an entirely other plateau of coolness unbeknownst to mankind. Morale of the story : Veggie taco induced invincible and zombified Jesus is coming to destroy mankind. All that money invested in stocking up that nuclear shelter of yours is finally going to pay off. |
| I'm feeling d&b selektah right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove replied on Mon Mar 24, 2008 @ 8:47am |
| Coolness: 63045 | great comic book potential! |
| I'm feeling renewed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Mon Mar 24, 2008 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 76805 | Dude, that's a pretty awesome dream. You need to get yourself some Abelcain records. |
| I'm feeling insanely sick right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Mon Mar 24, 2008 @ 6:38pm |
 Coolness: 266050 |  !!!!!!
TACOS! |
| I'm feeling speakerlove right now.. | |
Happy Good Friday!
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